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J Mascis
- FB Fan -
USA
205 Posts |
 Posted - 12/14/2002 : 02:47:42
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Does anyone here asides from me and Frank have drinking problems? Maybe we can turn this thread into an online AA meeting.
Hello, I'm J and I have a drinking problem. It all started when Frank forced me to inject booze into my arm via syringe. What a fuckhead. I wasn't up for it at all, but he and Watt tied me up and started poking me with needles. I must say, those needles were filled with the finest cognac I've ever tasted intravenously, but that's not always a good thing. One time, they held me down and injected me with mercury and that didn't feel so good. I am J Mascis, I am not a thermometer.
Anyway, I like the drink. Any drink for that matter. Water, salt water, de-salinated salt water, fresh water, crazy water, water with poison in it, water with rocks in it, water mixed with cigarettes, water from my washing machine, de-salinated water with poison in it, etc...
I like to drink various different types of water. I'm a water connoisseur.
Who here likes water? What is your favourite type of water? I bet those of you who dream of Frank would really like a swig of Frank's bath water.
[EDIT: Moved - Dave Noisy] |
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big_galoof
= Cult of Ray =
USA
310 Posts |
Posted - 12/14/2002 : 05:00:22
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hey J - why do you fade so many of your songs out, instead of ending them cold? do you then have
to work out a ending for each song when you play live? i've always considered the fade-out to be pretty cowardly - and don't get me started on the fade-in!
also: most of these fade-outs occur during tasty guitar breaks - what's with that?
not a big fan of the fade-out,
john
visit the big galoof's frank black trade list here:
http://home.nycap.rr.com/souvenirs/tradelist.htm |
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BrendanT
= Cult of Ray =
Canada
907 Posts |
Posted - 12/14/2002 : 07:20:14
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I love water. That is why I own three fresh water lakes in the Northern Interior of British Columbia. When the earth is dry and crippled I will rule. So be nice and think of me or all imposters on this forum will shrivel up and die.
Strummer-man
I had me a vision!
Buttercup! Bubbles! Let's go! |
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the swimmer
* Dog in the Sand *
USA
1602 Posts |
Posted - 12/14/2002 : 07:59:12
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Why is this topic in this area? What does it have to do with anything?
Why can't you go discuss this at a CREED website?
Why do you have to clog this forum up with your wasted topics, asshole remarks, and posts to show how funny you think you are?
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Thomas
* Dog in the Sand *
USA
1615 Posts |
Posted - 12/14/2002 : 08:30:30
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Hey Swimmer how about starting your own forum called, 'My favorite word to call everyone is ASSHOLE, but you can call me DICK'.
Thomas
"It's the Nexus of the Crisis"
BÖCswu |
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the swimmer
* Dog in the Sand *
USA
1602 Posts |
Posted - 12/14/2002 : 08:31:26
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| I call it like I see it. |
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Bartholomew
= Cult of Ray =
USA
344 Posts |
Posted - 12/14/2002 : 08:32:48
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| Hey everybody, look! It's J Mascis. Big Whiner J, I can't believe it. I LOVED you in Sebadoh! Still nasal droning? Take some Claritin and it'll clear that shit right up. |
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ProverbialCereal
- FB TabMaster -
USA
2953 Posts |
Posted - 12/14/2002 : 12:09:01
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J Mascis my ass kiss.
(even if it really is him, i just wanted to say that; though it hardly makes sense)
Derek |
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J Mascis
- FB Fan -
USA
205 Posts |
Posted - 12/14/2002 : 13:12:34
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quote:
Originally posted by big_galoof
hey J - why do you fade so many of your songs out, instead of ending them cold? do you then have
to work out a ending for each song when you play live? i've always considered the fade-out to be pretty cowardly - and don't get me started on the fade-in!
also: most of these fade-outs occur during tasty guitar breaks - what's with that?
