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apl4eris
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 Posted - 12/02/2003 : 10:18:56
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I'd rather wish a dead man happy birthday (yesterday), than Britny Spears. Sorry.
Happy Belated Birthday, Mark Twain.
Anyone ever read "Letters From the Earth"? I heard they are also releasing a play of his this year for the first time. |
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rockathon
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Posted - 12/02/2003 : 10:31:53
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| or as his momma named him, happy birthday Hufflebum Stinkystick |
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apl4eris
~ Abstract Brain ~
USA
4800 Posts |
Posted - 12/02/2003 : 10:36:26
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| Or his nickname, poo-stick |
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rockathon
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Posted - 12/02/2003 : 10:42:52
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| not that there's anything wrong with it |
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apl4eris
~ Abstract Brain ~
USA
4800 Posts |
Posted - 12/02/2003 : 10:46:51
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| Nope. Heck, even the esteemed Popeye had a nephew named Poopeye. Poor chap. |
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rockathon
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Posted - 12/02/2003 : 10:51:33
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| he the one that was always winking? |
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apl4eris
~ Abstract Brain ~
USA
4800 Posts |
Posted - 12/02/2003 : 10:55:06
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| No, he was the one with the handkercheif. |
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rockathon
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Posted - 12/02/2003 : 11:00:20
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| yeah, and the real bad breath right? |
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apl4eris
~ Abstract Brain ~
USA
4800 Posts |
Posted - 12/02/2003 : 11:10:59
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I'm afraid my wit is falling beneath the subject of this topic.
"The critic's symbol should be the tumble-bug: he deposits his egg in somebody else's dung, otherwise he could not hatch it."
- Notebook, 1904 |
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rockathon
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Posted - 12/02/2003 : 11:20:53
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| it was all down hill after Hufflebum Stinkystick |
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the swimmer
* Dog in the Sand *
USA
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Posted - 12/02/2003 : 11:24:44
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It was a good thing he had a good editor or else we would have been reading "A Connecticut Yank Off In King Arthur's Court" and "Tom Saw Her"...
He was America's premiere pioneer porn writer. |
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apl4eris
~ Abstract Brain ~
USA
4800 Posts |
Posted - 12/02/2003 : 11:25:06
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| That new 3-act play is called "Is He Dead?", by the way. Supposed to be a bit more blue in the jokes and perhaps impishly derrogatory towards the french. He supposedly handed the original to Bram Stoker to produce, but at a very bad time, and it was forgotten. |
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