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The King Of Karaoke
> Teenager of the Year <
USA
3759 Posts |
Posted - 01/19/2004 : 09:39:36
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What's up fellow Frank Black fanatics? I need someones opinion. When the Olsen twins were baby's they sure were ugly little scamps! I'm not sure if you've noticed but, they're not baby's anymore! Is it wrong for a thirty six year old man to think the Olsen twins are super hot?
Note to self - YES!! Thank's to Spudboy's advice, making love to blow up doll is better than advertised!! Side note to self: Mad Dog 20/20. It isn't just for high school dances anymore! |
Edited by - The King Of Karaoke on 01/19/2004 10:29:31 |
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Cult_Of_Frank
= Black Noise Maker =
Canada
11687 Posts |
Posted - 01/19/2004 : 09:41:09
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Uh, you can't post an image from your own computer, it needs to be on the internet...
"Join the Cult of Frank / And you'll be enlightened" |
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The King Of Karaoke
> Teenager of the Year <
USA
3759 Posts |
Posted - 01/19/2004 : 09:41:57
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Oh yeah and what if he's felt that way for a few years now?
Note to self - YES!! Thank's to Spudboy's advice, making love to blow up doll is better than advertised!! Side note to self: Mad Dog 20/20. It isn't just for high school dances anymore! |
Edited by - The King Of Karaoke on 01/19/2004 11:12:36 |
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The King Of Karaoke
> Teenager of the Year <
USA
3759 Posts |
Posted - 01/19/2004 : 09:43:11
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how do you do this? this is ruining my humor attempts
Note to self - YES!! Thank's to Spudboy's advice, making love to blow up doll is better than advertised!! Side note to self: Mad Dog 20/20. It isn't just for high school dances anymore! |
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Cheeseman1000
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Iceland
8201 Posts |
Posted - 01/19/2004 : 09:51:04
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Find the pic on the web, right-click, properties, copy the address in the dialogue, then paste it here between [ img ] and [ /img ] (obviously don't use spaces). Google Image Search is quite fun for ths sort of thang...
"I joined the Cult Of Cheese/E-Damn!" |
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The King Of Karaoke
> Teenager of the Year <
USA
3759 Posts |
Posted - 01/19/2004 : 09:53:08
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oh hoh? un momento senor
Note to self - YES!! Thank's to Spudboy's advice, making love to blow up doll is better than advertised!! Side note to self: Mad Dog 20/20. It isn't just for high school dances anymore! |
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GoddessTheory
= Cult of Ray =
USA
675 Posts |
Posted - 01/19/2004 : 10:31:00
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But boys...they aren't legal yet. |
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speedy_m
= Frankofile =
Canada
3581 Posts |
Posted - 01/19/2004 : 10:57:20
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Perhaps that's why he's wondering if it is "wrong" for him to like them. |
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GoddessTheory
= Cult of Ray =
USA
675 Posts |
Posted - 01/19/2004 : 10:58:55
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Don't you think they looked like pink chimpanzees when they were little? |
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Carolynanna
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Canada
6556 Posts |
Posted - 01/19/2004 : 11:00:03
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Haha Mike, that reminds me of when you said they are the 3rd thing to spur the mollusk....ah funny stuff. |
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GoddessTheory
= Cult of Ray =
USA
675 Posts |
Posted - 01/19/2004 : 11:01:57
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All I know is that Playboy will sell a trillion copies when they get them girls to do a shoot. |
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speedy_m
= Frankofile =
Canada
3581 Posts |
Posted - 01/19/2004 : 11:11:52
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The 2nd and the 3rd thing, in fact. Yes, when Playboy strikes the deal, they will spur a great many mollusks from the sand, I'm sure. |
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The King Of Karaoke
> Teenager of the Year <
USA
3759 Posts |
Posted - 01/19/2004 : 11:11:55
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Note to self: Olsen Twin humor not worth the time, effort or potential for legal ramifications. |
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GoddessTheory
= Cult of Ray =
USA
675 Posts |
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speedy_m
= Frankofile =
Canada
3581 Posts |
Posted - 01/19/2004 : 11:20:45
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Sounds like you're more interested in this than the King, Goddess.... |
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GoddessTheory
= Cult of Ray =
USA
675 Posts |
Posted - 01/19/2004 : 11:34:27
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Are you making up scenarios in your mind?
just contributing to the "when will they be legal" aspect of the topic.
Now settle down. |
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The King Of Karaoke
> Teenager of the Year <
USA
3759 Posts |
Posted - 01/19/2004 : 11:42:09
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It took me two hours to get a photo to download off the internet. Initially I pulled it to my desktop and then from there into this lame attempt at humor. I guess that is a internet forum no-no. Oh well. Better next time.
Note to self - YES!! Thank's to Spudboy's advice, making love to blow up doll is better than advertised!! Side note to self: Mad Dog 20/20. It isn't just for high school dances anymore! |
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Carl
- A 'Fifth' Catholic -
Ireland
11546 Posts |
Posted - 01/19/2004 : 11:59:34
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They've made an industry out of two chirpy, clean-cut, all-American teens. Oh, wait, there's nothing strange about that...
