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Crispy Water
= Cult of Ray =
Canada
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 Posted - 01/20/2004 : 09:47:59
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Rogering is a euphemism (can you guess now?), and one of my favourites at that. Legal age here is 14 for males and 16 for females; I've never understood the discrepancy. I might actually have it backwards, but it still doesn't make much sense to me for them to be different.
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Crispy Water
= Cult of Ray =
Canada
819 Posts |
Posted - 01/20/2004 : 09:50:39
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Also, for the record: the Olsens aren't hot, they're make-up bombs with an agent who must have remembered one of the easiest ways to make shitloads of money from men.
Nothing is ever something. |
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GoddessTheory
= Cult of Ray =
USA
675 Posts |
Posted - 01/20/2004 : 11:54:02
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Originally posted by Adnan_le_Terrible
No, just saying that I don't think that dating a 15 year old girl means you're a pervert. Actually, I didn't ask her out, she did. She is a pretty mature girl, both physically and mentally.
I'm sorry if you find that shocking, Jennifer, but I didn't do it because I am a paedophile or something...I really love her.
I don't find it shocking in the slightest that a 21 year old man would want to be together with a 15 year old girl.
I am sure a lot of men would like to be with 15 year old girls.
But by the way, I don't wanna hear any "what's it to you" since I didn't bring it up and Adnan deemed it conversation worthy. He's sharing , I'm responding. If he didn't want to talk about it, he wouldn't have brought it up.
That's the word that you heard. |
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Owen
- FB Fan -
USA
165 Posts |
Posted - 01/20/2004 : 12:04:39
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I was roommates with an Olson twin.
Of course, it was a dude and they were fraternal twins, but at least he was legal. His taste in music left much to be desired. We're talkin' Pearl Jam, the guy who sang "Life Is a Highway", Live, Barenaked Ladies, Blind Melon. I think I made a pretty good impression on him eventually, though. |
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GoddessTheory
= Cult of Ray =
USA
675 Posts |
Posted - 01/20/2004 : 12:07:26
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Did that impression you made on him include his face and your knuckles?
I would have had to eat my roomates soul of she listened to such horrid tuneage. |
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floop
= Wannabe Volunteer =
Mexico
15297 Posts |
Posted - 01/20/2004 : 12:10:19
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Originally posted by GoddessTheory
Did that impression you made on him include his face and your knuckles?
I would have had to eat my roomates soul of she listened to such horrid tuneage.
as long as you're not eating their food in the fridge.
that's fucked up. |
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Owen
- FB Fan -
USA
165 Posts |
Posted - 01/20/2004 : 12:17:53
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Originally posted by GoddessTheory
Did that impression you made on him include his face and your knuckles?
I would have had to eat my roomates soul of she listened to such horrid tuneage.
It was more along the lines of I force-fed him A Tribe Called Quest, De La Soul, Pixies, The Breeders, and others until he developed an appreciation for good music. But I like your scenario better so, yeah, long story short, I devoured his soul.
"I wanna ride it all night long.
If you're goin' my way . . . ." |
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Adnan_le_Terrible
* Dog in the Sand *
France
1973 Posts |
Posted - 01/20/2004 : 14:11:30
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Originally posted by GoddessTheory
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Originally posted by Adnan_le_Terrible
No, just saying that I don't think that dating a 15 year old girl means you're a pervert. Actually, I didn't ask her out, she did. She is a pretty mature girl, both physically and mentally.
I'm sorry if you find that shocking, Jennifer, but I didn't do it because I am a paedophile or something...I really love her.
I don't find it shocking in the slightest that a 21 year old man would want to be together with a 15 year old girl.
I am sure a lot of men would like to be with 15 year old girls.
But by the way, I don't wanna hear any "what's it to you" since I didn't bring it up and Adnan deemed it conversation worthy. He's sharing , I'm responding. If he didn't want to talk about it, he wouldn't have brought it up.
That's the word that you heard.
I was kidding (see my previous post), damn, don't take it so seriously...
BTW, I'm 24, not 21.
Made a film
I made it through the window.
Who's that star I cast? All wrapped up in her winter wardrobe. She hurries by so fast. |
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ramona
"FB Quote Mistress"
USA
3988 Posts |
Posted - 01/20/2004 : 14:45:45
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Kidding about which part? That you are 24 and dating a 15 year old?
This whole thread is weirding me out.
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Cheeseman1000
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Iceland
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Posted - 01/20/2004 : 15:42:57
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Originally posted by Crispy Water
Rogering is a euphemism (can you guess now?), and one of my favourites at that. Legal age here is 14 for males and 16 for females; I've never understood the discrepancy. I might actually have it backwards, but it still doesn't make much sense to me for them to be different.
