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SpudBoy
= Cult of Ray =
Equatorial Guinea
649 Posts |
 Posted - 01/29/2004 : 19:35:14
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What does the last part of the article have to do with the first part? News media is truly going mad...
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/4096586/
 I looked for a cult to join, then decided to just play "Sink". Hey! I sank WallaWalla Washington! |
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TheCroutonFuton
- Mr. Setlists -
USA
1728 Posts |
Posted - 01/29/2004 : 19:38:57
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Once moved to a nearby nature preserve, the male specimen -- the largest whale ever recorded in Taiwan -- drew the attention of locals because of its large penis, measured at some five feet, the Taipei Times reported.
"More than 100 Tainan city residents, mostly men, have reportedly gone to see the corpse to 'experience' the size of its penis," the newspaper reported.
Oh my god that is disgusting. Plus that isn't even really that large for a whale. The blue whale's penis gets up to like 4 meters long. The baby blue whales have a larger dick than that. And you're right, SpudBoy...it has absolutely nothing to do with the exploding whale. They're just trying to get "stories" that draw attention. Whale penises usually do the job, quite well. That is fucked up.
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BLT
> Teenager of the Year <
South Sandwich Islands
4204 Posts |
Posted - 01/29/2004 : 19:41:28
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| You're telling me you've never "experienced" the size of a large whale penis before? SpudBoy, you need to get out of the house more. The girth is to celebrate! |
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ProverbialCereal
- FB TabMaster -
USA
2953 Posts |
Posted - 01/29/2004 : 19:53:42
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Hopefully the newsreporter's penis shrinks everytime he tells a lie about people being intrigued by a whale's weenie.
"Screw the Pixies. Gunn is going to reunite Vallhalla!" |
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SpudBoy
= Cult of Ray =
Equatorial Guinea
649 Posts |
Posted - 01/29/2004 : 20:15:56
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I think we all know more about BLT now than we expected to. I knew I could get someone to fess up...
I looked for a cult to join, then decided to just play "Sink". Hey! I sank WallaWalla Washington! |
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apl4eris
~ Abstract Brain ~
USA
4800 Posts |
Posted - 01/29/2004 : 20:19:47
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What if they really were intrigued by the penis? It's like reality tv, Asian style. Somebody over here is watching d-list celebrities eating horses'es anuses...es..es(?)
I just feel sorry for Moby. I knew his career was in a downward spiral, but what a sad way to go.
"Wir müssen wissen. Wir werden wissen." |
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ProverbialCereal
- FB TabMaster -
USA
2953 Posts |
Posted - 01/29/2004 : 20:25:27
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They probably really were fascinated by the whale's monstrous willy.
Hopefully the whale exploded just as 10 spectators were trying to pet the... ok, gross! sorry!
"Screw the Pixies. Gunn is going to reunite Vallhalla!" |
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El Barto
= Song DB Master =
USA
4020 Posts |
Posted - 01/29/2004 : 20:49:24
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My whale tends to explode when people are generally curious about it.
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The King Of Karaoke
> Teenager of the Year <
USA
3759 Posts |
Posted - 01/30/2004 : 00:18:06
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Originally posted by TheCroutonFuton
Oh my god that is disgusting. Plus that isn't even really that large for a whale. The blue whale's penis gets up to like 4 meters long. The baby blue whales have a larger dick than that. And you're right, SpudBoy...it has absolutely nothing to do with the exploding whale. They're just trying to get "stories" that draw attention. Whale penises usually do the job, quite well. That is fucked up.
"Join the Cult of Gunn / And Then You'll Be Destined to be a Rock and Roll Star of Epical Proportions!"
Crouton, glad to see you've been keeping up on your whale penis studies.
You truly have me in awe of your whale penis knowledge.
See? You just never know when that kind of life saving information might come in handy.
Oh my god! I think this man is having a heart attack! Please! Are there any graduates of "THE CROUTONFUTON SCHOOL OF WHALE PHALLUS MEASUREMENT AND TV / VCR REPAIR'" that can scream the accurate size of a Blue Whale's penis into this dying man's face? It's his only chance! NO?
Why God?!! Why?!!
Speaking of penis and handy... I gotta go.
I just got the new issue of "Gay Comedy Duo's Monthly" in the mail!
Okay, where's the Jerkens lotion? Oh yeah. Right here next to the computer.
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TheCroutonFuton
- Mr. Setlists -
USA
1728 Posts |
Posted - 01/30/2004 : 08:26:55
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There's a baby blue whale penis spike. Long and fuzzy. That's only part of it, too, since most of the penis resides internally. Otherwise there'd just be these big huge hanging things on all of the whales for predators to gnaw on. Eww...ouch....aaah....
