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SpudBoy
= Cult of Ray =

Equatorial Guinea
649 Posts

Posted - 01/22/2004 :  18:47:46  Show Profile  Visit SpudBoy's Homepage
I can only hope to consume alcohol with 10% of the capacity of this man.

http://jail.lfucg.com/services/offenders/offenderdetails/default.asp?inmateid=337&inmateimage=E149155.JPG

His liver needs to be studied and cloned, if we can find it. My guess is it left town.

I looked for a cult to join, then decided to just play "Sink". Hey! I sank WallaWalla Washington!

Owen
- FB Fan -

USA
165 Posts

Posted - 01/22/2004 :  21:22:18  Show Profile
Go justice system!

That's dedication, folks. When Henry Earl hits a little rough patch, does he let it stand in the way of a drink? The answer, as you could've guessed, is, "No."


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El Barto
= Song DB Master =

USA
4020 Posts

Posted - 01/22/2004 :  22:43:28  Show Profile  Visit El Barto's Homepage
Thanks to this thread I won't be sleeping tonight.


"I joined the Cult of Clops / If I were you, I'd sleep with one eye open."
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The King Of Karaoke
> Teenager of the Year <

USA
3759 Posts

Posted - 01/23/2004 :  01:41:36  Show Profile

DAD?!!!



Note to self: get ass itchin' ointment...fer ass...that's.. uh?...itchin'!

Edited by - The King Of Karaoke on 01/23/2004 01:42:27
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mcmikey
= Cult of Ray =

799 Posts

Posted - 01/23/2004 :  06:41:03  Show Profile
MOM?!?!?!?!?

I dreamed I dream
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apl4eris
~ Abstract Brain ~

USA
4800 Posts

Posted - 01/23/2004 :  06:43:10  Show Profile  Visit apl4eris's Homepage
So, what do you folks think was to blame? The Devil, Strawberry Hill, or Mad Dog 20/20?


"Your honor, I'd like to drink the fifth!"


What da ya want for nothing? ... a rubber biscuit?
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mcmikey
= Cult of Ray =

799 Posts

Posted - 01/23/2004 :  06:47:53  Show Profile
I prefer to think it was probably a combination of the devil, the metal and the big bouncy beats

I dreamed I dream
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The King Of Karaoke
> Teenager of the Year <

USA
3759 Posts

Posted - 01/23/2004 :  06:51:52  Show Profile
I blame my mom. She's a real bitch!

Note to self: get ass itchin' ointment...fer ass...that's.. uh?...itchin'!
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mcmikey
= Cult of Ray =

799 Posts

Posted - 01/23/2004 :  06:53:46  Show Profile
I blame your mom too.....for my nasty case of the clap

I dreamed I dream
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The King Of Karaoke
> Teenager of the Year <

USA
3759 Posts

Posted - 01/23/2004 :  07:23:03  Show Profile
quote:
Originally posted by apl4eris

So, what do you folks think was to blame? The Devil, Strawberry Hill, or Mad Dog 20/20?


"Your honor, I'd like to drink the fifth!"


What da ya want for nothing? ... a rubber biscuit?


Wasn't this guy in The Sugar Hill Gang?
i said a hip hop the hippie the hippie
to the hip hip hop, a you dont stop
the rock it to the bang bang boogie say up jumped the boogie
to the rhythm of the boogie, the beat

now what you hear is not a test--i'm rappin to the beat
and me, the groove, and my friends are gonna try to move your feet
see i am wonder mike and i like to say hello
to the black, to the white, the red, and the brown, the purple and yellow
but first i gotta bang bang the boogie to the boogie
say up jump the boogie to the bang bang boogie
let's rock, you dont stop
rock the riddle that will make your body rock
well so far youve heard my voice but i brought two friends along
and next on the mike is my man hank
come on, hank, sing that song

See, the guy was hammered, when he wrote that shit.

Note to self: get ass itchin' ointment...fer ass...that's.. uh?...itchin'!
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apl4eris
~ Abstract Brain ~

USA
4800 Posts

Posted - 01/23/2004 :  07:26:15  Show Profile  Visit apl4eris's Homepage
Why you quotin' me, KoK? Can't you incriminate yourself all on your very own? ;)


Today, we're gonna learn poodles how to fly.
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The King Of Karaoke
> Teenager of the Year <

USA
3759 Posts

Posted - 01/23/2004 :  07:35:16  Show Profile
quote:
Originally posted by apl4eris

Why you quotin' me, KoK? Can't you incriminate yourself all on your very own? ;)


Today, we're gonna learn poodles how to fly.


Yeah, sorry about that. When you said Strwberry hill I was thinking that was the name of that rap band. I already had your quote set up for the enormous hilarity that was about to ensue. After posting I realized it was Sugar hill.
I also realized that the reply / joke I had posted just plain sucked. Sorry for bringing you into my world of lame humor. Don't fear. You get used to it after awhile.

Note to self: get ass itchin' ointment...fer ass...that's.. uh?...itchin'!
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apl4eris
~ Abstract Brain ~

USA
4800 Posts

Posted - 01/23/2004 :  07:40:39  Show Profile  Visit apl4eris's Homepage
;) All is not lost. I am stuck on a great song.

We could start a theme park: "Lame World of Humor" - you can be the mascot. People can drop dyed-pink-poodles from the circus tent, trying to aim for the goldfish bowls. If the poodles fly, it's icing on the cake. ;)


Today, we're gonna learn poodles how to fly.

Edited by - apl4eris on 01/23/2004 07:41:26
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mcmikey
= Cult of Ray =

799 Posts

Posted - 01/23/2004 :  07:43:51  Show Profile
quote:
Originally posted by apl4eris

;) All is not lost. I am stuck on a great song.




just as I am stuck on you. Hold me.

I dreamed I dream
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SpudBoy
= Cult of Ray =

Equatorial Guinea
649 Posts

Posted - 01/23/2004 :  19:50:07  Show Profile  Visit SpudBoy's Homepage
I'm just sticky. But I'm starting to prep for my run ins with the law here. I habe been drinkinf whiskey since I posted this and I tell you what this is not an easy pace to maintain., much less find a cop in this condition. This guy ios my hero. I'm a'gonna make-a t-shirt widdim onnit.

I looked for a cult to join, then decided to just play "Sink". Hey! I sank WallaWalla Washington!
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Little Black Francis
> Teenager of the Year <

3648 Posts

Posted - 01/23/2004 :  20:12:13  Show Profile
Look at his crusty eyes, they are full of bile. That's disgusting.
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Steak n Sabre
* Dog in the Sand *

Uzbekistan
1013 Posts

Posted - 01/25/2004 :  11:05:49  Show Profile  Visit Steak n Sabre's Homepage
This dude must just sit in front of the station until the cops notice him. Maybe he should think of a better place to hangout.


The Cult of Frank: More Than You Think, For Less Than You Thought.
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