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Chip Away Boy
= Cult of Ray =
914 Posts |
 Posted - 12/27/2002 : 21:39:48
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| i was hoping that after the tour was over he would post a little bit, he hasn't had he? |
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ramona
"FB Quote Mistress"
USA
3988 Posts |
Posted - 12/28/2002 : 08:18:54
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Haven't seen him around - unless he is using a new cool name. Ya never know...he could just be lurk, lurk, lurking. 
Hey, Frank! |
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Bartholomew
= Cult of Ray =
USA
344 Posts |
Posted - 12/28/2002 : 09:16:48
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| If he's going under an assumed name then I have a hunch what it is...won't say though, cuz if I was right he'd just change it again. Of course there's also the more real possibility that he will never come to the forum again let alone post. I mean really, if you think about some of the shit that's been posted here since his earlier visits. Its exactly the same kind of shit he says in interviews he can't stand: you know, dirty gossip and general fan retardedness. Nevermind that its only posted by a select few idiots. My guess is we'll never hear from Frank again here, hope I'm wrong though. There's nothing cooler than seeing a real-live Frank post next to your own. |
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St. Francis
= Cult of Ray =
Canada
548 Posts |
Posted - 12/28/2002 : 14:13:50
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Originally posted by Bartholomew
If he's going under an assumed name then I have a hunch what it is...won't say though, cuz if I was right he'd just change it again. Of course there's also the more real possibility that he will never come to the forum again let alone post. I mean really, if you think about some of the shit that's been posted here since his earlier visits. Its exactly the same kind of shit he says in interviews he can't stand: you know, dirty gossip and general fan retardedness. Nevermind that its only posted by a select few idiots. My guess is we'll never hear from Frank again here, hope I'm wrong though. There's nothing cooler than seeing a real-live Frank post next to your own.
Agreed...not sure if he will return due to several of the things you mentioned...would be nice -and a shock- if it did happen.
I know it is winter, but, never trust a man who wears a fur coat. |
Edited by - St. Francis on 12/28/2002 14:30:48 |
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Thomas
* Dog in the Sand *
USA
1615 Posts |
Posted - 12/28/2002 : 15:09:10
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Have no fear, Frankus will appear.
Thomas
"It's the Nexus of the Crisis"
BÖCswu |
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St. Francis
= Cult of Ray =
Canada
548 Posts |
Posted - 12/28/2002 : 15:12:42
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Hopefully Thomas...if not haaaa well....
I know it is winter, but, never trust a man who wears a fur coat. |
Edited by - St. Francis on 12/28/2002 15:18:46 |
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Itchload
= Cult of Ray =
USA
891 Posts |
Posted - 12/28/2002 : 16:27:50
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| Yeah, I agree too with the above posts. |
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mereubu
= FB QuizMistress =
USA
2677 Posts |
Posted - 12/28/2002 : 17:46:51
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Originally posted by Thomas
Have no fear, Frankus will appear.
Thomas
"It's the Nexus of the Crisis"
BÖCswu
And will he steer
Eight tiny Reindeer?
Or wield the Lash
Our hopes for to dash . . .
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J Mascis
- FB Fan -
USA
205 Posts |
Posted - 12/28/2002 : 18:55:32
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and will he stay
the fuck away
it's not at all
that he is lazy
just that you people
are fucking crazy
get him a present
and one for his wife
he'll only tell you
to get a life
i dream of frank
he's not too hairy
but realizes
some here are scary
he'll stay away
as long as it takes
until some of you realize
this is the internet
for holy fuck's sakes
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mereubu
= FB QuizMistress =
USA
2677 Posts |
Posted - 12/28/2002 : 19:09:27
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Merry Christmas to all
And to all a good night!
Oho, J Mascis! You could have a most fruitful career in children's literature, but I suppose that you could never be persuaded to put down that damned Jazzmaster . . .Theodore Geisel is doubtless weeping from Heaven that the Seussian firmament is denied such a star. |
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J Mascis
- FB Fan -
USA
205 Posts |
Posted - 12/28/2002 : 19:17:38
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| Did my poetry make your vagina tingle? |
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mereubu
= FB QuizMistress =
USA
2677 Posts |
Posted - 12/28/2002 : 19:29:22
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Not remotely, but I am curious about what's crawled up your ass tonight, J Mascis. And whether it could be lured out with a Snickers bar and a fishing hook. That's probably your most likely gambit for snaring it alive, anyway. (And think of the stories you'll have to tell your friends: "And so they dragged it, kicking and screaming, out of my asshole!")
