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ramona
"FB Quote Mistress"
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 Posted - 01/10/2003 : 18:30:58
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Homer quote is; "beer, the cause of, and solution too, all of lifes problems!"
Over and out. 
XXXX, Em
And for good measure;
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steveplymouthuk
= Cult of Ray =
United Kingdom
639 Posts |
Posted - 01/10/2003 : 18:32:03
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its 2:30 am. i'm having a bit of a panic night and trying to do all my uni coursework in one night.
I was doing alright earlier, but haven't written anything in the past hour. Sleep is for the weak! |
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mereubu
= FB QuizMistress =
USA
2677 Posts |
Posted - 01/10/2003 : 18:36:42
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| Haha! Oh man, I think I'm all out of all-nighters. I don't remember sleeping at all during graduate school--just switching from beer to coffee at some point near morning and going back to class. You have my sympathy. |
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mereubu
= FB QuizMistress =
USA
2677 Posts |
Posted - 01/10/2003 : 18:38:08
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| Nighty-night, Em! Feel better! |
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steveplymouthuk
= Cult of Ray =
United Kingdom
639 Posts |
Posted - 01/10/2003 : 18:43:51
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| mmm need more caffeine. i'd best sleep at some point, but i wont get anything done tomorrow got i gotta spend it with me girly. the deathline is getting closer faster than i can work! |
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mereubu
= FB QuizMistress =
USA
2677 Posts |
Posted - 01/10/2003 : 18:49:18
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| Good luck with your work, Steve. (And have fun tomorrow!) I'm off to face the in-laws. Feh! |
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steveplymouthuk
= Cult of Ray =
United Kingdom
639 Posts |
Posted - 01/10/2003 : 18:52:53
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i will ;-)
talk again soon. i've given up and i need sleep.
Cheers m'dears! |
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Chip Away Boy
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Posted - 01/10/2003 : 19:36:56
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| what is this topic all about |
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mereubu
= FB QuizMistress =
USA
2677 Posts |
Posted - 01/10/2003 : 19:47:14
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| Alternates between smut and just life-in-general stuff. I think it started in the Michael Jackson thread and then settled in this one. Frank's not really doing much at the moment, so this kind of relieves the tedium. |
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mereubu
= FB QuizMistress =
USA
2677 Posts |
Posted - 01/10/2003 : 19:49:22
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| Hey, St. Francis! Where you been, cupcake? Just wonderin'. |
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Atheist4Catholics
= Cult of Ray =
USA
925 Posts |
Posted - 01/10/2003 : 22:03:09
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quote:
Originally posted by mereubu
My sister has two ferrets. I can't get past the weird ferret smell, but they seem nice enough.
We try to wash ours weekly. They usually smell like Pert.
That sounds like a euphemism.
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Atheist4Catholics
= Cult of Ray =
USA
925 Posts |
Posted - 01/10/2003 : 22:06:50
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No one's in the Henhouse when I come a-knockin'
I must be up too late. Or maybe that chicken hawk beat me here and you've all been reduced to feathers and pieces of beak.
If a man posts in an empty chat room, does it make one's and zero's?
www.mp3.com/clootie |
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steveplymouthuk
= Cult of Ray =
United Kingdom
639 Posts |
Posted - 01/11/2003 : 01:57:44
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Originally posted by Atheist4Catholics
We try to wash ours weekly.
Can ferrets swim? Are they the poor man's otter? |
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Ten Percenter
- FB Enquirer -
United Kingdom
1733 Posts |
Posted - 01/11/2003 : 10:00:17
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| How are the in-laws Sarah? How are you Zan? How is your arm, arse, drummer boy Em? How are your ferrets everyone else? |
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Atheist4Catholics
= Cult of Ray =
USA
925 Posts |
Posted - 01/11/2003 : 10:18:37
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quote:
Originally posted by steveplymouthuk
quote:
Originally posted by Atheist4Catholics
We try to wash ours weekly.
Can ferrets swim? Are they the poor man's otter?
Ferrets can swim a bit, but it looks more like they're trying to walk in water.
As for being a poor man's otter, the $700 adrenal surgery my boy ferret needs tells me that they're not.
Incedentally, I once edited a story about a real English sport called "ferret legging" where men put two wild, clawed ferrets down their pants and try to see who can last the longest. They can't wear underwear and they have to tie the legs up at the bottom. The record was 6 minutes for a long time and it was actually a spectator sport until one guy broke the record and had them in there for six hours. After that, the sport died out. Can anyone from the UK add insight to this?
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mereubu
= FB QuizMistress =
USA
2677 Posts |
Posted - 01/11/2003 : 11:46:24
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Oh Andy, I am in hell! Will elaborate later, but involves listening to a large amount of Swingle Swingers LPs. Soon they will move on to Rolf Harris. Help!
I think the guy with the six hour ferret legging record could only have been some kind of fetishist. |
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Ten Percenter
- FB Enquirer -
United Kingdom
1733 Posts |
Posted - 01/11/2003 : 13:01:05
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Sun -arisseeeeee! As long as it is not 'Two Little Boys'. UUUURRRRRGGGHHHHH. Utterly awful, so awful that Maggie Thatcher loved it.
