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El Barto
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USA
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Posted - 01/23/2004 :  15:10:45  Show Profile  Visit El Barto's Homepage
Yes, that's right folks, the "Send Jim To The UK" fund, also known as the SJTTUK Fund. I'm openly accepting donations to send me to the UK. Err..what do you receive in return? The satisfaction in knowing that you made 2 people happy. Unless it bombs. Then 2 people very mad. But anyway, yeah! So it'd take about 80 people to donate $5 a piece. That's chump change! Donate today!


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apl4eris
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USA
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Posted - 01/23/2004 :  15:22:10  Show Profile  Visit apl4eris's Homepage
So, is that a one-way ticket Barto? ;)


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GypsyDeath
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Posted - 01/23/2004 :  15:22:35  Show Profile  Visit GypsyDeath's Homepage
DONATE DONATE DONATE DONATE DONATE !!!!!!!

The satisfaction of 2 peoples happiness is worth $5!!!!

Come on people, hey, hes been waiting to meet me..oh oh oh oh

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El Barto
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USA
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Posted - 01/23/2004 :  15:34:42  Show Profile  Visit El Barto's Homepage
One way ticket? Maybe someday. Visit first. Err...


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GypsyDeath
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Posted - 01/23/2004 :  15:40:14  Show Profile  Visit GypsyDeath's Homepage
LOL. err, yeah, maybe a visit first would be good. Plus i wanna come over yank land and see boston. haha. But Jim coming to UK first.

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Owen
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USA
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Posted - 01/23/2004 :  15:43:42  Show Profile
Sure, I could pony up some loose change if I'm invited to the honeymoon wedding.

This is just like When Harry Met Sally or more likely some other movie with Meg Ryan that I can't remember the name of right now.
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Broken Face
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USA
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Posted - 01/23/2004 :  15:50:32  Show Profile  Visit Broken Face's Homepage
i'll give $5 if you make her call ya "brian"

-brian


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floop
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Mexico
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Posted - 01/23/2004 :  15:59:52  Show Profile
quote:
Originally posted by Owen
This is just like When Harry Met Sally or more likely some other movie with Meg Ryan that I can't remember the name of right now.



let's hope it stays WHEN HARRY MET SALLY and doesn't venture into the CRYING GAME genre..
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GypsyDeath
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Posted - 01/23/2004 :  16:21:15  Show Profile  Visit GypsyDeath's Homepage
Yep, to everything. I will call him Brian. I promise.

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Broken Face
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USA
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Posted - 01/23/2004 :  16:45:58  Show Profile  Visit Broken Face's Homepage
maybe i haven't been posting as much as i used to, but this gypsy/barto love came on really quickly, didn't it?

-brian


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GypsyDeath
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Posted - 01/23/2004 :  16:51:26  Show Profile  Visit GypsyDeath's Homepage
quote:
Originally posted by Broken Face

maybe i haven't been posting as much as i used to, but this gypsy/barto love came on really quickly, didn't it?

-brian



lol...err..long story....

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Broken Face
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Posted - 01/23/2004 :  16:56:24  Show Profile  Visit Broken Face's Homepage
we've got time :)

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GypsyDeath
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Posted - 01/23/2004 :  17:05:33  Show Profile  Visit GypsyDeath's Homepage
LOL!

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Broken Face
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Posted - 01/23/2004 :  17:08:25  Show Profile  Visit Broken Face's Homepage
regardless, the best of luck to you guys.

-brian


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GypsyDeath
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Posted - 01/23/2004 :  17:11:49  Show Profile  Visit GypsyDeath's Homepage
aww, thank you Brian.

So...you contributing to the fund!?! hhaha

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Dave Noisy
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Canada
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Posted - 01/23/2004 :  17:15:42  Show Profile  Visit Dave Noisy's Homepage
Let's not forget the FB.net fund!! We still haven't even seen 80 donations of $5!

And with this you get a chance to win cool stuff...what's Jim giving you?

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GypsyDeath
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Posted - 01/23/2004 :  17:36:45  Show Profile  Visit GypsyDeath's Homepage
OH! stop boycotting our thread!

haha!

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El Barto
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USA
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Posted - 01/23/2004 :  19:40:13  Show Profile  Visit El Barto's Homepage
Jim's giving you a lifetime of love. That's what counts. You'll be a lifetime friend to me. Until you fuck up poorly. Please? It's like, the cost of a value meal at McDonalds or any other fast food place.


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GypsyDeath
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Posted - 01/23/2004 :  19:47:32  Show Profile  Visit GypsyDeath's Homepage
yeah, by a banana, give the rest to the fund!

Thats what were doing, we are making people healthier, and steering them away from the evils of fast food! (ESP mcd!)

note - dont eat tooo many bananas!

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Broken Face
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Posted - 01/23/2004 :  19:55:48  Show Profile  Visit Broken Face's Homepage
how about this deal - my job at my college radio station pays in a weird way - one lump sum for the year. when i get this close to $5,000 check, i'll chuck a fiver to both the FB.net club and the GetJimLaid club - sound fair?



-brian


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GypsyDeath
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Posted - 01/23/2004 :  20:01:26  Show Profile  Visit GypsyDeath's Homepage
get jim laid! haha! He is coming to spend TIME with me. You are nt coming here just to get a fuck from a british girl, are you Jim? hahaha.

