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Newo
~ Abstract Brain ~
Spain
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 Posted - 02/21/2004 : 14:23:59
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Something about Nero the antiChrist mimicking the Real McChrist and returning from the dead, tho since the Jesus story was told about fiftysomething other historical figures predating him, including Gautama Buddha, I'm gonna say if he really wanted to mimic JC he'd do well just to be an undifferentiated wisp of nothingness.
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"You one of those right wing nut outfits?" inquired the diplomatic Metzger.
Fallopian twinkled. "They accuse us of being paranoids."
"They?" inquired Metzger, twinkling also.
"Us?" asked Oedipa.
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =
United Kingdom
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Posted - 02/21/2004 : 15:04:51
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Or an angry strawberry 
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VoVat
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
USA
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Posted - 02/21/2004 : 18:18:56
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Any Messiah worth their salt has to come back from the dead at least once.
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Newo
~ Abstract Brain ~
Spain
2673 Posts |
Posted - 02/21/2004 : 19:24:06
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You're crazy man. Not in today's publicity-hungry world. Messiah came back once, by next Tuesday they'd be elbowed off the front page by some soccer-wife's tale of an illicit romp with a trained seal. You'd wanna come back at least three times. And have a damn fine agent.
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"You one of those right wing nut outfits?" inquired the diplomatic Metzger.
Fallopian twinkled. "They accuse us of being paranoids."
"They?" inquired Metzger, twinkling also.
"Us?" asked Oedipa.
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VoVat
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
USA
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Posted - 02/21/2004 : 19:38:16
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If a Messiah wants to be REALLY impressive, they should rid the world of angry strawberries.
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =
United Kingdom
17125 Posts |
Posted - 02/22/2004 : 04:25:42
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NEVER!!! There are too many now!!!
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mun chien andalusia
= Quote Accumulator =
Italy
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Posted - 02/22/2004 : 04:38:09
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quote:
Originally posted by VoVat
Any Messiah worth their salt has to come back from the dead at least once.
Join the Culf of Buttoms / And never let old typos be forgotten.
like the pixies?
 join the cult of errol\and you can have a beer\without having to quit smoking
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VoVat
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
USA
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Posted - 02/22/2004 : 10:27:57
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The number of angry strawberries makes no difference to the true Messiah! Who, based on mun chien's post, is presumably one of the Pixies. I'm guessing it'll be David, driving them off with his electric pickle.
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =
United Kingdom
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Posted - 02/22/2004 : 10:35:10
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Pickled what? Strawberry? 
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VoVat
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
USA
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Posted - 02/22/2004 : 10:59:15
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Can you pickle a strawberry?
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =
United Kingdom
17125 Posts |
Posted - 02/22/2004 : 11:11:22
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I dunno but I might try and pickle whole hordes of them as backup in the Great Fruit War!!!
I reckon I could fit that lot into a large jar for pickling!!!
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