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TheCroutonFuton
- Mr. Setlists -
USA
1728 Posts |
 Posted - 02/18/2004 : 19:25:48
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This is going to be the most evil post I ever post in the history of my posts because it's number 666 and no other post will have 666 posts ever again because each time you post it adds to your posts because you're a poster who posts posts and stuff. So my next post will make all of my previous posts say that I have 667 posts and then after I post that I'll post again and every post will say I am a poster will 668 posts. Talking about posts: Post-it notes are cool because you can write like 666 on them and post them on posters of Frank Black who is actually a poster who posts here on the forum. So I'll be posting on a poster of a poster who posts. Everyone who reads this (other than the lurkers who don't post but lurk because they're lurkers and don't post) will be posters who post with a poster who puts posts on a poster of a poster who posts. I told you this would be the most evil post I ever post in the history of my posts. Is it annoying you yet? It should. If not I'll just keep posting about posters who post posts on posters of posters who post on our forum. Wow, that just made me realize that a forum is where a group of posters get together and post to other posters who post to posters of posters. I bet some of the posters have posters on their walls and have post-it notes somewhere in their house. That's a poster's house because a poster lives in it and posts to other posters.
THEY'RE COMING TO TAKE ME AWAY, HAHA!
THEY'RE COMING TO TAKE ME AWAY, HOHO HEHE HAHA!
TO THE FUNNY FARM!
WHERE LIFE IS BEAUTIFUL ALL OF THE TIME
AND I'LL BE HAPPY TO SEE THOSE NICE YOUNG MEN
IN THEIR CLEAN WHITE COATS
AND THEY'RE COMING TO TAKE ME AWAY! HAHAAAAA!!!!
Okay. That is the most evil post I will ever post as long as I am a poster of posts. Thankyou and goodbye.
My God...do any of you take anti-depressants? I feel like I accidentally missed a couple of doses or something. You know...where whenever you move your eyes or head you get a whole wave of dizziness through your body. Wow.
 "Join the Cult of Gunn / And Then You'll Be Destined to be a Rock and Roll Star of Epical Proportions!" |
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realmeanmotorscutor
* Dog in the Sand *
USA
1764 Posts |
Posted - 02/18/2004 : 19:30:17
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I'm going to recite that every night before I go to bed. It's very relaxing.
 "I joined the Cult of Popeye / The CoF required my good eye" |
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ProverbialCereal
- FB TabMaster -
USA
2953 Posts |
Posted - 02/18/2004 : 19:31:28
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No offense, but I didn't read any of that, senior Crouton.
But happy 666, you devil.
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cindy lou
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Posted - 02/18/2004 : 19:33:41
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cindy lou
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141 Posts |
Posted - 02/18/2004 : 19:34:14
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VoVat
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
USA
9168 Posts |
Posted - 02/18/2004 : 19:46:55
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I'm posting this post while using the post hole digger that I got from the post office to eat my Post cereal.
-Nathan
And how does lemur's skin reflect the sea?
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TheCroutonFuton
- Mr. Setlists -
USA
1728 Posts |
Posted - 02/18/2004 : 19:58:31
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I'm eating cereal right now, too. Unfortunately it's not Post cereal. I'm posting while eating a cereal that is not Post cereal. It's General Mills cereal. It's Cheerios with Strawberries. I love strawberries. Did you know that:
1. The strawberry is a member of the rose family?
2. Strawberries are natrually low in fat, are a good source of fiber, and are rich in vitamin C?
3. Strawberries are grown in all fifty states?
4. There are more than 600 kinds of strawberries?
5. The largest strawberry on record weighed 8 ounces - the size of an apple?
There are some strawberry facts for you. I love strawberries because nothing else tastes like strawberries. Strawberries have their one strawberry taste, you know?
STRAWBERRY!!
"Join the Cult of Gunn / And Then You'll Be Destined to be a Rock and Roll Star of Epical Proportions!" |
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El Barto
= Song DB Master =
USA
4020 Posts |
Posted - 02/18/2004 : 20:31:11
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Someone take his sugar away.
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realmeanmotorscutor
* Dog in the Sand *
USA
1764 Posts |
Posted - 02/18/2004 : 20:32:57
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YOINK
"I joined the Cult of Popeye / The CoF required my good eye" |
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TheCroutonFuton
- Mr. Setlists -
USA
1728 Posts |
Posted - 02/18/2004 : 20:36:53
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"Okay. I want you to get the sound effects guy to cue up the cartoon sound *whistles the bomb dropping sound* and end it off with a nice *SPLORCH!*. Then before the commercial use *Waaaa Waaaa Waaaa Waaaaaaaaaaaa*"
"Join the Cult of Gunn / And Then You'll Be Destined to be a Rock and Roll Star of Epical Proportions!" |
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BLT
> Teenager of the Year <
South Sandwich Islands
4204 Posts |
Posted - 02/18/2004 : 20:43:33
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VoVat
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
USA
9168 Posts |
Posted - 02/18/2004 : 21:31:17
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Personally, I prefer blueberries.
