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The King Of Karaoke
> Teenager of the Year <

USA
3759 Posts

Posted - 01/19/2004 :  09:39:36  Show Profile
What's up fellow Frank Black fanatics?
I need someones opinion.
When the Olsen twins were baby's they sure were ugly little scamps!
I'm not sure if you've noticed but, they're not baby's anymore!
Is it wrong for a thirty six year old man to think the Olsen twins are super hot?



Note to self - YES!! Thank's to Spudboy's advice, making love to blow up doll is better than advertised!! Side note to self: Mad Dog 20/20. It isn't just for high school dances anymore!

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Cult_Of_Frank
= Black Noise Maker =

Canada
11687 Posts

Posted - 01/19/2004 :  09:41:09  Show Profile  Visit Cult_Of_Frank's Homepage
Uh, you can't post an image from your own computer, it needs to be on the internet...


"Join the Cult of Frank / And you'll be enlightened"
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The King Of Karaoke
> Teenager of the Year <

USA
3759 Posts

Posted - 01/19/2004 :  09:41:57  Show Profile
Oh yeah and what if he's felt that way for a few years now?



Note to self - YES!! Thank's to Spudboy's advice, making love to blow up doll is better than advertised!! Side note to self: Mad Dog 20/20. It isn't just for high school dances anymore!

Edited by - The King Of Karaoke on 01/19/2004 11:12:36
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The King Of Karaoke
> Teenager of the Year <

USA
3759 Posts

Posted - 01/19/2004 :  09:43:11  Show Profile
how do you do this? this is ruining my humor attempts

Note to self - YES!! Thank's to Spudboy's advice, making love to blow up doll is better than advertised!! Side note to self: Mad Dog 20/20. It isn't just for high school dances anymore!
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Cheeseman1000
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<

Iceland
8201 Posts

Posted - 01/19/2004 :  09:51:04  Show Profile  Visit Cheeseman1000's Homepage
Find the pic on the web, right-click, properties, copy the address in the dialogue, then paste it here between [ img ] and [ /img ] (obviously don't use spaces).
Google Image Search is quite fun for ths sort of thang...


"I joined the Cult Of Cheese/E-Damn!"
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The King Of Karaoke
> Teenager of the Year <

USA
3759 Posts

Posted - 01/19/2004 :  09:53:08  Show Profile
oh hoh? un momento senor

Note to self - YES!! Thank's to Spudboy's advice, making love to blow up doll is better than advertised!! Side note to self: Mad Dog 20/20. It isn't just for high school dances anymore!
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GoddessTheory
= Cult of Ray =

USA
675 Posts

Posted - 01/19/2004 :  10:31:00  Show Profile
But boys...they aren't legal yet.
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speedy_m
= Frankofile =

Canada
3581 Posts

Posted - 01/19/2004 :  10:57:20  Show Profile
Perhaps that's why he's wondering if it is "wrong" for him to like them.
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GoddessTheory
= Cult of Ray =

USA
675 Posts

Posted - 01/19/2004 :  10:58:55  Show Profile
Don't you think they looked like pink chimpanzees when they were little?
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Carolynanna
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<

Canada
6556 Posts

Posted - 01/19/2004 :  11:00:03  Show Profile
Haha Mike, that reminds me of when you said they are the 3rd thing to spur the mollusk....ah funny stuff.
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GoddessTheory
= Cult of Ray =

USA
675 Posts

Posted - 01/19/2004 :  11:01:57  Show Profile
All I know is that Playboy will sell a trillion copies when they get them girls to do a shoot.
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speedy_m
= Frankofile =

Canada
3581 Posts

Posted - 01/19/2004 :  11:11:52  Show Profile
The 2nd and the 3rd thing, in fact. Yes, when Playboy strikes the deal, they will spur a great many mollusks from the sand, I'm sure.
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The King Of Karaoke
> Teenager of the Year <

USA
3759 Posts

Posted - 01/19/2004 :  11:11:55  Show Profile
Note to self: Olsen Twin humor not worth the time, effort or potential for legal ramifications.
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GoddessTheory
= Cult of Ray =

USA
675 Posts

Posted - 01/19/2004 :  11:15:04  Show Profile
http://www.brokennewz.com/reports/olsentwins.asp

Here is a countdown till when they are legal. Have fun.
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speedy_m
= Frankofile =

Canada
3581 Posts

Posted - 01/19/2004 :  11:20:45  Show Profile
Sounds like you're more interested in this than the King, Goddess....
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GoddessTheory
= Cult of Ray =

USA
675 Posts

Posted - 01/19/2004 :  11:34:27  Show Profile
Are you making up scenarios in your mind?

just contributing to the "when will they be legal" aspect of the topic.

Now settle down.
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The King Of Karaoke
> Teenager of the Year <

USA
3759 Posts

Posted - 01/19/2004 :  11:42:09  Show Profile
It took me two hours to get a photo to download off the internet.
Initially I pulled it to my desktop and then from there into this lame attempt at humor. I guess that is a internet forum no-no. Oh well. Better next time.

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Carl
- A 'Fifth' Catholic -

Ireland
11546 Posts

Posted - 01/19/2004 :  11:59:34  Show Profile
They've made an industry out of two chirpy, clean-cut, all-American teens. Oh, wait, there's nothing strange about that...

CARL.
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Cheeseman1000
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<

Iceland
8201 Posts

Posted - 01/19/2004 :  16:01:20  Show Profile  Visit Cheeseman1000's Homepage
In the UK, the legal age is 16 (not that anyone pays much attention).
Bring em over and give em a good rogering, I can see you want to...