not a big fan of the fade-out,
john
visit the big galoof's frank black trade list here:
http://home.nycap.rr.com/souvenirs/tradelist.htm
Shit, I do fade out a lot. I never noticed that 'till you mentioned it. As you know, J Mascis can solo indefinitely. In fact, when I record a song-ending solo, I solo way past the point where it fades out on the recording. Sometimes I get to the studio in the morning when it's still dark and solo all day, until it gets dark again. I don't see daylight because I solo and I solo hard. Weeeeeeeeee Ne Na Neeeeeeewahwahwahwahwahwahwah! |
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J Mascis
- FB Fan -
USA
205 Posts |
Posted - 12/14/2002 : 13:17:48
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Originally posted by BrendanT
I love water. That is why I own three fresh water lakes in the Northern Interior of British Columbia. When the earth is dry and crippled I will rule. So be nice and think of me or all imposters on this forum will shrivel up and die.
Strummer-man
I had me a vision!
Buttercup! Bubbles! Let's go!
I own Rice Lake, allthough it's not very fresh in the summer. I'm also thinking of aquiring chunks of Lake Simcoe, Lake Couchiching and Guelph Lake. |
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J Mascis
- FB Fan -
USA
205 Posts |
Posted - 12/14/2002 : 13:23:18
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Originally posted by Thomas
Hey Swimmer how about starting your own forum called, 'My favorite word to call everyone is ASSHOLE, but you can call me DICK'.
Thomas
"It's the Nexus of the Crisis"
BÖCswu
He already started one that is similar. He's upset that I am J Mascis and I am a celebrity. He has always wanted to be a celebrity. I have my music and he has his swimming, but swimming doesn't get the following music does. He blames the world for his choosing the wrong career path. |
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J Mascis
- FB Fan -
USA
205 Posts |
Posted - 12/14/2002 : 13:25:31
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Originally posted by Bartholomew
Hey everybody, look! It's J Mascis. Big Whiner J, I can't believe it. I LOVED you in Sebadoh! Still nasal droning? Take some Claritin and it'll clear that shit right up.
I was never in Sebadoh. That was Lou. Sebadoh sucks and Lou knows it. |
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J Mascis
- FB Fan -
USA
205 Posts |
Posted - 12/14/2002 : 13:26:45
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Originally posted by ProverbialCereal
J Mascis my ass kiss.
(even if it really is him, i just wanted to say that; though it hardly makes sense)
Derek
I am J Mascis and I am a celebrity, you must now kiss MY ass. |
Edited by - J Mascis on 12/14/2002 13:27:17 |
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ProverbialCereal
- FB TabMaster -
USA
2953 Posts |
Posted - 12/14/2002 : 15:50:15
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doh!
Derek |
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J Mascis
- FB Fan -
USA
205 Posts |
Posted - 12/14/2002 : 15:54:07
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| Hi Derek! |
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Itchload
= Cult of Ray =
USA
891 Posts |
Posted - 12/14/2002 : 17:41:41
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| J is that you screaming at the beginning of Little Fury Things? I always wondered who does that. And that "why don't you like me!" song at the end of Bug, who sings that? |
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J Mascis
- FB Fan -
USA
205 Posts |
Posted - 12/14/2002 : 17:48:01
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Originally posted by Itchload
J is that you screaming at the beginning of Little Fury Things? I always wondered who does that. And that "why don't you like me!" song at the end of Bug, who sings that?
Yes, that is me at the beginning of Little Fury Things. I'm not screaming anything in particular. That was Lou playing a joke by putting a tape recorder in the bathroom while I was passing a kidney stone. It was so shrill that segments of it ended up on Little Fury Things, Why Don't You Like Me and the chorus to Just Like Heaven. |
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peter radiator
= Cult of Ray =
USA
653 Posts |
Posted - 12/15/2002 : 12:23:45
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Originally posted by J Mascis
Shit, I do fade out a lot. I never noticed that 'till you mentioned it. As you know, J Mascis can solo indefinitely. In fact, when I record a song-ending solo, I solo way past the point where it fades out on the recording. Sometimes I get to the studio in the morning when it's still dark and solo all day, until it gets dark again. I don't see daylight because I solo and I solo hard. Weeeeeeeeee Ne Na Neeeeeeewahwahwahwahwahwahwah!
