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remig
* Dog in the Sand *
France
1734 Posts |
 Posted - 12/15/2003 : 11:19:26
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I suggest we place him and Milosevic in a flat with cameras just like in Big Brother (Loft story in France).
To win their food, they should contest in some humiliating game (dressed like babys, body painting).
I hope we'll have in Kim Jong Il soon!
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STITCHES
= Cult of Ray =
USA
915 Posts |
Posted - 12/15/2003 : 11:20:51
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I'd invest in a satellite dish for that, remig!
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Steak n Sabre
* Dog in the Sand *
Uzbekistan
1013 Posts |
Posted - 12/15/2003 : 11:36:04
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I'd hire him to be the valet at the Krispy Kreme I'm opening in Baghdad.
 The Cult of Frank: More Than You Think, For Less Than You Thought. |
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ramona
"FB Quote Mistress"
USA
3988 Posts |
Posted - 12/15/2003 : 11:58:57
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| I would like to throw him and GW in a ring and have them fight it out - Celebrity Deathmatch style. |
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mdisanto
* Dog in the Sand *
USA
1140 Posts |
Posted - 12/15/2003 : 12:02:14
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well nothing now, since he got away already!
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El Barto
= Song DB Master =
USA
4020 Posts |
Posted - 12/15/2003 : 12:08:21
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WTF are you talking about, miked?
I'm down with the Big Brother idea and the Celebrity Deathmatch idea...that would be good fun.
 "I joined the Cult of Clops / If I were you, I'd sleep with one eye open." |
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Coldheartofstone
* Dog in the Sand *
Canada
2025 Posts |
Posted - 12/15/2003 : 12:15:51
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My Boss just piped up with..."They should tickle him to death..."
This box is too big to get out of... |
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mdisanto
* Dog in the Sand *
USA
1140 Posts |
Posted - 12/15/2003 : 13:43:26
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haha i dunno, it would be funny if saddam got away somehow, you know just up and ran out
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realmeanmotorscutor
* Dog in the Sand *
USA
1764 Posts |
Posted - 12/15/2003 : 13:44:12
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tickling gim to death would be the best death ever!
 "I joined the Cult of Popeye / The CoF required my good eye" |
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STITCHES
= Cult of Ray =
USA
915 Posts |
Posted - 12/15/2003 : 14:31:50
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I think it could happen, Mdisanto....lord knows that with his beard I'd be more likely to mistake him for Tommy Chong than himself
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BLT
> Teenager of the Year <
South Sandwich Islands
4204 Posts |
Posted - 12/15/2003 : 16:04:38
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Give him a stack of chocolate chip cookies without a glass of milk or even tea. Instead give him a large warm glass of orange juice-- not the good kind, either. Give him Donald Duck orange juice.
 "Join the Cult of Dustin / And vanish without a trace" |
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Hordak
- FB Fan -
USA
180 Posts |
Posted - 12/15/2003 : 17:21:13
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Dave Noisy
Minister of Chaos
Canada
4496 Posts |
Posted - 12/15/2003 : 17:29:00
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I think he should meet and spend time with all the families he's ruined, Iraqi, US, and other.
He should understand fully what he's done. |
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Coldheartofstone
* Dog in the Sand *
Canada
2025 Posts |
Posted - 12/15/2003 : 17:30:20
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I find that once someone has lost their conscience... they can't get it back.
And now, your moment of zen... |
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Hordak
- FB Fan -
USA
180 Posts |
Posted - 12/15/2003 : 17:30:51
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If they ever catch Osama Bin Ladin, here's what I think they should do to him.
Since Osama is such a good Muslim, and finds our American ways disgusting, what with our pornography, our women running around uncloaked, our captialism, etc, then here's what they should do.
