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floop
= Wannabe Volunteer =
Mexico
15297 Posts |
 Posted - 02/10/2004 : 21:44:37
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are you the kind of person who likes to be in the front at your favorite concerts? and are you also the kind of person, like me, who enjoys an alcoholic beverage or two, or three, or four, while watching your favorite bands? sadly, sometimes nature calls and there's nothing we can do about it. but that doesn't mean you have to lose your excellent spot in the front.. not anymore anyway..
thanks to the Urinary Accumulation System¨
with the UAS, you can forget debating about whether or not to risk going to the bathroom and rest easy..
the only tough decision is, which style? the "One Leg Pant¨" or "One Leg Stocking¨"?
i'm thinking the stocking style seems a bit more streamlined and less intrusive, but then the pant model might be easier to conceal, for those embarassing "eeeew! he's got a urine bag!" comments.
what do you think?
 
http://www.llmedico.com/urine-bag-holders/ |
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Cult_Of_Frank
= Black Noise Maker =
Canada
11687 Posts |
Posted - 02/10/2004 : 21:56:18
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I use both simultaneously and love them!
 "Join the Cult of Frank / And you'll be enlightened" |
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BLT
> Teenager of the Year <
South Sandwich Islands
4204 Posts |
Posted - 02/10/2004 : 22:41:05
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| I'd go with the one around the thigh. I think it would be less of an encumberance, considering it's closer to one's center of gravity. Probably less prone to damage too, being farther from the flailing feet of fellow concertgoers. |
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GypsyDeath
Zapped Profile
3575 Posts |
Posted - 02/11/2004 : 03:42:28
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I think in a concert situation the lower leg one would prove to have a lot of disadvantages.....im sure we dont have to point these out.
The higher one i think would prove to have a lot of advantages...like being able to feel the warm rush as it goes in to the bag....
Boys go to Jupiter,Become more stupider,
Girls go to Mars, Become rock stars |
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Thomas
* Dog in the Sand *
USA
1615 Posts |
Posted - 02/11/2004 : 08:14:52
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In a way I feel this is directed at me. 
"Our Love is Rice and Beans and Horses Lard" |
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vilainde
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Niue
7443 Posts |
Posted - 02/11/2004 : 08:17:31
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Use whichever you want, but please don't mosh next to me
Denis
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Owen
- FB Fan -
USA
165 Posts |
Posted - 02/11/2004 : 08:36:01
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Originally posted by floop
what do you think?
Depends.
Ha. I kill me.
Seriously, that's a pretty good use of technology. Soccer/football players may also have some novel methods of draining their bladder to share. |
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BrendanT
= Cult of Ray =
Canada
907 Posts |
Posted - 02/11/2004 : 08:36:08
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Which refridgerates with ease? Any hooks to hang and age the urine on either?
Strummer-man
I had me a vision!
It's step, hip, step, pivot! Are you trying to piss-off the volcano?! |
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bedrock_barney
= Cult of Ray =
United Kingdom
871 Posts |
Posted - 02/11/2004 : 08:54:55
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Would it be possible to modify the bag and have one filled with beer attached to your right leg (via an extended tube arrangement)? . The other could function as intended on the left leg.
This would then allow Floop to drink and wee at the very same time thereby solving all of his problems.
Getting the tubes mixed up would, of course, be a bad idea.
 "The Cult of TicketWeb!! / They can make your little pixie dreams turn into nightmares." |
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Cult_Of_Frank
= Black Noise Maker =
Canada
11687 Posts |
Posted - 02/11/2004 : 09:05:07
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As long as he doesn't get them mixed up. Ew.
"Join the Cult of Frank / And you'll be enlightened" |
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floop
= Wannabe Volunteer =
Mexico
15297 Posts |
Posted - 02/11/2004 : 12:30:23
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quote:
Originally posted by bedrock_barney
Would it be possible to modify the bag and have one filled with beer attached to your right leg (via an extended tube arrangement)? . The other could function as intended on the left leg.
This would then allow Floop to drink and wee at the very same time thereby solving all of his problems.
Getting the tubes mixed up would, of course, be a bad idea.
"The Cult of TicketWeb!! / They can make your little pixie dreams turn into nightmares."
i like the way you think Bedrock. i really like the way you think. that never occurred to me.
one for urination, one filled with your liquor or beer of choice. you could stay in the same spot all day..
actually, this might be good even outside of the concert environment. ie. everyday use.. |
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floop
= Wannabe Volunteer =
Mexico
15297 Posts |
Posted - 02/11/2004 : 12:43:34
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not to mention, it's a great way to sneak alcohol into venues. when they're patting you down you can just be like, "um, yeah, i have a medical condition. it's kind of embarassing.."
i sincerely doubt they'd actually check the bag. |
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Carolynanna
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Canada
6556 Posts |
Posted - 02/11/2004 : 12:47:52
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Is this with a catheter or what?
b/c then you'd have to be careful when checking out the girlies ;) |
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PsychicTwin
* Dog in the Sand *
USA
1772 Posts |
Posted - 02/11/2004 : 12:50:43
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Carolyn- OWW. Thanks for the horrendous mental image!
floop's idea is compelling indeed. All one would need are some Depends, and I think all the bases are covered! |
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Carolynanna
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Canada
6556 Posts |
Posted - 02/11/2004 : 13:32:36
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hahaha, you're welcome Alex.