Thank you Brian, consider it a deal!

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SpudBoy
= Cult of Ray =

Equatorial Guinea
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Posted - 01/23/2004 :  20:02:15  Show Profile  Visit SpudBoy's Homepage
Fer chrissakes, just thieve it like everyone else! Your happiness offsets mine in the natural order of things. Gonna make me diabetic keepin this shit up. Work on a slow boat as chief cook and bottle washer, or just stand around in the airport with a sign that says "Will admin your internet forum for standby tickets to UK". That usually does it.

I looked for a cult to join, then decided to just play "Sink". Hey! I sank WallaWalla Washington!
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Broken Face
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USA
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Posted - 01/23/2004 :  20:03:02  Show Profile  Visit Broken Face's Homepage
i'm just teasing - i'm all for love - just ask ms. broken face

-brian


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GypsyDeath
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Posted - 01/23/2004 :  20:46:07  Show Profile  Visit GypsyDeath's Homepage
nah nah, it really is just about sex.

I ws being Being sarcastic. but it doesnt come across well in text...

Yeah, i thik he may have to stand at the airport for awhile. go seell your services Jim

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Broken Face
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Posted - 01/23/2004 :  20:49:33  Show Profile  Visit Broken Face's Homepage
well then enjoy your romp with jim

-brian


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ramona
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USA
3988 Posts

Posted - 01/23/2004 :  20:54:42  Show Profile  Visit ramona's Homepage
Sorry, dude, I have to save my own money to send Ramona to the super market. $5 is a lot when you are unemployed. Good luck mooching though.

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The King Of Karaoke
> Teenager of the Year <

USA
3759 Posts

Posted - 01/23/2004 :  21:48:26  Show Profile
There we go. That big ass picture was ruining all the fun.

Note to self: get ass itchin' ointment...fer ass...that's.. uh?...itchin'!
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El Barto
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USA
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Posted - 01/23/2004 :  21:59:23  Show Profile  Visit El Barto's Homepage
Just for sex? Never!


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Adnan_le_Terrible
* Dog in the Sand *

France
1973 Posts

Posted - 01/24/2004 :  03:38:50  Show Profile  Visit Adnan_le_Terrible's Homepage
That's a cute story....I won't give you any money, but if you go to the UK, you can take the Eurostar to Paris (the city of love), and you can stay at my place as long as you want to...



He says "c'est la vie" and takes another dive.
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gracie
= Cult of Ray =

United Kingdom
573 Posts

Posted - 01/24/2004 :  04:13:51  Show Profile
Sorry, i must have missed somrthing, why do you want to visit England?
It can't just be to get laid , you could do that anywhere, or do English girls have a worldwide reputation for being whores?
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bumblebeeboy2
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United Kingdom
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Posted - 01/24/2004 :  05:44:59  Show Profile  Click to see bumblebeeboy2's MSN Messenger address
quote:
Originally posted by El Barto

Just for sex? Never!


"I joined the Cult of Clops / If I were you, I'd sleep with one eye open."



hehe.

well if you're coming over here you'll have to observe our tradions, firstly the british sense of humour. when having your luggage checked, don't just stand there nervously, in a big loud voice you declare "careful, i've got 3 bombs in there" when they question you you repeat the 'joke' - right until you get arrested... i'm not having you on... see these 2 just in the last few days...

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/shropshire/3412123.stm
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/tyne/3424037.stm

good luck to both of you though, i think i've missed something though! lol!

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El Barto
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USA
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Posted - 01/24/2004 :  06:06:38  Show Profile  Visit El Barto's Homepage
quote:
Originally posted by gracie

Sorry, i must have missed somrthing, why do you want to visit England?



Mel. Plus British accents make me mel-t.


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Adnan_le_Terrible
* Dog in the Sand *

France
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Posted - 01/24/2004 :  08:04:47  Show Profile  Visit Adnan_le_Terrible's Homepage
Yeah, I know what you mean...and British girls have such a cute accent when they speak French...
Last week, I met a British girl here in Paris, and when she told me her name (Ruth) she pronounced it in such a way! During the entire evening, I was trying to make her say her name again and again...



He says "c'est la vie" and takes another dive.
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PixieSteve
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Posted - 01/24/2004 :  08:26:07  Show Profile
hey i'd check her age jim, she acts like she's about 12 on here :P
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bumblebeeboy2
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United Kingdom
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Posted - 01/24/2004 :  09:18:33  Show Profile  Click to see bumblebeeboy2's MSN Messenger address
quote:
Originally posted by PixieSteve

hey i'd check her age jim, she acts like she's about 12 on here :P



jim: "hey sweetie, is your older sister about?"

mel: "what do you mean jim? why do you want to see my sister? it's me?! mel!?"

lol! :)

having seen both 'before' and 'after' photos of mel though i'm pretty sure she's how old she claims to be... ;)

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Edited by - bumblebeeboy2 on 01/24/2004 10:31:54
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PixieSteve
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Posted - 01/24/2004 :  09:32:13  Show Profile
was the whole of that post directed at me? i didn't understand a word of it, apart from the last bit.
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