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Homers_pet_monkey
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Posted - 02/09/2004 :  15:04:59  Show Profile
And now the the original reason I was gonna post. What the hell is this post all about? From what I can gather El Barto is coming to England to stab the beast with two backs with GypsyDeath. Is that right? If so - WHAT!?!?!? Have I missed something here? When the hell did this become a dating service? Don't get me wrong I be-grudge them nothing, hell no, I just want a piece of the action is all (not their particular action, I'm not looking for a seat at the end of the bed!!!). So can we have a dating section please?

I do remember one attractive girl on here (the only one I have seen a picture of before any other girls get on my back) now what the hell was her name??? She was sat on a motorbike in her garage. Mind you she was from Canada I think so that's no use. Damn it, a girlfriend who loves the Pixies and Frank Black would be a dream of a girl!!! Oh well, back to Pamela Handerson!!!
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Cult_Of_Frank
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Canada
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Posted - 02/09/2004 :  15:06:12  Show Profile  Visit Cult_Of_Frank's Homepage
Hyuk ha.


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Carolynanna
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<

Canada
6556 Posts

Posted - 02/09/2004 :  15:06:30  Show Profile
teehee,
Dean you're putting people to sleep now!
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Cheeseman1000
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<

Iceland
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Posted - 02/09/2004 :  15:30:22  Show Profile  Visit Cheeseman1000's Homepage
Deano, have you considered the 'gift' method, as first proposed by Lou Reed in the VU song of the same name?
That was partially succesful, if I remember right.


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GypsyDeath
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Posted - 02/09/2004 :  16:08:17  Show Profile  Visit GypsyDeath's Homepage
quote:
Originally posted by VoVat

Actually, to be serious for a moment, an "other music" forum might not be a bad idea.

-Nathan
And how does lemur's skin reflect the sea?
http://vovat.blogspot.com/



yeah, actually, would be cool.

I considered making a thread to just post to increase post count in this forum..but thought it may 1 ) already have been done or 2) piss people off and get like, locked or something. I dunno.




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Cheeseman1000
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Iceland
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Posted - 02/09/2004 :  16:10:22  Show Profile  Visit Cheeseman1000's Homepage
Yeah, you wouldn't want to nake Jimbo angry now, would you?


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GypsyDeath
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Posted - 02/09/2004 :  17:14:08  Show Profile  Visit GypsyDeath's Homepage
quote:
Originally posted by Homers_pet_monkey

And now the the original reason I was gonna post. What the hell is this post all about? From what I can gather El Barto is coming to England to stab the beast with two backs with GypsyDeath. Is that right? If so - WHAT!?!?!? Have I missed something here? When the hell did this become a dating service? Don't get me wrong I be-grudge them nothing, hell no, I just want a piece of the action is all (not their particular action, I'm not looking for a seat at the end of the bed!!!). So can we have a dating section please?

I do remember one attractive girl on here (the only one I have seen a picture of before any other girls get on my back) now what the hell was her name??? She was sat on a motorbike in her garage. Mind you she was from Canada I think so that's no use. Damn it, a girlfriend who loves the Pixies and Frank Black would be a dream of a girl!!! Oh well, back to Pamela Handerson!!!



Basically barto is coming here, were gonna fuck a lot..and the rest well have to wait and see. hehe.

And i cant make jim angry. Oh thinking about it, do i get like benefits now? Like ya know 'chick of a mod' type benefits? do i get to go to the special forum that you only go to when you get to other 500?!!?hehe. barto said I could sit on his lap when he signs in, and then id be able to see this forum with frank...but i have a feeling he might have an ulterior motive...






I have the feeling i dont get any benefits...




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El Barto
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USA
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Posted - 02/09/2004 :  17:21:40  Show Profile  Visit El Barto's Homepage
Yeah, basicly I met the greatest girl in the world (one GypsyDeath) and I need money to be with her. You'll be invitated to the wedding. And yes, darling, you can sit on my lap while I read the forum. But I won't be wearing any pants while doing so. Neither will you.


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GypsyDeath
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Posted - 02/09/2004 :  17:33:47  Show Profile  Visit GypsyDeath's Homepage
Do you think Frank will play at the wedding?

My perfect wedding - FB&TC, Sonic Youth, VU, Beatles & Pavement all play. I would be happy for the rest of my life., For obvious reasons this wont be happening...lol.

Heh, all the people on the tribute album could come along and play their song! how cool would that be!




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El Barto
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USA
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Posted - 02/09/2004 :  20:01:31  Show Profile  Visit El Barto's Homepage
I always decided that my wedding song would be "Forever" by the Beach Boys, much like Uncle Jessie's wedding on Full House. I think that song was on their wedding. It's such a beautiful song. What do you say darling?


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ProverbialCereal
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USA
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Posted - 02/09/2004 :  20:12:45  Show Profile  Visit ProverbialCereal's Homepage
GypsyDeath, send me your picture.... I've got an idea...