Nothing is ever something.
As in, rogering the Fishwife (from The Bloodening in The Simpsons), or Roger the Cabin Boy from Captain Pugwash.
 "I joined the Cult Of Cheese/E-Damn!" |
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Adnan_le_Terrible
* Dog in the Sand *
France
1973 Posts |
Posted - 01/20/2004 : 15:43:40
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Hey, I didn't start this thread.
I am 24 but I am not dating a 15 year old. I WOULD find it weird if someone did, though I wouldn't say he/she is insane.
Owen brilliantly pointed out the fact that it pretty much sounded like Lolita from Nabokov, on which I started a thread a week or two ago.
Made a film
I made it through the window.
Who's that star I cast? All wrapped up in her winter wardrobe. She hurries by so fast. |
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GoddessTheory
= Cult of Ray =
USA
675 Posts |
Posted - 01/20/2004 : 16:54:11
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Originally posted by Adnan_le_Terrible
Hey, I didn't start this thread.
I am 24 but I am not dating a 15 year old. I WOULD find it weird if someone did, though I wouldn't say he/she is insane.
Owen brilliantly pointed out the fact that it pretty much sounded like Lolita from Nabokov, on which I started a thread a week or two ago.
Made a film
I made it through the window.
Who's that star I cast? All wrapped up in her winter wardrobe. She hurries by so fast.
OH I GET IT...you were just making a joke. You were joking about being Twentywhatever and dating a 15 year old.
I GET IT.
You French....HIGH-LARRY-US
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Adnan_le_Terrible
* Dog in the Sand *
France
1973 Posts |
Posted - 01/20/2004 : 17:03:22
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I am deeply sorry we French don't meet your standards of humour, Jennifer. My next thread we'll be more instructive, about the way the dolphins communicate. At least I will be able to mention the only popular Frenchman in the world: Jacques Cousteau.
Made a film
I made it through the window.
Who's that star I cast? All wrapped up in her winter wardrobe. She hurries by so fast. |
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The King Of Karaoke
> Teenager of the Year <
USA
3759 Posts |
Posted - 01/20/2004 : 23:00:26
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GOOD LORD! This is supposed to be a humorous thread!
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Edited by - The King Of Karaoke on 01/20/2004 23:19:33 |
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speedy_m
= Frankofile =
Canada
3581 Posts |
Posted - 01/20/2004 : 23:05:03
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| GTheory, perhaps you could share with the group: are you actually displeased in some way, or merely responding to Adnan in a sarcastic way? |
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Malax
* Dog in the Sand *
United Kingdom
1340 Posts |
Posted - 01/21/2004 : 06:59:27
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Im willing to bet its a bit of both.
Its so not shocking that a 21 y/o would go out with a 15 y/o some people have no problem with doing that to them its alot about sex. They know youngens will go with them cos they are old and 'cool' bit of work and BANG. Quite literally.
Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, Sugar Is Sweet...Im Gonna Break Your Face. |
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mcmikey
= Cult of Ray =
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Posted - 01/21/2004 : 12:39:28
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I think she's just a little mad because she didn't get it....at all....in the slightest......
I dreamed I dream |
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The King Of Karaoke
> Teenager of the Year <
USA
3759 Posts |
Posted - 01/21/2004 : 12:56:26
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Very important note to self: Must be sure to inform GoddesTheory when joking, and when not!
You know, so that way she'll know when I'm joking, and when I'm not. |
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mcmikey
= Cult of Ray =
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Posted - 01/21/2004 : 12:59:47
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is that you're new quote? instead of the blow-up doll thing?
and more importantly, is that supposed to be a joke? you should probably clarify for everyone
I dreamed I dream |
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The King Of Karaoke
> Teenager of the Year <
USA
3759 Posts |
Posted - 01/21/2004 : 13:07:24
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| Being serious. That should actually read - Very important note to everyone! |
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GoddessTheory
= Cult of Ray =
USA
675 Posts |
Posted - 01/21/2004 : 13:13:06
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I said I get it...it's a joke. Didn't you read that? And it was so funny my sides hurted. How much more clear can I get?
And by the way, just because someone found a joke to be lame, doesn't mean they are offended by it.
Maybe it was lame because it wasn't funny. Not in a "Hey Pedophiles aren't funny" kinda way but more in a "Someone told a joke that failed to procure laughter because the comedy was not there, the thing that makes a joke funny did not work, and the joke did not work."
A lame joke: Hey, why did the microwave fly to the Sienne? Because I am aware that sometimes my grandmother ate windmill cookies.
See, it's stupid, it's not funny and it doesn't make sense. Absurd, yes! Confusing, Yes...Pointless? Most definitely yes.
