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Carl
- A 'Fifth' Catholic -
Ireland
11546 Posts |
 Posted - 01/30/2004 : 11:18:53
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F.B to release gay pride album...'Show Me Your Queers'.
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TheCroutonFuton
- Mr. Setlists -
USA
1728 Posts |
Posted - 01/30/2004 : 11:26:42
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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9! PLBBBRBBHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA!!AHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!! ...yeah.
 "Join the Cult of Gunn / And Then You'll Be Destined to be a Rock and Roll Star of Epical Proportions!" |
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Carl
- A 'Fifth' Catholic -
Ireland
11546 Posts |
Posted - 01/30/2004 : 11:30:41
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| What have I done?! Actually, that's no worse then my joke. Which still makes it terrible. |
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Carolynanna
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Canada
6556 Posts |
Posted - 01/30/2004 : 11:36:56
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My daughter just learned her first one.
Its the knock knock one with boo, ya know.
She tells it to absolutely everyone she sees and to me about 5 times a day!
I don't have the heart to tell her its getting old so I laugh every time ;) |
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Carl
- A 'Fifth' Catholic -
Ireland
11546 Posts |
Posted - 01/30/2004 : 11:38:12
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| It's time you explained the meaning of good and bad jokes! |
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Adnan_le_Terrible
* Dog in the Sand *
France
1973 Posts |
Posted - 01/30/2004 : 11:54:16
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Today I received this very very bad joke by e-mail :
"Did you now that the Italians never die? They just pasta away."
It's one of the worst I've ever heard.
I joined the three kitties club / And now I can participate to a secret forum with Charles. |
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Carl
- A 'Fifth' Catholic -
Ireland
11546 Posts |
Posted - 01/30/2004 : 11:58:55
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Why is prostitution legal in the Netherlands? Because it's called HO-lland!
I did say 'crap jokes'. |
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mcmikey
= Cult of Ray =
799 Posts |
Posted - 01/30/2004 : 12:00:45
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did you hear Michael Jackson just checked into the Betty Ford Clinic?
he's trying to get rid of his 12 year old crack habit
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peace, I'm out |
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GoddessTheory
= Cult of Ray =
USA
675 Posts |
Posted - 01/30/2004 : 12:03:11
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Originally posted by mcmikey
did you hear Michael Jackson just checked into the Betty Ford Clinic?
he's trying to get rid of his 12 year old crack habit
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peace, I'm out
That's too funny to be in this thread. |
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Carl
- A 'Fifth' Catholic -
Ireland
11546 Posts |
Posted - 01/30/2004 : 12:07:53
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| It's bad in the 'taste' sense. |
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mcmikey
= Cult of Ray =
799 Posts |
Posted - 01/30/2004 : 12:08:05
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it's not all that funny, GT
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Carl
- A 'Fifth' Catholic -
Ireland
11546 Posts |
Posted - 01/30/2004 : 12:09:15
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quote:
Originally posted by mcmikey
it's not all that funny, GT
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I don't get that. |
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mcmikey
= Cult of Ray =
799 Posts |
Posted - 01/30/2004 : 12:12:06
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A man had two of his friends over to show them his brand new apartment. While he was giving them the tour, they noticed a huge brass gong in his bedroom.
"what's the gong for?" said one friend.
"Oh, that's not a gong, it's a talking alarm clock, said the owner.
"I dont get it, how's it work?" asked the other friend.
The man took a hammer, swung back and hit the gong as hard as he could, producing a huge crashing noise.
Immediately a voice screamed from the other side of the wall, "You crazy son of a bitch, it's 1:30 in the morning!"
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peace, I'm out |
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Carl
- A 'Fifth' Catholic -
Ireland
11546 Posts |
Posted - 01/30/2004 : 12:13:41
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| Well, this topic certainly lives up to it's title. |
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GoddessTheory
= Cult of Ray =
USA
675 Posts |
Posted - 01/30/2004 : 12:21:36
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Two snakes are slithering down the sidewalk.