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The King Of Karaoke
> Teenager of the Year <
USA
3759 Posts |
Posted - 01/30/2004 : 09:33:58
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| Crouton you crack me up! That looks like some kind of whale penis trophy you hang over your bed or something. Where did you get that? |
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Owen
- FB Fan -
USA
165 Posts |
Posted - 01/30/2004 : 09:43:39
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| I'm sorry. This may sound like a rant, but this is a hot-button issue for me. I mean, is it too much to ask that we well-endowed folks be allowed to walk down the street without being ogled by hundreds of Taiwanese men? Have you no dignity! |
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apl4eris
~ Abstract Brain ~
USA
4800 Posts |
Posted - 01/30/2004 : 09:47:07
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Awww, poor Owen, did your head a splode?
"Wir müssen wissen. Wir werden wissen." |
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The King Of Karaoke
> Teenager of the Year <
USA
3759 Posts |
Posted - 01/30/2004 : 09:47:53
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Owen, too hilarious!
I love you man! When we hangin?
Oh yeah you already are. |
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TheCroutonFuton
- Mr. Setlists -
USA
1728 Posts |
Posted - 01/30/2004 : 11:19:33
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Okay!
In an adult male, the penis is about 5 m long (16 ft) and the testicles weight about 10 kg (22 pounds).
"Join the Cult of Gunn / And Then You'll Be Destined to be a Rock and Roll Star of Epical Proportions!" |
Edited by - TheCroutonFuton on 01/30/2004 11:19:59 |
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TheCroutonFuton
- Mr. Setlists -
USA
1728 Posts |
Posted - 01/30/2004 : 11:21:55
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360 gallons of blue whale semen is spilled into the ocean every time one unloads. And you wonder why the ocean is so salty...
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Carl
- A 'Fifth' Catholic -
Ireland
11546 Posts |
Posted - 01/30/2004 : 11:23:29
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| Yeah, I heard about that....I'm sure it smells absolutely rancid. Oh, by the way, those mysterious jelly-fish creatures that washed up on the shore in the US(I think)are apparently just bits of decomposed whale blubber. |
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The King Of Karaoke
> Teenager of the Year <
USA
3759 Posts |
Posted - 01/30/2004 : 11:23:39
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| Ocean, here I come! |
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Carl
- A 'Fifth' Catholic -
Ireland
11546 Posts |
Posted - 01/30/2004 : 11:24:56
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| Eeeuewww, that sounds nasty! |
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ProverbialCereal
- FB TabMaster -
USA
2953 Posts |
Posted - 01/30/2004 : 14:15:07
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Thanks guys, now I'll never want to swim in the ocean again.
But on the bright side, now a kid pissing in the ocean won't seem so bad compared to a whale's semen.
I'm more a fan of the beach, and just being near an ocean. Not actually swimming in the salty water and getting sand in my swimming trunks.
"Screw the Pixies. Gunn is going to reunite Vallhalla!" |
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MangyKid
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Posted - 01/30/2004 : 17:42:16
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| The news just got a whole lot better, babies. |
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SpudBoy
= Cult of Ray =
Equatorial Guinea
649 Posts |
Posted - 01/30/2004 : 17:54:21
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Well, for the record blubber is not the same as spunk. It's whale lard. In this context, though, especially since it has been floating in the sea, it's rotten, spunk-covered lard.
I looked for a cult to join, then decided to just play "Sink". Hey! I sank WallaWalla Washington! |
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The King Of Karaoke
> Teenager of the Year <
USA
3759 Posts |
Posted - 02/02/2004 : 11:50:46
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Crouton? Crouton?
WHERE ARE YOU?!!!!
I joined the cult of CroutonFuton. Now I'm worshipping this giant golden whale phallus. Please help! |
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TheCroutonFuton
- Mr. Setlists -
USA
1728 Posts |
Posted - 02/02/2004 : 11:58:18
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It's fuzzy, too, you can't forget that it's fuzzy. Oh, and it's a spike. It's a giant golden fuzzy blue whale penis spike.
"Join the Cult of Gunn / And Then You'll Be Destined to be a Rock and Roll Star of Epical Proportions!" |
Edited by - TheCroutonFuton on 02/02/2004 11:58:43 |
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The King Of Karaoke
> Teenager of the Year <
USA
3759 Posts |
Posted - 02/02/2004 : 12:28:42
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Originally posted by TheCroutonFuton
It's fuzzy, too, you can't forget that it's fuzzy. Oh, and it's a spike. It's a giant golden fuzzy blue whale penis spike.
"Join the Cult of Gunn / And Then You'll Be Destined to be a Rock and Roll Star of Epical Proportions!"
Have you seen the one on page three of Fair and Balanced? Not cute and fuzzy.
I joined the cult of CroutonFuton. Now I'm worshipping this giant golden whale phallus. Please help! |
Edited by - The King Of Karaoke on 02/02/2004 13:20:50 |
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