-Nathan
And how does lemur's skin reflect the sea?
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glacial906
* Dog in the Sand *
USA
1738 Posts |
Posted - 02/19/2004 : 00:27:56
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| There is, as of now, 3:19 a.m on Thursday morning, two topics called "666" on the forum. Just so you know, crouton you wierdo. |
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VoVat
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
USA
9168 Posts |
Posted - 02/19/2004 : 00:52:11
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People should keep making new ones, until we have 666 threads with that name!
Too bad I'm probably not going to make 666 tonight.
-Nathan
And how does lemur's skin reflect the sea?
http://vovat.blogspot.com/ |
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glacial906
* Dog in the Sand *
USA
1738 Posts |
Posted - 02/19/2004 : 00:55:22
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Aw, come on Nathan you can make it if you really apply yourself.
I guess no work early in the morning for you either, eh? |
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benji
> Teenager of the Year <
New Zealand
3426 Posts |
Posted - 02/19/2004 : 02:08:31
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why don't you people sleep?
i find it invigorating.
 "I joined the Cult of Frank / I think that man deserves a DB!" |
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Adnan_le_Terrible
* Dog in the Sand *
France
1973 Posts |
Posted - 02/19/2004 : 02:09:08
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I was 666 two days ago!!!
What a coincidence! Oy Vavoy!
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El Barto
= Song DB Master =
USA
4020 Posts |
Posted - 02/19/2004 : 13:31:34
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Originally posted by TheCroutonFuton
"Okay. I want you to get the sound effects guy to cue up the cartoon sound *whistles the bomb dropping sound* and end it off with a nice *SPLORCH!*. Then before the commercial use *Waaaa Waaaa Waaaa Waaaaaaaaaaaa*"
Oh fuck, I love this scene...made me laugh out loud just reading it.
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =
United Kingdom
17125 Posts |
Posted - 02/19/2004 : 13:41:19
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You should have used the  smiley to make your post more evil!!!
Lo! I have become death!
Stealer of pie!!! |
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =
United Kingdom
17125 Posts |
Posted - 02/19/2004 : 14:02:11
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Pah those strawberry facts were pathetic. These are much more interesting:
1) Strawberries are the oldest fruit, they pre-date the dinosaurs (apples don't count 'cos there was no Adam & Eve).
2) Aliens exist (that's another fact). They are monitering our planet 'cos they want our strawberries.
3) Scientists believe they have found a cure for baldness in the form of a strawberry hat.
And finally.....
4) Strawberries despise oranges. They have waged war on one another for years. 'The Fruit Wars' are still ongoing today, and now include the Bananas and lycees (allies with the strawberries) and lemons and limes (allies with the oranges). Nobody really knows how the war started but many theories including "Who makes the best juice" and "Who makes the best sorbet" have been suggested. The strawberries have been trying to gain assistance from The United Berry Union for years, but as yet the Union has remained impartial. A spokesberry for the union, Rita Rasberry, said "We are aware of our brother's war against the Citrus Command, but see no reason for our intervention at this stage". "At this stage" is interesting to note however. Watch this space people!!!
Lo! I have become death!
Stealer of pie!!! |
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VoVat
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
USA
9168 Posts |
Posted - 02/19/2004 : 15:24:14
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I guess no work early in the morning for you either, eh?
I still only work part-time. I'm at work now, but there really isn't anything to do, work-wise.
-Nathan
And how does lemur's skin reflect the sea?
http://vovat.blogspot.com/ |
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VoVat
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
USA
9168 Posts |
Posted - 02/19/2004 : 15:37:19
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In the midst of the war, I offer you peace, and I come like a lover from out of the east, with the mouth of an angel and the heart of a beast, my post count is 666.
Yes, it really is, so I figured I might as well post it to this thread.
-Nathan
And how does lemur's skin reflect the sea?
http://vovat.blogspot.com/ |
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =
United Kingdom
17125 Posts |
Posted - 02/19/2004 : 15:41:39
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quote:
Originally posted by VoVat
In the midst of the war, I offer you peace, and I come like a lover from out of the east, with the mouth of an angel and the heart of a beast, my post count is 666.
Yes, it really is, so I figured I might as well post it to this thread.