One says to the other, “Hey, are we poisonous?”
The other says, “I don't know, why?”
The first snake says, “Because I just bit my lip.”
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TheCroutonFuton
- Mr. Setlists -
USA
1728 Posts |
Posted - 01/30/2004 : 12:23:41
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is that even a joke?
"Join the Cult of Gunn / And Then You'll Be Destined to be a Rock and Roll Star of Epical Proportions!" |
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Carl
- A 'Fifth' Catholic -
Ireland
11546 Posts |
Posted - 01/30/2004 : 12:26:01
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| I'm sure (posinous)snakes are immune to their own poison. These gags would probably kill anything, however. |
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GoddessTheory
= Cult of Ray =
USA
675 Posts |
Posted - 01/30/2004 : 12:29:05
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Originally posted by TheCroutonFuton
is that even a joke?
"Join the Cult of Gunn / And Then You'll Be Destined to be a Rock and Roll Star of Epical Proportions!"
No it's a comment on society. It's a comment on The Lord of the Rings. |
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mcmikey
= Cult of Ray =
799 Posts |
Posted - 01/30/2004 : 12:32:56
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damn, I must have misinterpreted it. I thought it was an allegory on the gold standard
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Carl
- A 'Fifth' Catholic -
Ireland
11546 Posts |
Posted - 01/30/2004 : 12:33:06
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| Maybe the LOTR rant is a joke. Actually, R.E McMikey's MJ gag..is THAT even a JOKE?! |
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TheCroutonFuton
- Mr. Setlists -
USA
1728 Posts |
Posted - 01/30/2004 : 12:41:16
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GoddessTheory: Stop being such a hypocrite. I'm sorry I take things too literally and use knowledge over stupidity, happy? Oh, and I'm an early upper paleolithic neanderthal, as you know.
"Join the Cult of Gunn / And Then You'll Be Destined to be a Rock and Roll Star of Epical Proportions!" |
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Carl
- A 'Fifth' Catholic -
Ireland
11546 Posts |
Posted - 01/30/2004 : 12:42:26
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| Me very early cave guy(GRUNT!) |
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PsychicTwin
* Dog in the Sand *
USA
1772 Posts |
Posted - 01/30/2004 : 12:45:53
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Bad Joke = 99% of all puns
I think one of my English professors in college may have called a pun "the lowest form of a joke"
Kinda true, if you think about it...I mean, even the most skilled stand-up comedians avoid them like the plague, unless they are VERY masterfully used |
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mcmikey
= Cult of Ray =
799 Posts |
Posted - 01/30/2004 : 12:54:25
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quote:
Originally posted by Carl
Maybe the LOTR rant is a joke. Actually, R.E McMikey's MJ gag..is THAT even a JOKE?!
it is if you get it, ya dumb mick!
I'm just playing. I'm of Irish descent. I never quite got the term "mick" as an insult. Is that because of the "Mc" that's so common in Irish names or what?
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Edited by - mcmikey on 01/30/2004 13:04:39 |
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GoddessTheory
= Cult of Ray =
USA
675 Posts |
Posted - 01/30/2004 : 12:54:56
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quote:
Originally posted by TheCroutonFuton
GoddessTheory: Stop being such a hypocrite. I'm sorry I take things too literally and use knowledge over stupidity, happy? Oh, and I'm an early upper paleolithic neanderthal, as you know.
"Join the Cult of Gunn / And Then You'll Be Destined to be a Rock and Roll Star of Epical Proportions!"
Don't be sorry. Go out and get laid.
Drag some woman back to the cave. Hop on your stone Fouton. Watch "ICEMAN" or "Clan of the Cave Bear"
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GoddessTheory
= Cult of Ray =
USA
675 Posts |
Posted - 01/30/2004 : 12:58:35
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quote:
Originally posted by Carl
Me very early cave guy(GRUNT!)