I already have a ferret in my underwear. |
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mereubu
= FB QuizMistress =
USA
2677 Posts |
Posted - 01/11/2003 : 13:05:07
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Heh-heh. We're at my husband's place of work, converting my father-in-laws LPs to CD. It's a siege--he woke us up at dawn and off they went. I want to go hooome!
Can it swim? |
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Ten Percenter
- FB Enquirer -
United Kingdom
1733 Posts |
Posted - 01/11/2003 : 13:26:07
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| Sarah and her threesome: ( . V . ) ^ .|. We have just been listening to Frank's Lowlands interview. It is so awful. My ferret began to protest. Can it swim?! I break the six hours record by a few decades. Tie Me Kangaroo Down, Sport... |
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mereubu
= FB QuizMistress =
USA
2677 Posts |
Posted - 01/11/2003 : 13:31:10
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You're not going to let me live this down, are you? :-)
We listened to the Lowlands interview two nights ago and Bob choked and nearly shot beer out of his nose. It's just brutal.
Someone's Pinched Me Winkles!
Sighhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. . .
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mereubu
= FB QuizMistress =
USA
2677 Posts |
Posted - 01/11/2003 : 13:32:15
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| What in the hell is a winkle anyway? |
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steveplymouthuk
= Cult of Ray =
United Kingdom
639 Posts |
Posted - 01/11/2003 : 13:33:59
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quote:
Originally posted by Atheist4Catholics
Can anyone from the UK add insight to this?
Real Englishmen use hedgehogs. It makes a better spectator sport. I recommend 3 at a time for a challenge.
mereubu how bad can the 'laws be? You gotta put up with them for long? |
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mereubu
= FB QuizMistress =
USA
2677 Posts |
Posted - 01/11/2003 : 13:35:23
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| Should be gone by tonight. They're unusally opressive today. Or else I'm just unusually intolerant. Whichever--my patience is at an end. |
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Ten Percenter
- FB Enquirer -
United Kingdom
1733 Posts |
Posted - 01/11/2003 : 13:37:07
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What state of tumescence was Mr Huff in? I fear .|. is a bit inaccurate.
V had to leave the room during the Lowlands interview. I only wish Frank had too.
Any Seekers albums in there? |
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mereubu
= FB QuizMistress =
USA
2677 Posts |
Posted - 01/11/2003 : 13:40:30
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Seekers? I'm afraid to look. They've moved on to New Christy Minstrels. Saints preserve us.
Mr. Huff was not in top form. And it was his idea! Idiot. If ever we refer to him in our household, it is simply as "Idiot." |
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Ten Percenter
- FB Enquirer -
United Kingdom
1733 Posts |
Posted - 01/11/2003 : 13:40:49
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| A winkle is a shellfish. |
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Ten Percenter
- FB Enquirer -
United Kingdom
1733 Posts |
Posted - 01/11/2003 : 13:42:32
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| And Mr Huff's winkle would have needed much prising to have emerged |
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mereubu
= FB QuizMistress =
USA
2677 Posts |
Posted - 01/11/2003 : 13:42:32
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| Like a shrimp? Pardon, prawn? |
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mereubu
= FB QuizMistress =
USA
2677 Posts |
Posted - 01/11/2003 : 13:43:34
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quote:
Originally posted by Ten Percenter
And Mr Huff's winkle would have needed much prising to have emerged
Hahaha! No doubt! Honestly, I would have had more fun by myself. I should have just kicked them both out of the bed. |
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Ten Percenter
- FB Enquirer -
United Kingdom
1733 Posts |
Posted - 01/11/2003 : 13:44:46
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| I was thinking more in terms of cockles - but I might be wrong! |
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mereubu
= FB QuizMistress =
USA
2677 Posts |
Posted - 01/11/2003 : 13:46:42
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Cockles! Winkles! Blethering and havering! It's all too much for me to process!
Went ahead and listened to Sunshine on Leith the other day coz it had been a while. So Andy, why DO you let someone else rule your land!? |
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Ten Percenter
- FB Enquirer -
United Kingdom
1733 Posts |
Posted - 01/11/2003 : 13:51:03
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We're such a giving people! Anyway, the Union of the Parliaments was in 1707 (Union of Crowns in 1603 to those who are interested). We now have a devolved assembly (since 1999) - woo hoo!
The Proclaimers frequently visit the same playparks as us with their families. I'm not quite sure how relevant that is. |
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steveplymouthuk
= Cult of Ray =
United Kingdom
639 Posts |
Posted - 01/11/2003 : 13:51:52
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the queen has no power anyway
graham norton for queen! |
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mereubu
= FB QuizMistress =
USA
2677 Posts |
Posted - 01/11/2003 : 13:53:28
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| Aw hell, it's the HH! Relevant enough. Are they still identical? (My mother is an identical twin, and they've only recently begun to drift away from each other in appearance.) |
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Ten Percenter
- FB Enquirer -
United Kingdom
1733 Posts |
Posted - 01/11/2003 : 13:54:44
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| Signing off for the night - all best sarah/steve |
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