I can't believe people use bottled Clamato Juice. The right way to do it is to cut a funnel shaped hole into a tomato and put a bunch of clams into a potato ricer. Then squeeze. Only weaklings strain the chunky parts out. This is incredible with two parts red wine and one part dill pickle brine to one part of the juice as made above.
As far as other combos, I like to drink: Cocaine (Coca-Cola and Novacaine) Whipped Cream (Whipped Potatoes and Bryl Creem) Brain Drain (Squirrel Brains and Drano) ITSNOTATUMOR (Snot, one tumor)
I looked for a cult to join, then decided to just play "Sink". Hey! I sank the LaBrea Tar Pits!