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Carl
- A 'Fifth' Catholic -

Ireland
11546 Posts

Posted - 02/12/2004 :  08:48:37  Show Profile
Sometime in the mid-nineties, when the X-Files was popular, I was driving my car down a dark country lane, when all of a sudden a mysterious light appeared and vanished suddenly. A few miles further, the UFO stopped my car, and I was led away by strange creatures with big, black almonds for eyes. They took me aboard their spacecraft and shoved a big probe up my rectum. Then they put me back in my car, wiped my memory and flew away. Dose anyone else recall any unusual encounters during the UFO fad?

CARL.

jediroller
* Dog in the Sand *

France
1718 Posts

Posted - 02/12/2004 :  11:17:48  Show Profile
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Originally posted by Carl

Then they put me back in my car, wiped my memory and flew away.


Whoops! Apparently their Memory Wiper needed new batteries

I only remember people telling me about their UFO experiences during the 90s. The Greys seem to deliberately avoid sceptical types like me. Sneaky buggers.



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'Great, now you don't have stupid skin on your body…'
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Carl
- A 'Fifth' Catholic -

Ireland
11546 Posts

Posted - 02/12/2004 :  11:19:54  Show Profile
No, the memory wiper worked. I forgot all experiences. Hang on, my psychiatrist is calling me....
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mun chien andalusia
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Italy
2139 Posts

Posted - 02/12/2004 :  12:35:51  Show Profile  Visit mun chien andalusia's Homepage  Click to see mun chien andalusia's MSN Messenger address
are you saying that you blame the aliens for being gay?


join the cult of errol\and you can have a beer\without having to quit smoking
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Carl
- A 'Fifth' Catholic -

Ireland
11546 Posts

Posted - 02/13/2004 :  10:37:03  Show Profile
No, they made me sad, not 'gay'!
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