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Adnan_le_Terrible
* Dog in the Sand *
France
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apl4eris
~ Abstract Brain ~
USA
4800 Posts |
 Posted - 01/15/2004 : 10:54:57
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Here's the english translation: from http://www.systranbox.com/systran/box
A sick Swiss nurse of love condemned to look after itself:
A Swiss nurse who had terrorized a doctor septuagénaire by disappointment in love was condemned Thursday to follow a therapy by a court of Zurich, which considered to be that it was not responsible for its actes.Pendant nearly two years, until April 2002, the nurse, 40 years old, had terrorized the 74 year old doctor that it venerated and with which it had fallen in love, but which had pushed back it. According to defense, the man would have initially answered his avances.Au beginning, the woman called his victim several times per day. Then it started to destroy objects which belonged to him, to its glasses and its denture. Lastly, it was caught some directly with him, pushing it in the escaliers.Le court rejected a prison sentence, considering that the defendant suffered from personality disorders and was unable of discernement.La request for compensation formulated by the plaintiff was rejected and a penal procedure was also open against him, to have exploited the situation of distress of the nurse. According to defense, the doctor would have benefitted sexually from the nurse, which it lunatic.
edit: sorry for the rough translation - I think it may be more unintelligible than in the original language heheh.
 What da ya want for nothing? ... a rubber biscuit? |
Edited by - apl4eris on 01/15/2004 10:57:22 |
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Carl
- A 'Fifth' Catholic -
Ireland
11546 Posts |
Posted - 01/15/2004 : 10:56:40
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Ah ken speek the leetle French, non?
Non.
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Adnan_le_Terrible
* Dog in the Sand *
France
1973 Posts |
Posted - 01/15/2004 : 10:58:00
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FUCK, how did you manage to read my hyperlink, I cannot open it and i'm trying to edit for 10 minutes now
I see a ship in a harbour. |
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apl4eris
~ Abstract Brain ~
USA
4800 Posts |
Posted - 01/15/2004 : 10:59:14
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cut-n-paste, ol chap.
What da ya want for nothing? ... a rubber biscuit? |
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Adnan_le_Terrible
* Dog in the Sand *
France
1973 Posts |
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Adnan_le_Terrible
* Dog in the Sand *
France
1973 Posts |
Posted - 01/15/2004 : 11:02:53
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Come on, what's that ?
I see a ship in a harbour. |
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Cult_Of_Frank
= Black Noise Maker =
Canada
11690 Posts |
Posted - 01/15/2004 : 11:22:34
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It thinks those 'at' symbols are part of an email URL so you replace them with percent 40's and you're set.
 "Join the Cult of Frank / And you'll be enlightened" |
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Adnan_le_Terrible
* Dog in the Sand *
France
1973 Posts |
Posted - 01/15/2004 : 11:25:49
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Thanks Dean
I see a ship in a harbour. |
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Cult_Of_Frank
= Black Noise Maker =
Canada
11690 Posts |
Posted - 01/15/2004 : 11:27:59
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Pas de problem.
"Join the Cult of Frank / And you'll be enlightened" |
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vilainde
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Niue
7446 Posts |
Posted - 01/16/2004 : 01:42:33
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Very funny indeed.
Denis
"I joined the cult of Cult of Frank/Turns out he's the stupidest person on Earth" |
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SpudBoy
= Cult of Ray =
Equatorial Guinea
649 Posts |
Posted - 01/17/2004 : 19:10:28
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Merde! I have spent considerable time in Zurich - the Swiss are a bit odd, but that's why I love it there. It's anarchic in such an orderly and polite way.
Seriously Dean, you can't go around fixing things if you want me to keep voting for you.
 I looked for a cult to join, then decided to just play "Sink". Hey! I sank the LaBrea Tar Pits! |
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Adnan_le_Terrible
* Dog in the Sand *
France
1973 Posts |
Posted - 01/17/2004 : 19:30:49
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Hell I hope all Swiss are not as nuts as these two. A nurse who smashes a 75-year-old doctor's glasses because she is in love with him...
Now virtually everyone's singing a Pixies song / But I still believe in the excellent joy of Frank Black |
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apl4eris
~ Abstract Brain ~
USA
4800 Posts |
Posted - 01/17/2004 : 19:44:29
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Others have done even crazier things for love. Just look at Pepe Le pew!
What da ya want for nothing? ... a rubber biscuit? |
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Adnan_le_Terrible
* Dog in the Sand *
France
1973 Posts |
Posted - 01/18/2004 : 02:43:43
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Yes, but Pépé is French.
That's what many people think about the French : stinky and horny !!!
Now virtually everyone's singing a Pixies song / But I still believe in the excellent joy of Frank Black |
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SpudBoy
= Cult of Ray =
Equatorial Guinea
649 Posts |
Posted - 01/18/2004 : 09:47:54
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Well for the sake of fairness, it should be noted that the Swiss dialect of German is heavily infused with French. Significant cultural bleed-over as well...not that I would be implying anything, though. 
I looked for a cult to join, then decided to just play "Sink". Hey! I sank the LaBrea Tar Pits! |
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SpudBoy
= Cult of Ray =
Equatorial Guinea
649 Posts |
Posted - 01/18/2004 : 09:47:54
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Well for the sake of fairness, it should be noted that the Swiss dialect of German is heavily infused with French. Significant cultural bleed-over as well...not that I would be implying anything, though.
I looked for a cult to join, then decided to just play "Sink". Hey! I sank the LaBrea Tar Pits! |
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apl4eris
~ Abstract Brain ~
USA
4800 Posts |
Posted - 01/18/2004 : 10:07:37
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Yes he is French. Exactly.   Juste une plaisanterie amicale (I hope I said that correctly)
What da ya want for nothing? ... a rubber biscuit? |
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Adnan_le_Terrible
* Dog in the Sand *
France
1973 Posts |
Posted - 01/18/2004 : 14:54:27
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Yes you did...
Now virtually everyone's singing a Pixies song / But I still believe in the excellent joy of Frank Black |
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Carl
- A 'Fifth' Catholic -
Ireland
11546 Posts |
Posted - 01/19/2004 : 06:03:59
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Did'nt Cult Of Ray go top-ten in France?
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Carl
- A 'Fifth' Catholic -
Ireland
11546 Posts |
Posted - 01/19/2004 : 06:03:59
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Did'nt Cult Of Ray go top-ten in France?
CARL. |
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Adnan_le_Terrible
* Dog in the Sand *
France
1973 Posts |
Posted - 01/19/2004 : 07:09:44
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Maybe not top ten, but it did pretty well...
The critics were way more enthousiastic about COR than TOTY and the yellow/orange album. They are really stupid.
Now virtually everyone's singing a Pixies song / But I still believe in the excellent joy of Frank Black |
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GoddessTheory
= Cult of Ray =
USA
675 Posts |
Posted - 01/19/2004 : 07:16:16
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French critics raved about COR?
You know, the French critics love Jerry Lewis as well. |
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GoddessTheory
= Cult of Ray =
USA
675 Posts |
Posted - 01/19/2004 : 07:16:16
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French critics raved about COR?
You know, the French critics love Jerry Lewis as well. |
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Carl
- A 'Fifth' Catholic -
Ireland
11546 Posts |
Posted - 01/19/2004 : 08:09:47
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Yeah, I heard it did well...some years back, MTV europe featured him a lot, considering he kind of faded commercially soon after he went solo.
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