Damn it I have been pissing in my toilet for the last couple of hours and the water level hasn't even budged. Can't a man have a goal to overfill his commode with urine? What is that for? It doesn't help when you take a large ass shit. You know, I am trying to conserve water (I know that I am going to piss like one hundred times before the nights up) so I might as well have a goal. I want something tangible, maybe I should piss in all of my beer cans – no, no I think that is an accident waiting to happen. What do you guys and gals think? Wouldn't you like to fill up a toilet full of piss and say I did that?
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