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mcmikey
= Cult of Ray =
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Posted - 01/21/2004 : 13:16:11
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I found Adnan's joke about dating the 15year old pretty funny. It wasn't absurd (it was fairly fitting with the topic), it wasn't confusing, and it wasn't pointless.
We're just having a little fun based on your serious tone
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GoddessTheory
= Cult of Ray =
USA
675 Posts |
Posted - 01/21/2004 : 13:16:55
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Originally posted by The King Of Karaoke
Very important note to self: Must be sure to inform GoddesTheory when joking, and when not!
You know, so that way she'll know when I'm joking, and when I'm not.
You better do that. It'd be nice to know when you attempt a joke so I can dole out some sympathy laughter.
If you don't, I just might not recognize it at all and go about my life without a frigging care in the world.
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mcmikey
= Cult of Ray =
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Posted - 01/21/2004 : 13:21:20
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I think he meant more so you don't get upset thinking that he's serious.
But I could be wrong.
I dreamed I dream |
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The King Of Karaoke
> Teenager of the Year <
USA
3759 Posts |
Posted - 01/21/2004 : 13:25:48
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Sounds like you have too many cares! Please don't read my Siegfried nonsense. I can't take anymore criticisim. I'm in the fetal position under my computer desk right now.
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Edited by - The King Of Karaoke on 01/22/2004 21:30:20 |
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mcmikey
= Cult of Ray =
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Posted - 01/21/2004 : 14:31:31
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it's underneath your inflatable Siegfried doll
I dreamed I dream |
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Cheeseman1000
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Iceland
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Posted - 01/21/2004 : 16:21:07
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Maybe it was lame because it wasn't funny. Not in a "Hey Pedophiles aren't funny" kinda way but more in a "Someone told a joke that failed to procure laughter because the comedy was not there, the thing that makes a joke funny did not work, and the joke did not work."
Paedophiles are funny, Chris Morris proved that:
"We're talking Nonce Sense"
"I joined the Cult Of Cheese/E-Damn!" |
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Adnan_le_Terrible
* Dog in the Sand *
France
1973 Posts |
Posted - 01/22/2004 : 01:18:41
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Originally posted by GoddessTheory
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Originally posted by The King Of Karaoke
Very important note to self: Must be sure to inform GoddesTheory when joking, and when not!
You know, so that way she'll know when I'm joking, and when I'm not.
You better do that. It'd be nice to know when you attempt a joke so I can dole out some sympathy laughter.
If you don't, I just might not recognize it at all and go about my life without a frigging care in the world.
Jennifer is not kidding about humour...it's serious stuff.
She is right. I mean, there are people earning their living by being funny. If they are not funny, they starve to death.
Luckily, in France we have the Social Security. You can make lame jokes, and survive. And if your jokes are very, very lame, you even get an award, like Jerry Lewis.
You see, no reason to get upset. It's all about cultural differences.
He says "c'est la vie" and takes another dive. |
Edited by - Adnan_le_Terrible on 01/22/2004 01:21:49 |
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GoddessTheory
= Cult of Ray =
USA
675 Posts |
Posted - 01/22/2004 : 06:51:21
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You are probably greatful for that.
Hungry? |
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mcmikey
= Cult of Ray =
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Posted - 01/22/2004 : 09:56:22
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what's greatful mean
I dreamed I dream |
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GoddessTheory
= Cult of Ray =
USA
675 Posts |
Posted - 01/22/2004 : 09:59:05
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| It means you can't think of anything better to do than bother people about not spelling correctly. That's what it means. |
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Adnan_le_Terrible
* Dog in the Sand *
France
1973 Posts |
Posted - 01/22/2004 : 10:02:59
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quote:
Originally posted by GoddessTheory
It means you can't think of anything better to do than bother people about not spelling correctly. That's what it means.
You see, Jennifer, I saw your horrible mistake as well, but as a perfect gentleman, I ignored it. You're such a beautiful girl, Jennifer...
He says "c'est la vie" and takes another dive. |
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GoddessTheory
= Cult of Ray =
USA
675 Posts |
Posted - 01/22/2004 : 10:07:24
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| That's why you are Adnan LE TERRIBLE and he is just lil mcmikey. |
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Adnan_le_Terrible
* Dog in the Sand *
France
1973 Posts |
Posted - 01/22/2004 : 10:07:34
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Oh and Jennifer, yes I'm hungry....grrrrrrrrrrr
He says "c'est la vie" and takes another dive. |
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GoddessTheory
= Cult of Ray =
USA
675 Posts |
Posted - 01/22/2004 : 10:09:18
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| And can it with the "beautiful girl" shtick...it gets you nowhere and it gets you there fast. |
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