I've been reading many of these J-related threads for a few weeks now, and I must say that while many of Mr. Mascis' provocative musings are megalomaniacal, idiotic and completely off-subject, they –and the inane fallout they inspire– have provided me with some of the most side-splitting laughter I've enjoyed in a long while.
I'm serious. This particular shtick is Fawlty Towers good.
So keep it up, Mr. Mascis. And all you anti-Mascis-posting posters, you keep it up as well. It takes two to tango.
p.s. A friend of mine who dug Dinosaur Jr (but knew little about popular music pre-1980) heard J mention in an interview once that he often tried to emulate Robbie Robertson's guitar soloing style. As a result he went out and bought several albums by The Band, just to find out what that was all about. His taste is now the better for it.
p.p.s. Of course it's J Mascis. But for all you out there who feel it must be an imposter, I encourage you to spend at least a moment considering that it might be Frank Black...
~ Peter Radiator
"Real music is out there and real people are making it." ~ Webb Wilder |
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Visiting Sasquatch
= Cult of Ray =
USA
451 Posts |
Posted - 12/15/2002 : 13:10:11
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Originally posted by peter radiator
p.p.s. Of course it's J Mascis. But for all you out there who feel it must be an imposter, I encourage you to spend at least a moment considering that it might be Frank Black...
I don't think so. My opinion though. |
Edited by - Visiting Sasquatch on 12/15/2002 13:10:55 |
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mdisanto
* Dog in the Sand *
USA
1140 Posts |
Posted - 12/15/2002 : 13:22:10
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thatd be pretty interesting. im sure the temptation to fuck with your fans is pretty great if you could pull it off.
does anyone else hate that song for one of the beer companies about football "i love football on tv... etc etc.. and twins!"... god its so annoying.
-miked |
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billgoodman
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Netherlands
6213 Posts |
Posted - 12/15/2002 : 13:41:47
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just curious:
If you're really J mascis can you tell me more about your hero ''RT''
and the interview you did with him. And which RT-song did you cover
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Edited by - billgoodman on 12/15/2002 13:42:42 |
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floop
= Wannabe Volunteer =
Mexico
15297 Posts |
Posted - 12/15/2002 : 17:53:02
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quote:
Originally posted by mdisanto
does anyone else hate that song for one of the beer companies about football "i love football on tv... etc etc.. and twins!"... god its so annoying.
-miked
i hate that commercial.
palabra a tu madre. |
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St. Francis
= Cult of Ray =
Canada
548 Posts |
Posted - 12/15/2002 : 17:59:06
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J Mascis in not Frank Black but rather a very creative person from Souther Ontario Canada...his references to lakes in the region gave it away...
Out on the Eisenhower, well, I lost my speed just a little bit south of a town called weed... |
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MIRV
- FB Fan -
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Posted - 12/15/2002 : 18:08:43
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j, how do you make your jazzmaster weep so well?
you are the king of weepery.
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theonecontender
= Cult of Ray =
Canada
565 Posts |
Posted - 12/15/2002 : 18:17:54
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quote:
Originally posted by peter radiator
I've been reading many of these J-related threads for a few weeks now, and I must say that while many of Mr. Mascis' provocative musings are megalomaniacal, idiotic and completely off-subject, they –and the inane fallout they inspire– have provided me with some of the most side-splitting laughter I've enjoyed in a long while.
I agree.. it's the only comedy on this site. Too many serious non-laughter type people. Hi J, and thanks for the jokes. I don't have your new album, but maybe I'll steal it from the internet.
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theonecontender
= Cult of Ray =
Canada
565 Posts |
Posted - 12/15/2002 : 18:18:33
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Oh ya.. I like the drink as well.
drink,
1c |
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mereubu
= FB QuizMistress =
USA
2677 Posts |
Posted - 12/15/2002 : 18:34:28
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quote:
Originally posted by peter radiator
p.p.s. Of course it's J Mascis. But for all you out there who feel it must be an imposter, I encourage you to spend at least a moment considering that it might be Frank Black...