True enough tho, nothing worse than watching a great band and doing the pee dance at the same time. |
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Cult_Of_Frank
= Black Noise Maker =
Canada
11687 Posts |
Posted - 02/11/2004 : 13:43:34
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I'm pretty sure the situation you just described would be worse. :)
"Join the Cult of Frank / And you'll be enlightened" |
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BLT
> Teenager of the Year <
South Sandwich Islands
4204 Posts |
Posted - 02/11/2004 : 21:01:33
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Originally posted by Carolynanna
Is this with a catheter or what?
I think it goes around the glans. |
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IceCream
= Quote Accumulator =
USA
1850 Posts |
Posted - 02/11/2004 : 21:05:22
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Urine bags are useful when you're driving 7 hours from New York to Canada and you don't want to stop at a rest area. The stocking looks nice.
Tim, the only one who laughs |
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bedrock_barney
= Cult of Ray =
United Kingdom
871 Posts |
Posted - 02/12/2004 : 01:27:31
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quote:
Originally posted by floop
quote:
Originally posted by bedrock_barney
Would it be possible to modify the bag and have one filled with beer attached to your right leg (via an extended tube arrangement)? . The other could function as intended on the left leg.
This would then allow Floop to drink and wee at the very same time thereby solving all of his problems.
Getting the tubes mixed up would, of course, be a bad idea.
"The Cult of TicketWeb!! / They can make your little pixie dreams turn into nightmares."
i like the way you think Bedrock. i really like the way you think. that never occurred to me.
one for urination, one filled with your liquor or beer of choice. you could stay in the same spot all day..
actually, this might be good even outside of the concert environment. ie. everyday use..
I would suggest the urine bag is yellow cotton, the beer bag orange. This would assist identification when filling/emptying. Also, a nice neat homage to TOYA.
[maybe fb.net inc. could patent this idea. it could bring in some useful funds)
"The Cult of TicketWeb!! / They can make your little pixie dreams turn into nightmares." |
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floop
= Wannabe Volunteer =
Mexico
15297 Posts |
Posted - 02/12/2004 : 11:51:07
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| do you mean TUYA bedrock? or TOYA? i'm confused, because neigher of them have any orange (except for the lettering on Teenager) |
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apl4eris
~ Abstract Brain ~
USA
4800 Posts |
Posted - 02/12/2004 : 12:08:31
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Why no urine bags for girls?!
Nothin' worse than drunkenly crouching/hovering/weaving over a pee-spattered toilet lid while reading about Placenta's STDs that she gave to all the guys in graphic ways, the drumbeat and bass tones of your favorite song filtering through the wall while you try to coax your overfilled bladder into cooperating.
"Wir müssen wissen. Wir werden wissen."/"Our house has seven doors, all are green...except one, which is yellow." |
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floop
= Wannabe Volunteer =
Mexico
15297 Posts |
Posted - 02/12/2004 : 12:38:56
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to me, album cover art is album cover art. not, the art on the liner notes, or the edge of the album, or the label on the actual album or cd itself.
but, i'm not going down that road again.. it was just a small joke. i'm open to all interpretations of the yellow album. |
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apl4eris
~ Abstract Brain ~
USA
4800 Posts |
Posted - 02/12/2004 : 12:54:18
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<cough, ahem> Urine bags, people?
"Wir müssen wissen. Wir werden wissen."/"Our house has seven doors, all are green...except one, which is yellow." |
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GypsyDeath
Zapped Profile
3575 Posts |
Posted - 02/13/2004 : 18:20:14
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hmm...this brings up soo many possibilities for on-the-move convenience..
Boys go to Jupiter,Become more stupider,
Girls go to Mars, Become rock stars |
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SpudBoy
= Cult of Ray =
Equatorial Guinea
649 Posts |
Posted - 02/13/2004 : 21:03:49
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Wheelchair Portapotty! Hole-through-the-floor car seats (now with Seel-Tite flange fitting)! Pushcart droolcups! Walking around naked and urinating at the same time!!
 I looked for a cult to join, then decided to just play "Sink". Hey! I sank WallaWalla Washington! |
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apl4eris
~ Abstract Brain ~
USA
4800 Posts |
Posted - 02/13/2004 : 21:14:35
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I have to pee, but I'm glued to FBnet. Can someone help me?
666 Dunkin' Donuts, a 20-inch veggie pizza from Gumby's, extra jalapenos on the side. And a case of Asahi Dry - |
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BLT
> Teenager of the Year <
South Sandwich Islands
4204 Posts |
Posted - 02/14/2004 : 17:36:13
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| Is it possible to get a colostomy bag to use at concerts? It would be nice to eat chocolate and corn without having to vacate my spot near the stage. |
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