Sit him in a darkened room, with only a television about three or four feet in front of him. (And, what's more, make him sit in an uncomfortable Samsonite folding chair.) Wire his eyes open a la Clockwork Orange style. Put in "Girls Gone Wild" or triple XXX porn of your choosing. If Osama develops an erection, a stategically-placed tatoo gun stabs into the area between his ballsack and his asshole, about four inches in, and a small electrical device heats the apparatus to about 350 degrees F. |
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glacial906
* Dog in the Sand *
USA
1738 Posts |
Posted - 12/15/2003 : 17:37:02
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quote:
Originally posted by Dave Noisy
I think he should meet and spend time with all the families he's ruined, Iraqi, US, and other.
He should understand fully what he's done.
Someone like Saddam, who has fucked over his own people since the year I was born, probably wouldn't feel remorseful even presented with such personal confrontation as that, in my opinion. I really don't think that Saddam was crazy, I think he knew exactly what he was doing, and pondered over it long and hard before he actually did it. In my mind that makes him a lot more contemptable than if he was a loon.
If you want to make an apple pie from scratch, you must first create the universe.
Carl Sagan
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El Barto
= Song DB Master =
USA
4020 Posts |
Posted - 12/15/2003 : 18:35:42
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I think that they should team him guitar and they should start a rock band with him and other detained members of his regime. I wonder what direction they'd go in...
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BLT
> Teenager of the Year <
South Sandwich Islands
4204 Posts |
Posted - 12/15/2003 : 20:07:35
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| Sit him in a room and blast '80s hair-metal until he tells all. |
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glacial906
* Dog in the Sand *
USA
1738 Posts |
Posted - 12/15/2003 : 20:21:00
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Why not strap him to a chair and make him listen to a mix of Britney Spears, John Mayer and Nelly until he decides to tell us all that we want to know.
If you want to make an apple pie from scratch, you must first create the universe.
Carl Sagan
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Dave Noisy
Minister of Chaos
Canada
4496 Posts |
Posted - 12/16/2003 : 00:29:44
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It would be his Taliband. haw haw
I think once he's stripped of his power, and then faces the reality of people, he will start to see the consequences of his actions. (Unless he is completely insane..in which case he would really be blameless..)
You also can't forget, it's not just him.. There were a lot of other people hoisting him on their shoulders. *cough*cheney*cough*
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Danishboy
- FB Fan -
Denmark
175 Posts |
Posted - 12/16/2003 : 03:31:31
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Go Kofi Annan!!!
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STITCHES
= Cult of Ray =
USA
915 Posts |
Posted - 12/16/2003 : 06:31:31
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quote:
Originally posted by BLT
Sit him in a room and blast '80s hair-metal until he tells all.
police have been known to do this kind of stuff during hostage situations....so you never know, BLT
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mun chien andalusia
= Quote Accumulator =
Italy
2139 Posts |
Posted - 12/16/2003 : 07:35:13
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Originally posted by Hordak
If they ever catch Osama Bin Ladin, here's what I think they should do to him.
Since Osama is such a good Muslim, and finds our American ways disgusting, what with our pornography, our women running around uncloaked, our captialism, etc, then here's what they should do.
Sit him in a darkened room, with only a television about three or four feet in front of him. (And, what's more, make him sit in an uncomfortable Samsonite folding chair.) Wire his eyes open a la Clockwork Orange style. Put in "Girls Gone Wild" or triple XXX porn of your choosing. If Osama develops an erection, a stategically-placed tatoo gun stabs into the area between his ballsack and his asshole, about four inches in, and a small electrical device heats the apparatus to about 350 degrees F.
he could resist that.i've seen photos of him when he was young with rayban sunglasses,cruising in a cadillac with american(yes american)friends.they used to call him jimmy or something.it was the weirdest thing ever to watch.the anti-american leader behaving like a middle class teenager.i guess he got pissed off because of the nick they gave him.
 join the cult of errol\and you can have a beer\without having to quit smoking
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STITCHES
= Cult of Ray =
USA
915 Posts |
Posted - 12/16/2003 : 07:43:55
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jimmy?! are you shitting me?