-Derek (not in a cult right now)

Edited by - ProverbialCereal on 02/09/2004 20:14:37
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cindy lou
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Posted - 02/10/2004 :  00:01:46  Show Profile
that is some fine work! who made this masterpiece?
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Carolynanna
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<

Canada
6556 Posts

Posted - 02/10/2004 :  08:57:31  Show Profile
quote:
Originally posted by Homers_pet_monkey



I do remember one attractive girl on here (the only one I have seen a picture of before any other girls get on my back) now what the hell was her name??? She was sat on a motorbike in her garage. Mind you she was from Canada I think so that's no use. Damn it, a girlfriend who loves the Pixies and Frank Black would be a dream of a girl!!! Oh well, back to Pamela Handerson!!!



I think that's coldheartofstone.
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mcmikey
= Cult of Ray =

799 Posts

Posted - 02/10/2004 :  09:07:49  Show Profile
quote:
Originally posted by Carolynanna

quote:
Originally posted by Homers_pet_monkey



I do remember one attractive girl on here (the only one I have seen a picture of before any other girls get on my back) now what the hell was her name??? She was sat on a motorbike in her garage. Mind you she was from Canada I think so that's no use. Damn it, a girlfriend who loves the Pixies and Frank Black would be a dream of a girl!!! Oh well, back to Pamela Handerson!!!



I think that's coldheartofstone.



yes it is. but I think she's Stitches' girl

'how can I find a woman like that, / like Stitches' girl!'

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Steak n Sabre
* Dog in the Sand *

Uzbekistan
1013 Posts

Posted - 02/10/2004 :  09:10:08  Show Profile  Visit Steak n Sabre's Homepage
quote:
Originally posted by GypsyDeath

Heh, all the people on the tribute album could come along and play their song! how cool would that be!





Sure, I'll be sending you our contracts shortly.... :P


The Cult of Frank: Currently freezing our collective @#%*#%@'s off.
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Carolynanna
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<

Canada
6556 Posts

Posted - 02/10/2004 :  09:13:58  Show Profile
oooo, how utterly disconcerting and territorial of you stitches.

Edited by - Carolynanna on 02/10/2004 09:15:11
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mcmikey
= Cult of Ray =

799 Posts

Posted - 02/10/2004 :  10:27:00  Show Profile
quote:
Originally posted by Carolynanna

oooo, how utterly disconcerting and territorial of you stitches.



yeah, that Stitches...he's like a dog that pees on things to mark his territory. and would Homer's Pet Monkey really want a girl that another guy has already peed all over?

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gracie
= Cult of Ray =

United Kingdom
573 Posts

Posted - 02/10/2004 :  10:35:42  Show Profile
Don't promise to fuck him until you've actually met him, he might smell!
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mcmikey
= Cult of Ray =

799 Posts

Posted - 02/10/2004 :  11:28:39  Show Profile
and so might she...so don't promise to go down on her until you've done the finger-test first!

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gracie
= Cult of Ray =

United Kingdom
573 Posts

Posted - 02/10/2004 :  11:39:51  Show Profile
The finger test? Are you joking, is that a real guy thing or did you just make it up to gross me out?

I do take your point though, it works both ways.
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mcmikey
= Cult of Ray =

799 Posts

Posted - 02/10/2004 :  11:41:55  Show Profile
it is a real thing. although it ws actually a girl who told me to do it before going down on another girl I was dating because girl #1(the friend who gave me the advice) was convinced that girl #2 was a slut and was all crudded up

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gracie
= Cult of Ray =

United Kingdom
573 Posts

Posted - 02/10/2004 :  11:47:16  Show Profile
Why do it though, wouldn't you realise before you tucked in? or is it that once your down there you feel obliged to follow through.

Can i also clarify how do you get together with someone over a forum?Did the way El Barto posted attract you? How can you be attracted to someone over the internet?
That not a criticism by the way i just wondered
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =

United Kingdom
17122 Posts

Posted - 02/10/2004 :  14:40:10  Show Profile
quote:
Originally posted by GypsyDeath

Do you think Frank will play at the wedding?

My perfect wedding - FB&TC, Sonic Youth, VU, Beatles & Pavement all play. I would be happy for the rest of my life., For obvious reasons this wont be happening...lol.

Heh, all the people on the tribute album could come along and play their song! how cool would that be!




Boys go to Jupiter,Become more stupider,
Girls go to Mars, Become rock stars



Ooh, ooh our first FB.net wedding!!!! Yay!!! It's like Kylie and Jason!!! I demand Angry Anderson's 'Suddenly' be played as one of the songs you both dance to!!! Ooh I'm so excited - I'm gonna buy a new hat!!!
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Homers_pet_monkey
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United Kingdom
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Posted - 02/10/2004 :  14:41:47  Show Profile
quote:
Originally posted by mcmikey

quote:
Originally posted by Carolynanna

quote:
Originally posted by Homers_pet_monkey



I do remember one attractive girl on here (the only one I have seen a picture of before any other girls get on my back) now what the hell was her name??? She was sat on a motorbike in her garage. Mind you she was from Canada I think so that's no use. Damn it, a girlfriend who loves the Pixies and Frank Black would be a dream of a girl!!! Oh well, back to Pamela Handerson!!!