CARL. |
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Cheeseman1000
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Iceland
8201 Posts |
Posted - 01/19/2004 : 16:01:20
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In the UK, the legal age is 16 (not that anyone pays much attention). Bring em over and give em a good rogering, I can see you want to...
"I joined the Cult Of Cheese/E-Damn!" |
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El Barto
= Song DB Master =
USA
4020 Posts |
Posted - 01/19/2004 : 17:48:08
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Fuck what everyone else says, they're hot. They're bitches, though, at least it seems. They seem very empty.
"I joined the Cult of Clops / If I were you, I'd sleep with one eye open." |
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IceCream
= Quote Accumulator =
USA
1850 Posts |
Posted - 01/19/2004 : 17:58:57
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Yes, they are attractive, but there are millions of attractive people in the world. |
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Malax
* Dog in the Sand *
United Kingdom
1340 Posts |
Posted - 01/19/2004 : 18:32:16
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I found them attractive in a 'they'd get spit roasted when they are a bit older'. The time is now. Laws like this count for shit, like smoking and drinking, they are seen as rules to be broken by kids. I however have only broken one of the 3 laws. I'll keep which one to myself. ;)
Joking
Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue...Im Gonna Break Your Face. |
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El Barto
= Song DB Master =
USA
4020 Posts |
Posted - 01/19/2004 : 21:12:14
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Spit roasted...haha...my australian friend clued me into this phrase. Funny shit.
"I joined the Cult of Clops / If I were you, I'd sleep with one eye open." |
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NO.13Girl
- FB Fan -
USA
78 Posts |
Posted - 01/19/2004 : 21:56:24
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oh come on....their noses look funny
"I joined the Cult of Frank / Aren't I Special?"
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GoddessTheory
= Cult of Ray =
USA
675 Posts |
Posted - 01/20/2004 : 07:31:48
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By "spit-roasted" do you mean....?
Oh. |
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Adnan_le_Terrible
* Dog in the Sand *
France
1973 Posts |
Posted - 01/20/2004 : 07:35:58
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My girlfriend is 15.
Round round, up and down, through the streets of your town. |
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Cheeseman1000
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Iceland
8201 Posts |
Posted - 01/20/2004 : 07:49:27
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That depends on how old you are, its hard to tell from your pic. I have a friend who's 21 and his girlfriend is 15. Thats just wrong, right?
"I joined the Cult Of Cheese/E-Damn!" |
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GoddessTheory
= Cult of Ray =
USA
675 Posts |
Posted - 01/20/2004 : 08:19:37
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imo - Yes. No matter what anyone says, the 15 yr old girl has a lot of changing and learning to do to catch up with someone who's 21. |
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Adnan_le_Terrible
* Dog in the Sand *
France
1973 Posts |
Posted - 01/20/2004 : 08:49:39
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I'm 24.
Round round, up and down, through the streets of your town. |
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Adnan_le_Terrible
* Dog in the Sand *
France
1973 Posts |
Posted - 01/20/2004 : 08:51:53
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I used to give her maths lessons. It's okay, her parents like me.
Round round, up and down, through the streets of your town. |
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GoddessTheory
= Cult of Ray =
USA
675 Posts |
Posted - 01/20/2004 : 08:58:49
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Are you looking for a reaction? |
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Adnan_le_Terrible
* Dog in the Sand *
France
1973 Posts |
Posted - 01/20/2004 : 09:11:15
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No, just saying that I don't think that dating a 15 year old girl means you're a pervert. Actually, I didn't ask her out, she did. She is a pretty mature girl, both physically and mentally.
I'm sorry if you find that shocking, Jennifer, but I didn't do it because I am a paedophile or something...I really love her.
Made a film I made it through the window. Who's that star I cast? All wrapped up in her winter wardrobe. She hurries by so fast. |
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Owen
- FB Fan -
USA
165 Posts |
Posted - 01/20/2004 : 09:27:24
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So what recently read book are you going to act out next? |
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Adnan_le_Terrible
* Dog in the Sand *
France
1973 Posts |
Posted - 01/20/2004 : 09:40:14
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quote: Originally posted by Owen
So what recently read book are you going to act out next?
Mmmm, the Catcher in the Rye, probably. It has to be a book I read in English? Cause I only read Salinger and Nabokov in English.
However, my ex-girlfriend was 19, which still makes quite a difference (5 years). I tend to agree that dating a 15-year old girl is kinda weird, though.
Made a film I made it through the window. Who's that star I cast? All wrapped up in her winter wardrobe. She hurries by so fast. |
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floop
= Wannabe Volunteer =
Mexico
15297 Posts |
Posted - 01/20/2004 : 09:40:39
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quote: Originally posted by Cheeseman1000
In the UK, the legal age is 16 (not that anyone pays much attention). Bring em over and give em a good rogering, I can see you want to...
"I joined the Cult Of Cheese/E-Damn!"
the legal age is 16 in Hawaii too.
not that i know that.
by the way, what's a "rogering"? |
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Adnan_le_Terrible
* Dog in the Sand *
France
1973 Posts |
Posted - 01/20/2004 : 09:42:24
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Oh, and that Maths teaching stuff was true, actually.
Made a film I made it through the window. Who's that star I cast? All wrapped up in her winter wardrobe. She hurries by so fast. |
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