It is unlike J Mascis to be so ungentlemanly. Fie on you, sir! |
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J Mascis
- FB Fan -
USA
205 Posts |
Posted - 12/28/2002 : 19:36:30
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| Don't turn this around on me. If I'm not mistaken, we were talking about your vagina, weren't we? |
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mereubu
= FB QuizMistress =
USA
2677 Posts |
Posted - 12/28/2002 : 19:43:09
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| Well, it is true that I have one, dear. What do you want? A Vagina Monologue? And if you will note, I did already answer your previous query--she felt not a tingle. Sorry. Little uterine cramping, though. |
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J Mascis
- FB Fan -
USA
205 Posts |
Posted - 12/28/2002 : 19:50:11
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| So you're saying that my poetry stimulated your uterus. No? |
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mereubu
= FB QuizMistress =
USA
2677 Posts |
Posted - 12/28/2002 : 19:58:16
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No! Prostaglandins are stimulating my uterus. It is a cranky organ, and unmoved by a little doggerel verse, however amusing. I surf the crimson tide, J Mascis, and have no more time to trifle with you tonight. My feminine indisposition demands ibuprofen, Godiva ice cream, and stout.
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Thomas
* Dog in the Sand *
USA
1615 Posts |
Posted - 12/28/2002 : 20:17:10
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J is my hero.
Thomas
"It's the Nexus of the Crisis"
BÖCswu |
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Ebb Vicious
* Dog in the Sand *
USA
1162 Posts |
Posted - 12/28/2002 : 23:27:50
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thinking about 33-year old twat is making me nauseous. cut it out. |
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Ten Percenter
- FB Enquirer -
United Kingdom
1733 Posts |
Posted - 12/29/2002 : 02:22:19
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quote:
Originally posted by J Mascis
and will he stay
the fuck away
it's not at all
that he is lazy
just that you people
are fucking crazy
get him a present
and one for his wife
he'll only tell you
to get a life
i dream of frank
he's not too hairy
but realizes
some here are scary
he'll stay away
as long as it takes
until some of you realize
this is the internet
for holy fuck's sakes
Come back William Topaz McGonagall, all is forgiven. |
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mereubu
= FB QuizMistress =
USA
2677 Posts |
Posted - 12/29/2002 : 09:24:10
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Hee-hee. Look out--Vagina Dentata, Ebb! Fear the teeth. . .
You're lucky to be thinking about twats of any age, little mister. I make no apologies for mine, though it was born in '69!
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St. Francis
= Cult of Ray =
Canada
548 Posts |
Posted - 12/29/2002 : 10:17:06
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Originally posted by Thomas
J is my hero.
Thomas
"It's the Nexus of the Crisis"
BÖCswu
Mereubu is mine!!! Too good on the reply...she's a star you know.
I know it is winter, but, never trust a man who wears a fur coat. |
Edited by - St. Francis on 12/29/2002 10:41:46 |
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Dave Noisy
Minister of Chaos
Canada
4496 Posts |
Posted - 12/29/2002 : 11:38:13
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Wow, mereubu is my new quick-witted hero. =)
That was actually a pretty funny poem JM. |
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mereubu
= FB QuizMistress =
USA
2677 Posts |
Posted - 12/29/2002 : 16:41:21
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Aw, shucks. Thank you, nice boys. |
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zanni67
= Bio Elf =
643 Posts |
Posted - 12/29/2002 : 17:15:39
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I'm a little late in the replying here but Jesus, Sarah, you rock!
Quick-witted is right!!
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themaninblack
- FB Fan -
USA
37 Posts |
Posted - 12/30/2002 : 14:57:28
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Much of the above is an excellent example of why any serious musician, with a busy life, recording, tours to plan, etc., would probably not spend the time to pore through drivel. Poems that make a vagina tingle? Hello?
Are they grey or is it my own nation? |
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El Barto
= Song DB Master =
USA
4020 Posts |
Posted - 12/30/2002 : 15:15:01
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themaninblack: poems make your vagina tingle? They must be good if you're a male...