I think that's coldheartofstone.



yes it is. but I think she's Stitches' girl

'how can I find a woman like that, / like Stitches' girl!'

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Yeah that's the one, she's nice!!! Don't worry though mcmikey/stitches, I am just gonna admire her from afar 'cos well.......she is very far.......away!!!
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Homers_pet_monkey
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United Kingdom
17122 Posts

Posted - 02/10/2004 :  14:44:50  Show Profile
quote:
Originally posted by gracie

Why do it though, wouldn't you realise before you tucked in? or is it that once your down there you feel obliged to follow through.

Can i also clarify how do you get together with someone over a forum?Did the way El Barto posted attract you? How can you be attracted to someone over the internet?
That not a criticism by the way i just wondered



I used to do that test but to be honest I love it so much that it has to be really bad to stop me now!!! And it never is that bad, I don't normally get off with scrubbers!!!

Did I really just share that with you all???


Gracie, I assume they had seen pictures of each other.

Hey El Barto Simpsono!!! If you are staying with her in Brighton, you will love it (Brighton I mean), it's a really nice place, probably the coolest I've been to in England!!!


Edited by - Homers_pet_monkey on 02/10/2004 14:47:46
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GypsyDeath
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Posted - 02/10/2004 :  16:02:48  Show Profile  Visit GypsyDeath's Homepage
haha. Yeah Brighton rocks. def best place in England.
how to be attracted to someone over the internet - step one - oput in profile ' only 1% of guys my age hjave the same sort of personality as me'. (only works if you are a guy! lol!
Que intrigued girl.
Que realising youre pretty much copies of eachother - aprt from different gender...
and, er yeah...im hoping he doesnt smell! lol.

Porverbial Cereal - The exact reason that I have not and shall not make photos of me available is because i REFUSE to be turned in to a telly tubby!!!!! I know your game. lol.
Just trust the fact people, we make a great couple. lol. ( i hope ! hahaha)





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El Barto
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USA
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Posted - 02/10/2004 :  16:57:59  Show Profile  Visit El Barto's Homepage
It's quite possible to feel something for someone over the net. Granted, we've also spent many many (expensive) hours together on the phone (bless you John Stamos and 10-10-987)...her beautiful accent is hard to resist. You feel for someone the same way you would otherwise...you get to know them, what they're into, etc. and feelings come from that. They're real, too, there's no doubt about that. We're just physically not together, which is the worst thing in the world. We are exact copies, and it's scary how similar we are...like, in nearly everything. What are the chances of finding someone like this, you know? Couples that are very similar/the same stay together longer, eh? Work better?


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ProverbialCereal
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USA
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Posted - 02/10/2004 :  20:51:46  Show Profile  Visit ProverbialCereal's Homepage
So... you aren't gay?

Because I thought you and Dean were... I mean... the cats and all...


-Derek (not in a cult right now)
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ProverbialCereal
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USA
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Posted - 02/10/2004 :  20:53:57  Show Profile  Visit ProverbialCereal's Homepage
Not to mention the purple teletubby checking out your behind in that picture


-Derek (not in a cult right now)
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GypsyDeath
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Posted - 02/11/2004 :  03:12:03  Show Profile  Visit GypsyDeath's Homepage
ROFL




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GypsyDeath
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Posted - 02/11/2004 :  03:12:35  Show Profile  Visit GypsyDeath's Homepage
ROFL




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GypsyDeath
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Posted - 02/11/2004 :  03:19:22  Show Profile  Visit GypsyDeath's Homepage
quote:
Originally posted by El Barto

I always decided that my wedding song would be "Forever" by the Beach Boys, much like Uncle Jessie's wedding on Full House. I think that song was on their wedding. It's such a beautiful song. What do you say darling?


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heh, cool, beach boys. yeah, that could work. I still want sonic youth to play. Otherwise, ill,...throw a tantrum. yeh.




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benji
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Posted - 02/11/2004 :  04:08:00  Show Profile  Visit benji's Homepage
a good friend of mine married a girl he met over the internet in a similar fashion to whats going on here.
it's scary how similar they are...

good luck to you both.


"I joined the Cult of Frank / All i got got was some fucking eggs!"
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mcmikey
= Cult of Ray =

799 Posts

Posted - 02/11/2004 :  06:17:04  Show Profile
quote:
Originally posted by El Barto

It's quite possible to feel something for someone over the net. Granted, we've also spent many many (expensive) hours together on the phone (bless you John Stamos and 10-10-987)...her beautiful accent is hard to resist. You feel for someone the same way you would otherwise...you get to know them, what they're into, etc. and feelings come from that. They're real, too, there's no doubt about that. We're just physically not together, which is the worst thing in the world. We are exact copies, and it's scary how similar we are...like, in nearly everything. What are the chances of finding someone like this, you know? Couples that are very similar/the same stay together longer, eh? Work better?


"Join the Cult of Brit / And let your oral hygiene go out the window."



so is the phone sex good?

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GypsyDeath
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Posted - 02/11/2004 :  13:16:23  Show Profile  Visit GypsyDeath's Homepage
Mind blowing ( or ear blowing? hmm. sounds like some sort of wierd sexual practice...)




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