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Carl
- A 'Fifth' Catholic -
    
Ireland
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Posted - 02/12/2004 : 08:48:37
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Sometime in the mid-nineties, when the X-Files was popular, I was driving my car down a dark country lane, when all of a sudden a mysterious light appeared and vanished suddenly. A few miles further, the UFO stopped my car, and I was led away by strange creatures with big, black almonds for eyes. They took me aboard their spacecraft and shoved a big probe up my rectum. Then they put me back in my car, wiped my memory and flew away. Dose anyone else recall any unusual encounters during the UFO fad?
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jediroller
* Dog in the Sand *
 
France
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Posted - 02/12/2004 : 11:17:48
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quote: Originally posted by Carl
Then they put me back in my car, wiped my memory and flew away.
Whoops! Apparently their Memory Wiper needed new batteries 
I only remember people telling me about their UFO experiences during the 90s. The Greys seem to deliberately avoid sceptical types like me. Sneaky buggers.
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Carl
- A 'Fifth' Catholic -
    
Ireland
11546 Posts |
Posted - 02/12/2004 : 11:19:54
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No, the memory wiper worked. I forgot all experiences. Hang on, my psychiatrist is calling me.... |
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mun chien andalusia
= Quote Accumulator =
 
Italy
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Posted - 02/12/2004 : 12:35:51
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are you saying that you blame the aliens for being gay?
join the cult of errol\and you can have a beer\without having to quit smoking
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Carl
- A 'Fifth' Catholic -
    
Ireland
11546 Posts |
Posted - 02/13/2004 : 10:37:03
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No, they made me sad, not 'gay'! |
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