I couldn't resist... |
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Whiskeyshoes
- FB Fan -
67 Posts |
Posted - 12/30/2002 : 16:50:34
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| I agree with the man in black...Frank is too busy and embarrassed to be associated with internet dickheads. |
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Visiting Sasquatch
= Cult of Ray =
USA
451 Posts |
Posted - 12/30/2002 : 20:27:40
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| Huh-huh-huh...he said dickheads...huh-huh-huh. |
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themaninblack
- FB Fan -
USA
37 Posts |
Posted - 12/31/2002 : 08:19:23
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Originally posted by Whiskeyshoes
I agree with the man in black...Frank is too busy and embarrassed to be associated with internet dickheads.
I wouldn't go so far as to say "embarrassed" or to imply that Frank is elitist. But it's easy for me to imagine how extremely busy his life is, and while some off-beat "internet dickhead" humor might be fun now and then, you can't let that get in the way of studio time, songwriting, or gearing up for the next tour. He has posted in the past, and may yet again, but you can't expect it to be a very time-consuming involvement. He is, after all, a musician, not a blogger.
Are they grey or is it my own nation? |
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St. Francis
= Cult of Ray =
Canada
548 Posts |
Posted - 01/01/2003 : 12:36:26
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I'm gonna tell you a secret Frank has gone good Byeeeeeeeeeeee.
De na nent dant da na na na
De na nent dant da na na na
That was for Mr Mascis
Yeah! Me! |
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Chip Away Boy
= Cult of Ray =
914 Posts |
Posted - 01/01/2003 : 18:22:18
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J Mascis
- FB Fan -
USA
205 Posts |
Posted - 01/01/2003 : 23:51:22
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person 1: Hey do you know that song that goes like this: da dee dum bo beep beep na no neh?
person 2: No...not really
person 1: Yea, you know, the chorus goes: fa fi fum bli bla boo bu dey dey.
person 2: No man, you suck at humming, I don't know what the hell you're talking about
person 1: Fuck, how could you not recognize that, FEE GUM BLAH BEH DE DA DEE DO FA!!!
person 2: Seriously, now you're just yelling and that's not helping at all.
person 1: Allright then, where's your guitar?
person 2: You don't play guitar.
person 1: I do now.
person 2: You can't play my guitar. Number one, you've never played one in your life and number two, you have a hook instead of a left hand.
person 1: I'll play slide.
person 2: The song you're talking about doesn't have slide in it.
person 1: I thought you didn't know what song I was talking about?
person 2: I don't.
person 1: Then how do you know there's no slide in it?
person 2: Is there a slide in it?
person 1: No
person 2: Then you can't play my guitar.
person 1: But I can kinda play it so that I'm sliding with my hook and making it sound like regular chords.
person 2: That's impossible.
person 1: Not if I pick and reposition the slide at intervals of 0.0000000000001 seconds. Too fast for the human ear to really detect that all the notes in the chord are not being strummed and sustained simultaneously.
person 2: You don't have a slide.
person 1: I'll heat up the hook with a blow torch, then we'll go into the garage and I'll put it on an anvil and you can shape it into a slide with a sledge hammer. C'mon, it'll be really cool, we'll wear black goggles and dirty aprons and shit.
person 2: That's gotta be the stupidest idea I've ever heard.
person 1: Why? You don't own an anvil or something?
person 2: No, I actually own a machine that turns hooks into slides, so doing that wouldn't be a problem.
person 1: So what's the problem then?
person 2: There isn't a problem.
person 1: You just said there was.
person 2: No I didn't.
person 1: What did you say then?
person 2: I didn't say anything.
person 1: Then why don't you say something?
person 2: I can't.
person 1: Why not.
person 2: My jaw is wired shut.
person 1: You're talking right now and your jaw is not wired.
person 2: Yes it is.
person 1: No it's not; you just said "yes it is".
person 2: No I didn't.
person 1: You just said "no I didn't".
person 2: I don't know what you're talking about.
person 1: There! I just saw your mouth move and words came out of it. Gotcha!
person 2: That's impossible because I'm not actually standing here talking to you.
person 1: Then how could you be having this conversation?
person 2: I'm not.
person 1: You're doing it right now.
person 2: I don't exist.
person 1: Who am I talking to then?
person 2: You're talking to me.
person 1: I thought you didn't exist.
person 2: I don't.
person 1: The how could you be talking to me?
person 2: I'm not.
person 1: Then what are you doing?
person 2: I'm standing here talking to you.
person 1: I thought you didn't exist.
person 2: I don't.
person 1: Can I play your guitar?
person 2: No
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Edited by - J Mascis on 01/02/2003 01:26:32 |
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fallus
- FB Fan -
Belgium
94 Posts |
Posted - 01/02/2003 : 04:10:34
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That was quite absurd... At the beginning of the qtory I preferred person 1, but towards the end this changed. Person 2 rocks!
