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Hordak
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 Posted - 12/18/2003 : 19:18:08
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Well, hohoho, everyone! Hordak here. I'm scheduled to play Santa again in this year's Christmas parade here in Laramie. I'm very excited about the whole affair. I love being around kids, listening to them ramble on about how they want i-pods and game boy advances and the like. When I was young, I wanted an Erector Set. Ah, how times have changed. An i-what??!!
Well, ironically enough, the infamous Steve goes to my church, and he is playing one of my elves this year. He went out for the part of Santa, but I got it due to my *ahem* advanced size, whereas Steve is a little skinny bastard. So now I have to act with him in the Christmas parade. But, I guess that's okay, because we have to make appearances down at the Pamida (a local grocery store) and I get to boss him around all I want. Have sex with every girl in my life, will ya??!! HA! I get to boss you around a little bit in a Christmas parade!
My holiday is set. |
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apl4eris
~ Abstract Brain ~
USA
4800 Posts |
Posted - 12/19/2003 : 07:26:22
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Good luck there, the scenario sounds thoroughly surreal. Just don't fart near the gas tank, Hordak! ;)
 Swedish Chef's "Dumpling of Wisdom": Øder tis moodle in der noggin tu smacken der ouchey und vinger-slingers ur to smacken-backen und fix de morkin, yøobetcha! |
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STITCHES
= Cult of Ray =
USA
915 Posts |
Posted - 12/19/2003 : 07:28:34
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I think, when nobody's looking, you should knife him and blame it one an inner-city Laramie youth
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SpudBoy
= Cult of Ray =
Equatorial Guinea
649 Posts |
Posted - 12/20/2003 : 09:30:19
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I want to get a link to the video of Santa beating the crap out of an elf once this is all done - make sure there are cameras present. Is this the same Steve as is Steve-o of the brownie making? That would be way fucked up.
 I looked for a cult to join, then decided to just play "Sink". Hey! I sank the LaBrea Tar Pits! |
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