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idiot_sleep
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 Posted - 11/13/2002 : 15:41:49
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Has to be The Ring. WOW that movie wasn't scary at all! And there were SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO many things that happended in the movie that were never answered in the movie. What a terrible terrible movie. So what has been the worst movie so far this year?
The Dewey Decimal System... What a scam that was!"
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BrendanT
= Cult of Ray =
Canada
907 Posts |
Posted - 11/13/2002 : 16:17:30
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no one can argue you this. If you argue than I will have to take it as admittance that you have seen the movie. Poor, poor you. (and me!)
Sweet Home Alabama! Enough said!
Strummer-man
I had me a vision!
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Dave Noisy
Minister of Chaos
Canada
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Posted - 11/13/2002 : 17:21:23
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| I thought 'Signs' was really poorly thought out, but doesn't earn this distinguishment..i haven't seen much this year. |
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Solidgld
- FB Fan -
USA
104 Posts |
Posted - 11/13/2002 : 17:57:05
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| The New Guy pretty bad. |
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Loxosceles
- FB Fan -
USA
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Posted - 11/13/2002 : 19:24:01
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I have seen the original Japanese version of The Ring. It was OK but was also not scary and it certainly didn't make me want to see the Americanized version (since American remakes of foreign films generally suck). From what I've heard, the U.S. version actually explains alot more than the original.
I haven't seen these (and would never admit if I had) but don't forget Crossroads, Sorority Boys, and that Dana Carvey movie I can't even remember the title of.
The worst movie I actually paid to see this year was High Crimes and it wasn't awful, just very predictable.
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Solidgld
- FB Fan -
USA
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Posted - 11/13/2002 : 21:53:52
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| Dana Carvey is Master of Disguise it was really bad.I really liked him on SNL but, this takes the cake. |
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KingOfSiam
- FB LinkMaster -
USA
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Posted - 11/14/2002 : 06:56:15
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| Kung Pow: Enter The Fist. So bad...so very, very bad. |
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Little Black Francis
> Teenager of the Year <
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Posted - 11/18/2002 : 03:47:13
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Kung Pow... I refuse to watch it, everyone absolutely hates that movie... apparently it should have been about a 5 minute short...
"Snooch to the muthaf**kin Nooch" |
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Little Black Francis
> Teenager of the Year <
3648 Posts |
Posted - 11/18/2002 : 03:48:27
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don't talk shit about New Guy, it's get Eliza in it... that's all that matters...
you know, she kind of looks like Kasumi... (kinda!) DOA3 |
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floop
= Wannabe Volunteer =
Mexico
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Posted - 11/18/2002 : 11:16:47
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i saw THE RING over the weekend and thought it was pretty good actually. not flawless.. but it was pretty scarey..
(tell me you weren't scared when you saw that first victims face in the closet..) :) |
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idiot_sleep
- FB Fan -
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55 Posts |
Posted - 11/18/2002 : 13:02:42
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Otay I admitt I was scared when I saw the first victim's face but after that it went down hill. Why was the girl at the end 9 feet tall?? lol
The Dewey Decimal System... What a scam that was!"
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johndietzel
= Cult of Ray =
Burkina Faso (Upper Volta)
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Posted - 11/19/2002 : 18:18:02
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This reminds me of when I and some buddies went to see "Mission to Mars", which already had "2001 knockoff" written all over it. Ignoring the attempts to duplicate Kubrick's stuff visually, we all were gagging ourselves from about the middle onward, trying not to disturb the patrons around us with our laughter. I mean when a movie is THAT BAD while trying to be taken seriosuly, it's wonderful. And "AI" was hardly better, aside from some cool visuals.
"Make no mistake; Ricky Lake's eatin' mad steaks off your bad breaks."
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mdisanto
* Dog in the Sand *
USA
1140 Posts |
Posted - 11/20/2002 : 03:24:43
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anyone ever see Jack Frost (the horror movie). it came out a few years ago but its hilariously bad! its about a mutant killer snowman! come on
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Mike Rutherford
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USA
171 Posts |
Posted - 11/20/2002 : 03:44:31
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| Don't know about "dumbest" movie, but most worthless, annoying movie was that 8 Mile piece of shit. Eminem is just a little bitch. |
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MIRV
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Posted - 11/21/2002 : 13:03:59
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quote:
Originally posted by idiot_sleep
Has to be The Ring. WOW that movie wasn't scary at all! And there were SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO many things that happended in the movie that were never answered in the movie. What a terrible terrible movie. So what has been the worst movie so far this year?