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mun chien andalusia
= Quote Accumulator =
Italy
2139 Posts |
Posted - 12/16/2003 : 07:50:51
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Originally posted by STITCHES
jimmy?! are you shitting me?
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no shitting here,it's all true.his father was in business with americans and osama frequented more americans than arabs as a teen.not sure about the nick.maybe it was "sammy".thinking about it it was definetely sammy(from osama i guess).and he was looking nothing like a muslim fundamentalist dressed in jeans,hawaian shirt,dark shades and all.i suppose he is pretty ashamed of his past now.he looked like an arab version of john travolta.
join the cult of errol\and you can have a beer\without having to quit smoking
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STITCHES
= Cult of Ray =
USA
915 Posts |
Posted - 12/16/2003 : 08:04:45
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did he have the tacky gold chains too?
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Dave Noisy
Minister of Chaos
Canada
4496 Posts |
Posted - 12/16/2003 : 09:40:43
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| I'm hearing Klaxons here too for some reason.. |
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STITCHES
= Cult of Ray =
USA
915 Posts |
Posted - 12/16/2003 : 09:42:24
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what's a klaxon?
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STITCHES
= Cult of Ray =
USA
915 Posts |
Posted - 12/16/2003 : 09:43:10
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I just read my last post and I couldn't help but hear Jason Lee's voice from Chasing Amy..."what's a nubian?"
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anazgnos
= Cult of Ray =
USA
383 Posts |
Posted - 12/16/2003 : 22:33:09
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quote:
Originally posted by Hordak
If they ever catch Osama Bin Ladin, here's what I think they should do to him.
Since Osama is such a good Muslim, and finds our American ways disgusting, what with our pornography, our women running around uncloaked, our captialism, etc, then here's what they should do.
Sit him in a darkened room, with only a television about three or four feet in front of him. (And, what's more, make him sit in an uncomfortable Samsonite folding chair.) Wire his eyes open a la Clockwork Orange style. Put in "Girls Gone Wild" or triple XXX porn of your choosing. If Osama develops an erection, a stategically-placed tatoo gun stabs into the area between his ballsack and his asshole, about four inches in, and a small electrical device heats the apparatus to about 350 degrees F.
what, so he can get off even more? i dunno, i don't think devising clever ways of bringing about sexual satisfaction is the way to go.
 "join the Cult of the Triforium / If we form a circle round it / in our white robes / God will surely play for us / the authentic Celestial Music / at last" |
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glacial906
* Dog in the Sand *
USA
1738 Posts |
Posted - 12/17/2003 : 01:11:22
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quote:
Originally posted by Dave Noisy
It would be his Taliband. haw haw
I think once he's stripped of his power, and then faces the reality of people, he will start to see the consequences of his actions. (Unless he is completely insane..in which case he would really be blameless..)
You also can't forget, it's not just him.. There were a lot of other people hoisting him on their shoulders. *cough*cheney*cough*
Yes, his burden in this is great, but it's far from complete.
I don't believe that "insanity" necessarily makes someone blameless. And, even if they were "insane" when they were doing something that society does not agree with (in Saddam's case that would've been like, 20+ years of being "insane," then suddenly he's come to his senses..?) then they need to be taken care of in a decisive manner that doesn't let them inflict their will upon anybody else.
If you want to make an apple pie from scratch, you must first create the universe.
Carl Sagan
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jujube
- FB Fan -
Kiribati
29 Posts |
Posted - 12/17/2003 : 03:41:12
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| Saddam's so hot right now. |
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STITCHES
= Cult of Ray =
USA
915 Posts |
Posted - 12/17/2003 : 08:09:17
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I'd give him the bone, thats for sure!
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Coldheartofstone
* Dog in the Sand *
Canada
2025 Posts |
Posted - 12/17/2003 : 09:41:39
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Saddam's so hot right now.
Ohhh now that made my day 
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