-Nathan
And how does lemur's skin reflect the sea?
http://vovat.blogspot.com/
The strawberries are not interested in your offer of peace. 
Lo! I have become death!
Stealer of pie!!! |
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =
United Kingdom
17125 Posts |
Posted - 02/19/2004 : 15:42:35
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Did you see that!?!?!? That was one angry strawberry!!!
Look! Here he is again
Lo! I have become death!
Stealer of pie!!! |
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VoVat
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
USA
9168 Posts |
Posted - 02/19/2004 : 16:02:15
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Oh, no! Does anyone know how to pacify an angry strawberry?
-Nathan
And how does lemur's skin reflect the sea?
http://vovat.blogspot.com/ |
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gary13th
= Cult of Ray =
United Kingdom
632 Posts |
Posted - 02/19/2004 : 16:09:11
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a bowl, cream and fine wine ?
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TheCroutonFuton
- Mr. Setlists -
USA
1728 Posts |
Posted - 02/19/2004 : 16:14:46
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No, this my friends is a mad strawberry.
"Join the Cult of Gunn / And Then You'll Be Destined to be a Rock and Roll Star of Epical Proportions!" |
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =
United Kingdom
17125 Posts |
Posted - 02/20/2004 : 15:01:08
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Originally posted by TheCroutonFuton
No, this my friends is a mad strawberry.
"Join the Cult of Gunn / And Then You'll Be Destined to be a Rock and Roll Star of Epical Proportions!"
Now what the hell were the chances of somebody actually having a picture of an angry strawberry??? If someone were to say to you "What one thing are you least likely to find a picture of anywhere?", you would probably say "An angry strawberry". Or at least you would have until now. Ahh the wonders of the internet.
So where did you find that picture? Did you type into Google "Angry strawberry"?
Wait a minute!?!?!? What have I un-earthed here!?!?!? SO there IS a fruit war!!! Quickly, man the blenders, the strawberries need our help!!!
Hansel and Gretel have formed a band, .....And You Will Know Us By The Trail Of Breadcrumbs!!! |
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =
United Kingdom
17125 Posts |
Posted - 02/20/2004 : 15:12:26
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Hahaha, you sure did type that into Google didn't ya?
Here's one of the little fellas I found. There is a whole army of various strawberry warriors. There is an uprising people, an uprising I tells ya!!!
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Hansel and Gretel have formed a band, .....And You Will Know Us By The Trail Of Breadcrumbs!!! |
Edited by - Homers_pet_monkey on 02/20/2004 15:14:00 |
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =
United Kingdom
17125 Posts |
Posted - 02/20/2004 : 15:15:05
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Damn it, how do you post a picture???
Hansel and Gretel have formed a band, .....And You Will Know Us By The Trail Of Breadcrumbs!!! |
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TheCroutonFuton
- Mr. Setlists -
USA
1728 Posts |
Posted - 02/20/2004 : 15:17:47
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That is one mad strawberry person.
"Join the Cult of Gunn / And Then You'll Be Destined to be a Rock and Roll Star of Epical Proportions!" |
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Carolynanna
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Canada
6556 Posts |
Posted - 02/20/2004 : 15:21:04
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You guys have got to let this thread die.
Every time I see it I get Iron Maiden stuck in my head.
Puhlease make it stop :( |
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VoVat
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
USA
9168 Posts |
Posted - 02/20/2004 : 19:34:51
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Personally, I'm siding with the blueberries. Or peaches, maybe.
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =
United Kingdom
17125 Posts |
Posted - 02/21/2004 : 09:36:44
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Blueberries are part of the The United Berry Union (see my earlier post). The Peaches are a peaceful fruit and therefore "Will not enter into the war under any circumstances"
I just hope the Pinneapples don't get invlolved, then it could get real messy!!! They are one hard fruit, not to be fucked with!!!
Hansel and Gretel have formed a band, .....And You Will Know Us By The Trail Of Breadcrumbs!!! |
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Newo
~ Abstract Brain ~
Spain
2674 Posts |
Posted - 02/21/2004 : 09:55:02
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666 was gospelJohn's coded name for Nero. Given Nero was getting himself blown by unweaned babies at the time I think it's pretty fair.
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"You one of those right wing nut outfits?" inquired the diplomatic Metzger.
Fallopian twinkled. "They accuse us of being paranoids."
"They?" inquired Metzger, twinkling also.
"Us?" asked Oedipa.
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VoVat
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
USA
9168 Posts |
Posted - 02/21/2004 : 12:58:06
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Wasn't there some legend in Rome about Nero being resurrected after he had died, or something like that? I'm trying to remember what I learned in my Apocalyptic Literature course in college.
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