This is not a signature. |
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mereubu
= FB QuizMistress =
USA
2677 Posts |
Posted - 01/02/2003 : 08:42:17
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I'm in a Beckett trance . . .
Well, it ain't exactly Noh theatre. Sort of post-absurdist. I'm working on a new generic classification here. D'oh theatre, perhaps? |
Edited by - mereubu on 01/02/2003 10:01:31 |
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J Mascis
- FB Fan -
USA
205 Posts |
Posted - 01/02/2003 : 12:45:06
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quote:
Originally posted by mereubu
I'm in a Beckett trance . . .
Well, it ain't exactly Noh theatre. Sort of post-absurdist. I'm working on a new generic classification here. D'oh theatre, perhaps?
Clever, yet subtle and wholesome. Something the whole family can enjoy. You're on a roll and only Supernigger can stop you. |
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St. Francis
= Cult of Ray =
Canada
548 Posts |
Posted - 01/02/2003 : 17:33:43
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quote:
Originally posted by J Mascis
person 1: Hey do you know that song that goes like this: da dee dum bo beep beep na no neh?
person 2: No...not really
person 1: Yea, you know, the chorus goes: fa fi fum bli bla boo bu dey dey.
person 2: No man, you suck at humming, I don't know what the hell you're talking about
person 1: Fuck, how could you not recognize that, FEE GUM BLAH BEH DE DA DEE DO FA!!!
person 2: Seriously, now you're just yelling and that's not helping at all.
person 1: Allright then, where's your guitar?
person 2: You don't play guitar.
person 1: I do now.
person 2: You can't play my guitar. Number one, you've never played one in your life and number two, you have a hook instead of a left hand.
person 1: I'll play slide.
person 2: The song you're talking about doesn't have slide in it.
person 1: I thought you didn't know what song I was talking about?
person 2: I don't.
person 1: Then how do you know there's no slide in it?
person 2: Is there a slide in it?
person 1: No
person 2: Then you can't play my guitar.
person 1: But I can kinda play it so that I'm sliding with my hook and making it sound like regular chords.
person 2: That's impossible.
person 1: Not if I pick and reposition the slide at intervals of 0.0000000000001 seconds. Too fast for the human ear to really detect that all the notes in the chord are not being strummed and sustained simultaneously.
person 2: You don't have a slide.
person 1: I'll heat up the hook with a blow torch, then we'll go into the garage and I'll put it on an anvil and you can shape it into a slide with a sledge hammer. C'mon, it'll be really cool, we'll wear black goggles and dirty aprons and shit.
person 2: That's gotta be the stupidest idea I've ever heard.
person 1: Why? You don't own an anvil or something?
person 2: No, I actually own a machine that turns hooks into slides, so doing that wouldn't be a problem.
person 1: So what's the problem then?
person 2: There isn't a problem.
person 1: You just said there was.
person 2: No I didn't.
person 1: What did you say then?
person 2: I didn't say anything.
person 1: Then why don't you say something?
person 2: I can't.
person 1: Why not.
person 2: My jaw is wired shut.
person 1: You're talking right now and your jaw is not wired.
person 2: Yes it is.
person 1: No it's not; you just said "yes it is".
person 2: No I didn't.
person 1: You just said "no I didn't".
person 2: I don't know what you're talking about.
person 1: There! I just saw your mouth move and words came out of it. Gotcha!
person 2: That's impossible because I'm not actually standing here talking to you.
person 1: Then how could you be having this conversation?
person 2: I'm not.
person 1: You're doing it right now.
person 2: I don't exist.
person 1: Who am I talking to then?
person 2: You're talking to me.
person 1: I thought you didn't exist.
person 2: I don't.
person 1: The how could you be talking to me?
person 2: I'm not.
person 1: Then what are you doing?
person 2: I'm standing here talking to you.
person 1: I thought you didn't exist.
person 2: I don't.
person 1: Can I play your guitar?
person 2: No
Super funny....
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