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TarTar
* Dog in the Sand *
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 Posted - 01/21/2004 : 07:32:56
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I recently watched From Dusk Till Dawn 2: Texas Blood Money, and it was pretty forgettable, as expected. There were some creative camera tricks in the film, mainly some unusual point-of-view shots, like the camera following the motion of a fan that rotates back and forth. The best part is the dialogue that follows, which is typed from memory, so it may not be verbatim.
(The four guys are sitting around watching a pornography film)
Jesus: This movie is very low quality.
Ray Bob: Don't look that bad to me.
Jesus: There's no story.
Bucky: It's a fuck movie. I don't watch a fuck movie for the story, I watch a fuck movie to see fuckin'.
C.W.: I'm gonna have to side with Jesus on this one. I appreciate an attempt at telling a story. The more I care about the characters, the more I care about the fuckin'.
The film had a few moments, but I lost all interest in the film about halfway through, and by the time the climatic battle occurred, I wanted to just shut the damn thing off. But I didn't, cuz I really try to make it to the end of a movie. Luckily, my roommate was watching the film with me so we were able to just chat as the movie played through to the end.
While on the subject of horror movies, I finally saw the first Nightmare on Elm Street. From what I can remember of the other Nightmare films I've seen, this one is by far the best. While I wouldn't classify it as scary, it was certainly entertaining and creative, and Freddy didn't have all sorts of bad one-liners in this one. The murders were pretty spectacular. I liked it overall. Not bad.
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TarTar
* Dog in the Sand *
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Posted - 01/26/2004 : 01:04:58
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Hey, I'm going to turn this thread into a "Your Favorite Movie Quotes" thread. Just post some lines that you find humorous, or awesome, or just whatever lines you like.
From Waxwork (1988):
Mark Loftmore: [reading the first bit of the essay he had his maid write for him on 'Dictators'] 'The Trouble with Dictators'. I think dictators are the bad people. They have the shouting voices, and the small moustaches.
[sighs]
Big Lebowski, The (1998):
Walter Sobchak: You want a toe? I can get you a toe, believe me. There are ways, Dude. You don't wanna know about it, believe me.
The Dude: Yeah, but Walter...
Walter Sobchak: Hell, I can get you a toe by 3 o'clock this afternoon... with nail polish.
Pulp Fiction, 1994
[Cleaning their bloody hands.]
Jules: Fuck, nigger, what did you do to his towel?
Vincent: I was dryin' my hands.
Jules: You're supposed to wash 'em first.
Vincent: You watched me wash 'em.
Jules: I watched you get 'em wet.
Vincent: I washed 'em. This shit's hard to get off. Maybe if I had Lava or something, I coulda done a better job.
Jules: I used the same fuckin' soap you did and when I got finished, the towel didn't look like no god-damn Maxi-Pad!
Army of Darkness, 1993
Ash: Good. Bad. I'm the guy with the gun.
There's a lot of great quotes from Jim Malone (Sean Connery) in the Untouchables. Here's a select few.
The Untouchables, 1987
Jim Malone: Why do yo want to join the force?
George Stone: To protect the property and citizenry of...
Jim Malone: Ah, don't waste my time with that bullshit. Where you from Stone?
George Stone: I'm from the south-side.
Jim Malone: Stone. George Stone. That's your name? What's your real name?
George Stone: That is my real name.
Jim Malone: Nah. What was it before you changed it?
George Stone: Guiseppe Petri.
Jim Malone: Ah, I knew it. That's all you need, one thieving wop on the team.
George Stone: Hey, what's that you say?
Jim Malone: I said that you're a lying member of a no good race.
George Stone: Much better than you, you stinking Irish pig.
Jim Malone: Oh, I like him.
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Jim Malone: You just fulfilled the first rule of law enforcement: make sure when your shift is over you go home alive. Here endeth the lesson.
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Jim Malone: You're muckin' with a G here, pal!
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Jim Malone: Isn't that just like a wop? Brings a knife to a gun fight.
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