~ Peter Radiator
"Real music is out there and real people are making it." ~ Webb Wilder
What a tempting thought! I have to admit that I briefly entertained this very notion yesterday as I was drawn into that exchange with him about Manziers. It was impossible to stay pissed off because it was so absurd--by the time he posted his picture I was just incapacitated with the hilarious pomposity of the J Mascis persona. My husband and I tracked down his posts in every thread we could find and laughed until we cried. What are you gonna do? |
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johndietzel
= Cult of Ray =
Burkina Faso (Upper Volta)
464 Posts |
Posted - 12/16/2002 : 15:45:43
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The real J would know that Lou did all the screaming for Dino while he was onboard. The only high notes J can hit are falsetto (and con fretto).
But yeah, like I always wanted to hear the rest of the Thumb solo.
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Erebus
* Dog in the Sand *
USA
1834 Posts |
Posted - 12/16/2002 : 16:15:24
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quote:
Originally posted by floop
quote:
Originally posted by mdisanto
does anyone else hate that song for one of the beer companies about football "i love football on tv... etc etc.. and twins!"... god its so annoying.
-miked
i hate that commercial.
palabra a tu madre.
Me too. Always has me groping for the remote while mumbling about morons doing twins. |
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johndietzel
= Cult of Ray =
Burkina Faso (Upper Volta)
464 Posts |
Posted - 12/16/2002 : 20:24:27
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One thing I love about the commercial is it's an original song for the commercial (right?) but it sounds like what they play on MTV and stuff. It reminds me of in the movie "The Lost Boys" where there's this live beach concert and the band is playing this totally gay 80s pop rock thing and there's this longhaired body builder who's supposed to be playing a saxophone.
And then there's this one really bad song where a guy goes "let's have a party party hardy party on party on" or whatever. I thought it was another "stereotype kids music today" fake song, but apparently it's actually a song they play on the radio.
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Little Black Francis
> Teenager of the Year <
3648 Posts |
Posted - 12/18/2002 : 14:10:22
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this isn't a fucking Creed website? I want my money back.
"Snooch to the muthaf**kin Nooch" |
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darwin
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
USA
5454 Posts |
Posted - 12/18/2002 : 14:24:45
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quote:
Originally posted by johndietzel
And then there's this one really bad song where a guy goes "let's have a party party hardy party on party on" or whatever. I thought it was another "stereotype kids music today" fake song, but apparently it's actually a song they play on the radio.
That's from the new rock anthem dude. Oh, what's his name? W? Bloody nose on his album cover. I also first heard the song on the commercial and thought it was a joke, then later heard it on the radio.
Regarding an earlier post saying J must be from southern Ontario, I don't thinking naming a few lakes is good proof of that. |
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mereubu
= FB QuizMistress =
USA
2677 Posts |
Posted - 12/18/2002 : 16:20:16
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| Andrew W.K. |
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floop
= Wannabe Volunteer =
Mexico
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Posted - 12/18/2002 : 22:26:31
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andrew w.k. is my new hero..
johndietzel.. i know exactly what you're talking about re: The Lost Boys because i've seen that movie like 10 times. not so much because it's that great, but used to be one of the only films i owned on VHS.
that was all shot in Santa Cruz by the way. my alma mater, and home of the great Camber Van Beethoven.
rock out.
palabra a tu madre. |
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J Mascis
- FB Fan -
USA
205 Posts |
Posted - 12/19/2002 : 03:05:29
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Originally posted by johndietzel
The real J would know that Lou did all the screaming for Dino while he was onboard. The only high notes J can hit are falsetto (and con fretto).
But yeah, like I always wanted to hear the rest of the Thumb solo.
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"Liam Neeson backwards is broken English empty post office box."
You are correct about me not being J Mascis. Some people are on to me, so I'll reveal the truth right now: I am Frank Black. I don't really care if you don't believe me because this is too much fun. |
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bazza
* Dog in the Sand *
Ireland
1439 Posts |
Posted - 12/19/2002 : 04:02:56
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i knew it!!
especially when you didnt answer my gig in dublin question
haha. cheers charlie
fear the mullet. |
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