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ProverbialCereal
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 Posted - 01/29/2004 : 10:27:23
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My nominations for the superlatives of 2003...
Most Banned: Grizwald
Best Screen Name that Sounds like a Sandwich: BLT
Most Dedicated (aka 'has no life'): Cult of Frank
Biggest Flirt : El Barto
 "Screw the Pixies. Gunn is going to reunite Vallhalla!" |
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Cult_Of_Frank
= Black Noise Maker =
Canada
11687 Posts |
Posted - 01/29/2004 : 11:28:08
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LOL, that's spot on!
What's that?! No life?!??!!? That's only a half-truth!
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floop
= Wannabe Volunteer =
Mexico
15297 Posts |
Posted - 01/29/2004 : 11:39:44
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i thought i could get biggest film nerd. oh well..
here are my nomination, you fill in the blanks:
Most Likely To Post Drunk:
Least Likely To Accept A Beer At A Concert:
Most "Canadian":
Least Likely To be Banned:
Most Likely To Be Banned, again:
Most Likely To Incorporate Feces Into A Conversation:
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Cult_Of_Frank
= Black Noise Maker =
Canada
11687 Posts |
Posted - 01/29/2004 : 11:43:27
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Floop, I'll nominate 'ya for film nerd. LBF hasn't posted drunk in quite awhile, but if I don't nominate him for that slot, I can't think of who else to. :) So there's two...
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mcmikey
= Cult of Ray =
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Posted - 01/29/2004 : 11:43:33
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can we nominate ourselves? because I think either myself or King of Karaoke is most likely to incorporate feces into a conversation
I think CultofFrank is most Canadian (which goes right along with his nomination for stupidest FB.net member)
I'm not sure about the others
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ProverbialCereal
- FB TabMaster -
USA
2953 Posts |
Posted - 01/29/2004 : 12:04:14
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Hmm, I'd nominate Dave as most Canadian. But Dave and Dean can fight for that award.
"Screw the Pixies. Gunn is going to reunite Vallhalla!" |
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mcmikey
= Cult of Ray =
799 Posts |
Posted - 01/29/2004 : 12:05:12
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in a pool of oatmeal. while wearing loincloths
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Dave Noisy
Minister of Chaos
Canada
4496 Posts |
Posted - 01/29/2004 : 14:40:03
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haha - the funny thing is i'm not the least bit patriotic. I'm not 'proud to be Canadian', and if anything i wish we could get rid of borders.
You'll see me say 'Victoria kicks ass', because this city does, but i don't think you'll ever see me say that about Canada. Lesser of many evils tho.
For example, the Rheostatics are the most 'Canadian' band, they sing songs about Canada..i can't stand that. Still one of my fav bands tho. =) |
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mcmikey
= Cult of Ray =
799 Posts |
Posted - 01/29/2004 : 14:42:10
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I think Proverbial meant it as an insult
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Little Black Francis
> Teenager of the Year <
3648 Posts |
Posted - 01/29/2004 : 14:47:59
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I would defintely give Floop the Film Expert, and I would have to say that he has had that title for at least 2 years.
I'll go ahead and except the drunk one. I've been a lot better about hitting the back button right before I am about to post something when I'm drunk and most of the time in general because I think I am an idiot and not funny nor interesting nor relevant, informative, intelligent etc. most of the time. Please don't confirm that anyone, I already know it.
El Barto I give
Most Efficiently Funny
award
He 's been cracking me up.
I can't think anymore |
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El Barto
= Song DB Master =
USA
4020 Posts |
Posted - 01/29/2004 : 15:11:57
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How did you come up with the biggest flirt award for me? I can understand the most frequent masturbater one, but flirt?
Best Photoshopper: ProverbialCereal
Forum Clown would be a tough one...I would have to nominate myself and Derek.
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bedrock_barney
= Cult of Ray =
United Kingdom
871 Posts |
Posted - 01/29/2004 : 15:16:50
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Have we done best sig yet??
I would probably nominate apl's 'Swedish Chef'.
Bring back the Chef, apl!!!
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apl4eris
~ Abstract Brain ~
USA
4800 Posts |
Posted - 01/29/2004 : 15:21:10
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I think BLT should at least be in the running for Forum Clown -he had quite a run of one-liners there for a while.
Not that I want to be considered for "Best Photoshopper", I second the nomination of ProverbialCereal for that position. but come to think of it, I'm a bit hurt  - In that old "name your band" thread, no one even noticed my "Derek and the Derekgerbils" photoshopping. I spilled blood for that dorky image, dammit!
edit: Gosh, thanks, Bedrock Barney! Here ya go, for old-time's sake ;)
 Swedish Chef's "Dumpling of Wisdom": Øder tis moodle in der noggin tu smacken der ouchey und vinger-slingers ur to smacken-backen und fix de morkin, yøobetcha! |
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Cheeseman1000
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Iceland
8201 Posts |
Posted - 01/29/2004 : 16:05:08
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Actually, I quite like you're theremin one, Richard.
How about a special mention for this man for having to live in Lincoln?
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IceCream
= Quote Accumulator =
USA
1850 Posts |
Posted - 01/29/2004 : 17:49:27
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I think TRANSMARINE gets the award for "most obstinate". When Jim moved the queer thread to the General Chat, he just wouldn't let it go. But I don't know if I really want to bring that up; I may be deleting this reply in a little while.
Steev gets the award for "Most hilarious illustration of stupidity": http://forum.frankblack.net/topic.asp?ARCHIVE=true&TOPIC_ID=1982
Not that Steev is stupid, but he wrote hilariously stupid lyrics, and the comments that followed are too rich.
