Clearly, this kid is a menace that must be stopped at all costs. Will you stand idly by while this spawn of Satan unleashes his unique brand of vulnerability, sex appeal, and suburban teen angst politics on millions of unstable teenage girls? Or will you help these unfortunate souls rediscover their Tori Amos and Ani DiFranco CDs?
I couldn't give a soaring shit either way. There are many more bands/musicians/"artists" I would like to wipe off the face of the Earth before Bright Eyes. Even though that is a pretty lame pseudonym, imo.