"I joined the Cult Of Cheese/E-Damn!"
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El Barto
= Song DB Master =

USA
4020 Posts

Posted - 01/19/2004 :  17:48:08  Show Profile  Visit El Barto's Homepage
Fuck what everyone else says, they're hot. They're bitches, though, at least it seems. They seem very empty.


"I joined the Cult of Clops / If I were you, I'd sleep with one eye open."
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IceCream
= Quote Accumulator =

USA
1850 Posts

Posted - 01/19/2004 :  17:58:57  Show Profile  Visit IceCream's Homepage
Yes, they are attractive, but there are millions of attractive people in the world.
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Malax
* Dog in the Sand *

United Kingdom
1340 Posts

Posted - 01/19/2004 :  18:32:16  Show Profile
I found them attractive in a 'they'd get spit roasted when they are a bit older'. The time is now. Laws like this count for shit, like smoking and drinking, they are seen as rules to be broken by kids. I however have only broken one of the 3 laws. I'll keep which one to myself. ;)


Joking

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue...Im Gonna Break Your Face.
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El Barto
= Song DB Master =

USA
4020 Posts

Posted - 01/19/2004 :  21:12:14  Show Profile  Visit El Barto's Homepage
Spit roasted...haha...my australian friend clued me into this phrase. Funny shit.


"I joined the Cult of Clops / If I were you, I'd sleep with one eye open."
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NO.13Girl
- FB Fan -

USA
78 Posts

Posted - 01/19/2004 :  21:56:24  Show Profile  Visit NO.13Girl's Homepage  Click to see NO.13Girl's MSN Messenger address
oh come on....their noses look funny


"I joined the Cult of Frank / Aren't I Special?"
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GoddessTheory
= Cult of Ray =

USA
675 Posts

Posted - 01/20/2004 :  07:31:48  Show Profile
By "spit-roasted" do you mean....?

Oh.
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Adnan_le_Terrible
* Dog in the Sand *

France
1973 Posts

Posted - 01/20/2004 :  07:35:58  Show Profile  Visit Adnan_le_Terrible's Homepage
My girlfriend is 15.



Round round, up and down, through the streets of your town.
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Cheeseman1000
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<

Iceland
8201 Posts

Posted - 01/20/2004 :  07:49:27  Show Profile  Visit Cheeseman1000's Homepage
That depends on how old you are, its hard to tell from your pic.
I have a friend who's 21 and his girlfriend is 15. Thats just wrong, right?


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GoddessTheory
= Cult of Ray =

USA
675 Posts

Posted - 01/20/2004 :  08:19:37  Show Profile
imo - Yes. No matter what anyone says, the 15 yr old girl has a lot of changing and learning to do to catch up with someone who's 21.
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Adnan_le_Terrible
* Dog in the Sand *

France
1973 Posts

Posted - 01/20/2004 :  08:49:39  Show Profile  Visit Adnan_le_Terrible's Homepage
I'm 24.



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Adnan_le_Terrible
* Dog in the Sand *

France
1973 Posts

Posted - 01/20/2004 :  08:51:53  Show Profile  Visit Adnan_le_Terrible's Homepage
I used to give her maths lessons. It's okay, her parents like me.



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GoddessTheory
= Cult of Ray =

USA
675 Posts

Posted - 01/20/2004 :  08:58:49  Show Profile
Are you looking for a reaction?
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Adnan_le_Terrible
* Dog in the Sand *

France
1973 Posts

Posted - 01/20/2004 :  09:11:15  Show Profile  Visit Adnan_le_Terrible's Homepage
No, just saying that I don't think that dating a 15 year old girl means you're a pervert. Actually, I didn't ask her out, she did. She is a pretty mature girl, both physically and mentally.

I'm sorry if you find that shocking, Jennifer, but I didn't do it because I am a paedophile or something...I really love her.



Made a film
I made it through the window.
Who's that star I cast? All wrapped up in her winter wardrobe. She hurries by so fast.
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Owen
- FB Fan -

USA
165 Posts

Posted - 01/20/2004 :  09:27:24  Show Profile
So what recently read book are you going to act out next?
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Adnan_le_Terrible
* Dog in the Sand *

France
1973 Posts

Posted - 01/20/2004 :  09:40:14  Show Profile  Visit Adnan_le_Terrible's Homepage
quote:
Originally posted by Owen

So what recently read book are you going to act out next?



Mmmm, the Catcher in the Rye, probably. It has to be a book I read in English? Cause I only read Salinger and Nabokov in English.

However, my ex-girlfriend was 19, which still makes quite a difference (5 years). I tend to agree that dating a 15-year old girl is kinda weird, though.



Made a film
I made it through the window.
Who's that star I cast? All wrapped up in her winter wardrobe. She hurries by so fast.
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floop
= Wannabe Volunteer =

Mexico
15297 Posts

Posted - 01/20/2004 :  09:40:39  Show Profile
quote:
Originally posted by Cheeseman1000

In the UK, the legal age is 16 (not that anyone pays much attention).
Bring em over and give em a good rogering, I can see you want to...


"I joined the Cult Of Cheese/E-Damn!"



the legal age is 16 in Hawaii too.

not that i know that.

by the way, what's a "rogering"?
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Adnan_le_Terrible
* Dog in the Sand *

France
1973 Posts

Posted - 01/20/2004 :  09:42:24  Show Profile  Visit Adnan_le_Terrible's Homepage
Oh, and that Maths teaching stuff was true, actually.



Made a film
I made it through the window.
Who's that star I cast? All wrapped up in her winter wardrobe. She hurries by so fast.
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