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apl4eris
~ Abstract Brain ~
USA
4800 Posts |
Posted - 01/29/2004 : 18:00:51
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Hahahaha - thanks for that IceCream. Good stuff!
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ProverbialCereal
- FB TabMaster -
USA
2953 Posts |
Posted - 01/29/2004 : 19:08:14
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quote:
Originally posted by El Barto
How did you come up with the biggest flirt award for me? I can understand the most frequent masturbater one, but flirt?
Best Photoshopper: ProverbialCereal
Forum Clown would be a tough one...I would have to nominate myself and Derek.
"Join the Cult of Brit / And let your oral hygiene go out the window."
Thank you for the nominations. You'll get mentioned in my acceptance speech for sure. You too apl4eris.
My latest photoshop work is the new picture in my profile. I added it yesterday. So check it out if you want to see me with the Pixies.
love,
derek
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Edited by - ProverbialCereal on 01/29/2004 19:09:11 |
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TheCroutonFuton
- Mr. Setlists -
USA
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Posted - 01/29/2004 : 19:12:53
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hahaha, that picture is so cute. Is that really the young you?
"Join the Cult of Gunn / And Then You'll Be Destined to be a Rock and Roll Star of Epical Proportions!" |
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BLT
> Teenager of the Year <
South Sandwich Islands
4204 Posts |
Posted - 01/29/2004 : 19:46:45
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quote:
Originally posted by ProverbialCereal
My latest photoshop work is the new picture in my profile. I added it yesterday. So check it out if you want to see me with the Pixies.
Great work. I think it'd look a little better if you put yourself directly under Francis, so he's looking down on you.
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ProverbialCereal
- FB TabMaster -
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2953 Posts |
Posted - 01/29/2004 : 19:59:34
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That's a good point, BLT.
Yeah that's really me. If you want to be technical, it makes no sense because I am 4 in that picture, and the Pixies picture was probably taken in 1990 or so. That would mean I'm 15 now. Though if you want to be technical, Jim would have been jacking off in the teletubby picture, so it's historically innaccurate.
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floop
= Wannabe Volunteer =
Mexico
15297 Posts |
Posted - 01/29/2004 : 20:37:31
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Originally posted by ProverbialCereal
That's a good point, BLT.
Yeah that's really me. If you want to be technical, it makes no sense because I am 4 in that picture, and the Pixies picture was probably taken in 1990 or so. That would mean I'm 15 now. Though if you want to be technical, Jim would have been jacking off in the teletubby picture, so it's historically innaccurate.
"Screw the Pixies. Gunn is going to reunite Vallhalla!"
speaking of the teletubby picture, would you be kind enough to re-post that, for everybody's benefit? that's still my biggest highlight of this forum, and perhaps my whole life. |
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ProverbialCereal
- FB TabMaster -
USA
2953 Posts |
Posted - 01/29/2004 : 21:05:00
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haha.
"Screw the Pixies. Gunn is going to reunite Vallhalla!" |
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MangyKid
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Posted - 01/29/2004 : 21:13:30
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Yeah but I did the "erotic vulture" picture, which nobody seemed to notice. Well at least I was looking handsome.
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ProverbialCereal
- FB TabMaster -
USA
2953 Posts |
Posted - 01/29/2004 : 21:41:30
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What makes me the best photoshopper is that I make my material appropriate for children
"Screw the Pixies. Gunn is going to reunite Vallhalla!" |
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Cult_Of_Frank
= Black Noise Maker =
Canada
11687 Posts |
Posted - 01/29/2004 : 21:54:17
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Alright, I haven't laughed this hard at a thread in awhile! I love that teletubbies one!!! Every couple months you need to have it appear in a thread randomly. "El Barto's watching..."
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Carolynanna
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Canada
6556 Posts |
Posted - 01/30/2004 : 10:32:37
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I think we should give props to Vovat and song oracle for
ROCKIN the Jukebox ;) |
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Little Black Francis
> Teenager of the Year <
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Posted - 02/15/2004 : 20:41:14
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Mad Dawg, your "forum idiot" thread belongs here
GFYYSB |
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benji
> Teenager of the Year <
New Zealand
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VoVat
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
USA
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Posted - 02/16/2004 : 19:01:14
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quote:
I think we should give props to Vovat and song oracle for
ROCKIN the Jukebox ;)
While I have nothing against getting props, how exactly was I "rockin' the jukebox"? Maybe I'm just stupid, and missing something obvious.
-Nathan
And how does lemur's skin reflect the sea?
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apl4eris
~ Abstract Brain ~
USA
4800 Posts |
Posted - 02/16/2004 : 19:05:32
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Malax has gotta get some cred for his "Music Ring" - that was awesome. Why did it have to die? Malax, where are ya man?
666 Dunkin' Donuts, a 20-inch veggie pizza from Gumby's, extra jalapenos on the side. And a case of Asahi Dry - |
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Carolynanna
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Canada
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Posted - 02/17/2004 : 09:37:06
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quote:
Originally posted by VoVat
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I think we should give props to Vovat and song oracle for
ROCKIN the Jukebox ;)
While I have nothing against getting props, how exactly was I "rockin' the jukebox"? Maybe I'm just stupid, and missing something obvious.
-Nathan
And how does lemur's skin reflect the sea?
http://vovat.blogspot.com/
Okay your props go to Malax then ;)
Wasn't it you who started all the survivor stuff tho? |
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VoVat
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
USA
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Posted - 02/17/2004 : 13:04:40
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Awww, I want props!
I didn't start the Survivor threads. I actually can't remember who did, but they gave up on it after a few rounds. My contribution was actually seeing it through to the end.
-Nathan
And how does lemur's skin reflect the sea?
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"I joined the Cult of Frank / I think that man deserves a DB!"