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Adnan_le_Terrible
* Dog in the Sand *
France
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 Posted - 01/19/2004 : 14:01:42
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OK. After a couple of months on this forum, I really had great time with you guys. Seriously, you are probably (sniff) the family I never had *crying*. And if I want to stay true to you all, I have to clear some dark sides of my personality.
Now I must admit something. It is my true passion and devotion to Chuck Norris.
I remember I cried when that evil Karate guy killed his dog. It was one of the most touching scenes in the history of cinema.
But I knew that Chuck would revenge his death, because in Karate, he has no serious rival.
When I was a little kid, I was kinda disappointed that Chuck Norris wasn't my father.
Will you still love me, now that you know this?
Now virtually everyone's singing a Pixies song / But I still believe in the excellent joy of Frank Black |
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The King Of Karaoke
> Teenager of the Year <
USA
3759 Posts |
Posted - 01/19/2004 : 14:43:05
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I you trying to dominate me in the weird humor department? It's working.
Note to self - YES!! Thank's to Spudboy's advice, making love to blow up doll is better than advertised!! Side note to self: Mad Dog 20/20. It isn't just for high school dances anymore! |
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Adnan_le_Terrible
* Dog in the Sand *
France
1973 Posts |
Posted - 01/19/2004 : 14:56:12
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Quickly, KoK, make a joke!
Round round, up and down, through the streets of your town. |
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The King Of Karaoke
> Teenager of the Year <
USA
3759 Posts |
Posted - 01/19/2004 : 15:01:52
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Hey I'm so lonely, the other night I painted my finger nails red, so I could pretend I had a date!
ba dum dump
Note to self - YES!! Thank's to Spudboy's advice, making love to blow up doll is better than advertised!! Side note to self: Mad Dog 20/20. It isn't just for high school dances anymore! |
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Adnan_le_Terrible
* Dog in the Sand *
France
1973 Posts |
Posted - 01/19/2004 : 15:05:08
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Wouaouh, that one is funny, I must admit, you're better than me...
Round round, up and down, through the streets of your town. |
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The King Of Karaoke
> Teenager of the Year <
USA
3759 Posts |
Posted - 01/19/2004 : 15:06:54
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I don't know. I'm still laughing at the Tom Cruise line over here.
Note to self - YES!! Thank's to Spudboy's advice, making love to blow up doll is better than advertised!! Side note to self: Mad Dog 20/20. It isn't just for high school dances anymore! |
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Adnan_le_Terrible
* Dog in the Sand *
France
1973 Posts |
Posted - 01/19/2004 : 15:10:43
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OK, let's face it : we're both very talented...
Round round, up and down, through the streets of your town. |
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The King Of Karaoke
> Teenager of the Year <
USA
3759 Posts |
Posted - 01/19/2004 : 15:16:14
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Unfortunately my amazing sense of humor doesn't pay the bills round here.
I have to go drive some trains.
Hold the fort while I'm gone.
Watch that Floop cat. He's pretty hilarious too!
Note to self - YES!! Thank's to Spudboy's advice, making love to blow up doll is better than advertised!! Side note to self: Mad Dog 20/20. It isn't just for high school dances anymore! |
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The King Of Karaoke
> Teenager of the Year <
USA
3759 Posts |
Posted - 01/19/2004 : 15:19:59
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Oh, and don't worry about that Jenna Bomb. We all make em.
Note to self - YES!! Thank's to Spudboy's advice, making love to blow up doll is better than advertised!! Side note to self: Mad Dog 20/20. It isn't just for high school dances anymore! |
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Adnan_le_Terrible
* Dog in the Sand *
France
1973 Posts |
Posted - 01/19/2004 : 15:20:06
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Sure, don't worry, I keep a close watch.
Round round, up and down, through the streets of your town. |
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Broken Face
-= Forum Pistolero =-
USA
5155 Posts |
Posted - 01/19/2004 : 15:36:50
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i met chuck norris once.
my dad's company had paid for all the employees and their families to go to the bahamas for 4 days when i was in high school. my brother and i were walking along the beach, and a few hundred yards up we saw a cluster of african american, black-t-shirted men walking towards us. as we got close, we noticed that there was one white guy in the middle of the circle. this, was chuck norris. all his bodyguards had "team chuck" shirts on and were walking around him (i guess to lure off the constant attacks he gets, as shown in his many films and on walker, texas ranger). as we got close i said "hey chuck" to which he replied, very enthusiastically, "HEY!!!" he seemed very happy to see me
and that's my chuck norris story
-brian
 - "I joined the Cult of Frank / And they tried to cut off my nuts and make me put on a blue jumpsuit"
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model consumer
- FB Fan -
USA
128 Posts |
Posted - 01/19/2004 : 18:25:00
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You are mislead. Chuck Norris is a false idol. David Carradine um... I mean Kwai Chang Caine is the one true path!
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"What's all I listen to? It's all freedom rock!" |
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Carl
- A 'Fifth' Catholic -
Ireland
11546 Posts |
Posted - 01/22/2004 : 07:58:05
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| Chuck Norris is one of the greatest comedians of all time...Delta Force, Missing In Action, Invasion U.S.A....brilliantly delivered quips...and that beard/mullet headgear! |
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