Hey, Carl, no offense but if I need anything from you...anything at all....I hope McMikey shoots me right in my fucking head.
Go yip yap around someone else's ankles.
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Carl
- A 'Fifth' Catholic -
Ireland
11546 Posts |
Posted - 01/30/2004 : 12:59:46
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quote:
Originally posted by mcmikey
quote:
Originally posted by Carl
Maybe the LOTR rant is a joke. Actually, R.E McMikey's MJ gag..is THAT even a JOKE?!
it is if you get it, ya dumb mick!
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peace, I'm out
My comment was also a joke. Yah dumb Yank. |
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TheCroutonFuton
- Mr. Setlists -
USA
1728 Posts |
Posted - 01/30/2004 : 12:59:50
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No thanks, I plan on being a virgin for quite a while longer.
Your world scares me. Whenever I hear a radio I figure it must be magic. I look around for the people making the noise...but I find none. I'm but a simple caveman who does not understand your advanced technology. I think that airplanes are nothing more than large birds paid to carry people. I know hardly anything....But, I do know this: You are guilty.
"Join the Cult of Gunn / And Then You'll Be Destined to be a Rock and Roll Star of Epical Proportions!" |
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GoddessTheory
= Cult of Ray =
USA
675 Posts |
Posted - 01/30/2004 : 13:02:40
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This has been another Episode of "UNFROZEN CAVEMAN LAWYER"
God...I miss Phil.
He designed the cover of Steely Dan's AJA by the way. |
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TheCroutonFuton
- Mr. Setlists -
USA
1728 Posts |
Posted - 01/30/2004 : 13:04:11
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"Join the Cult of Gunn / And Then You'll Be Destined to be a Rock and Roll Star of Epical Proportions!" |
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Carl
- A 'Fifth' Catholic -
Ireland
11546 Posts |
Posted - 01/30/2004 : 13:04:13
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| CRAP JOKES...officially a hot topic! |
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mcmikey
= Cult of Ray =
799 Posts |
Posted - 01/30/2004 : 13:06:10
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quote:
Originally posted by Carl
quote:
Originally posted by mcmikey
quote:
Originally posted by Carl
Maybe the LOTR rant is a joke. Actually, R.E McMikey's MJ gag..is THAT even a JOKE?!
it is if you get it, ya dumb mick!
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My comment was also a joke. Yah dumb Yank.
oh, good. I went back and edited my last post because I got worried you'd be offended. It's nice to know some people on this board do have senses of humor. God bless the Irish
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mcmikey
= Cult of Ray =
799 Posts |
Posted - 01/30/2004 : 13:07:55
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quote:
Originally posted by GoddessTheory
quote:
Originally posted by Carl
Me very early cave guy(GRUNT!)
Hey, Carl, no offense but if I need anything from you...anything at all....I hope McMikey shoots me right in my fucking head.
I'll do it, all you have to do is ask
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Carl
- A 'Fifth' Catholic -
Ireland
11546 Posts |
Posted - 01/30/2004 : 13:09:30
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quote:
Originally posted by GoddessTheory
quote:
Originally posted by Carl
Me very early cave guy(GRUNT!)
Hey, Carl, no offense but if I need anything from you...anything at all....I hope McMikey shoots me right in my fucking head.
Go yip yap around someone else's ankles.
 Holy shit, what's your problem! I start a crap jokes topic, it gets invade by an argument, and then I get THIS for NO apparant reason! JEEZ!
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mcmikey
= Cult of Ray =
799 Posts |
Posted - 01/30/2004 : 13:15:11
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ok, carl, usually she's a little uptight, but I know for a fact this time she's joking, so calm down. We're all friends here
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Carl
- A 'Fifth' Catholic -
Ireland
11546 Posts |
Posted - 01/30/2004 : 13:20:08
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Well, bejasus I'm only an oul Irish gobshite, so I am! Pass the potato salad!
CARL. |
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