The Dewey Decimal System... What a scam that was!"
- Kramer
changing lanes. this movie was so horrible i turned it off after 40 minutes. |
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floop
= Wannabe Volunteer =
Mexico
15297 Posts |
Posted - 11/21/2002 : 13:31:23
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the trailer for CHANGING LAN ES alone was absurd enough. i mean, just the title.. "changing lanes"?? how much more fucking banal can you get?
other possible titles: "SIGNALING".. "PARALLEL PARKING" .. or, for something really sexy.. "CHECKING THE FLUIDS" eh??
btw - totally with JohnD on MISSION TO MARS. my girlfriend actually liked it, because she likes literally anything that's sci-fi.. but i was fucking laughing my ass off.. that's one of those films that's worth admission price to make fun of. (kind of like the recent FEMME FATALE)..
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mdisanto
* Dog in the Sand *
USA
1140 Posts |
Posted - 11/21/2002 : 13:37:21
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what about feardotcom.com?!?!
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St. Francis
= Cult of Ray =
Canada
548 Posts |
Posted - 12/02/2002 : 17:36:11
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Bond was fucking horrible...just awful.
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ramona
"FB Quote Mistress"
USA
3988 Posts |
Posted - 12/03/2002 : 15:56:19
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| How bout MAID IN MANHATTAN?? Ugh. I haven't seen it (and will not, EVER) but have you ever seen such a dumb preview? Oh, wait, TWO WEEKS NOTICE is also pretty awful. Two horrible movies out at the same time! And the same crappy "romantic comedy" veign. Barf! |
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St. Francis
= Cult of Ray =
Canada
548 Posts |
Posted - 12/03/2002 : 16:14:55
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I'm actually loving the sappy Maid in Manhattan commercials on the air round my parts...it says something along the lines of "the girl who never gets noticed is about to get noticed" or something rediculus like that... It's fucking J-lo! Is the public to take a quantum leap and think she isn't still J-lo on the screen?
I think I like this movie the first time I saw it when I was 15 except it was called Pretty Woman.
Agreed there are some crappy movies coming out...
ps. I can't spell...is there spell check on this thing?
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ramona
"FB Quote Mistress"
USA
3988 Posts |
Posted - 12/04/2002 : 06:37:22
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[quote]Originally posted by St. Francis
I think I like this movie the first time I saw it when I was 15 except it was called Pretty Woman.
I loved that! So true. And also, I don't really like Julia Roberts - but somehow I feel much less saturated by her than by J.Lo. Why is she EVERYWHERE?? Does anyone else think she is just not very talented? She must have a GREAT agent and publicist. So sad, when Frank (and other excellent people) really have talent, but are somehow less KNOWN. Anyway...
girlie so groovy I want you to know... |
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ProverbialCereal
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Posted - 12/05/2002 : 19:02:42
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I didn't see "Changing Lanes", but the preview for it looked like a commercial for car insurance.
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Chip Away Boy
= Cult of Ray =
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Posted - 12/06/2002 : 10:48:32
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quote:
Originally posted by St. Francis
I'm actually loving the sappy Maid in Manhattan commercials on the air round my parts...it says something along the lines of "the girl who never gets noticed is about to get noticed" or something rediculus like that... It's fucking J-lo! Is the public to take a quantum leap and think she isn't still J-lo on the screen?
I think I like this movie the first time I saw it when I was 15 except it was called Pretty Woman.
Lord-a-mercy!
oh yeah, and wasn't sweet home alabama originally Doc Hollywood with???
the ring was crap, acting was nothing good, storyline stunk, but your right the 1st victims face was cool.
they totally ripped the face off the exorcist girl at the end though. |
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St. Francis
= Cult of Ray =
Canada
548 Posts |
Posted - 12/06/2002 : 16:30:58
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The world exhists in Simulation my friend there is no such thing as new movies but rather degrees of newness -the several interesting books on the topic- just components and faces change.
I rekon' you could take any major hollywood movie and change it's components and eventually get back to the origional archotypical feature...If this wasn't the case why are new movies always reduced to their predicesors?
..."The Best Romatic Comedy Since..."
PS. Music works the same way
Lord-a-mercy! |
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ObfuscateByWill
* Dog in the Sand *
USA
1887 Posts |
Posted - 12/07/2002 : 04:30:49
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One Hour Photo.
Terrible. Yuppie crud.
*Take a bite of the chocolate coffin. |
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