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Steak n Sabre
* Dog in the Sand *
Uzbekistan
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 Posted - 12/02/2003 : 10:10:35
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22 today... Riiiiight....and I'm the Dalai Lama.
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apl4eris
~ Abstract Brain ~
USA
4800 Posts |
Posted - 12/02/2003 : 10:20:53
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| No kidding, more like 4 going on 50. She so crazy. I wish she and Madonna would go get an island (preferably infested with monkey pox) and leave us alone already. |
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floop
= Wannabe Volunteer =
Mexico
15297 Posts |
Posted - 12/02/2003 : 10:21:07
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say what you will, i think Britney is very talented
(as you can see here) |
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floop
= Wannabe Volunteer =
Mexico
15297 Posts |
Posted - 12/02/2003 : 10:23:15
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Originally posted by apl4eris
No kidding, more like 4 going on 50. She so crazy. I wish she and Madonna would go get an island (preferably infested with monkey pox) and leave us alone already.
man, i haven't heard the term monkey pox since like the 2nd grade.
thanks for the chuckle. |
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apl4eris
~ Abstract Brain ~
USA
4800 Posts |
Posted - 12/02/2003 : 10:23:39
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| I think she has monkey pox in her left eye.....Wait a sec - is she on Monkey Pox Island in that there pic? My dream has come true!!!! |
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Dallas
= Cult of Ray =
USA
725 Posts |
Posted - 12/02/2003 : 10:25:53
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Thats a good pic floop, I'll bet that's the only sexy pic of her that you have though.
(please, please work reverse psychology) |
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rockathon
- FB Fan -
241 Posts |
Posted - 12/02/2003 : 10:28:29
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| thanks for the mammaries |
Edited by - rockathon on 12/02/2003 10:29:29 |
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Ebb Vicious
* Dog in the Sand *
USA
1162 Posts |
Posted - 12/02/2003 : 10:33:41
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that image has spent too much time in photoshop to be called a picture. at this point it's more of an illustration.
'Artist's rendition of Britney Spears' |
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Carolynanna
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Canada
6556 Posts |
Posted - 12/02/2003 : 10:35:44
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Oh my god,
Ebb and I are in full agreement. ;) |
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TarTar
* Dog in the Sand *
1965 Posts |
Posted - 12/02/2003 : 10:39:35
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I saw some paparazzi pics of Britney in a bikini once, and I have to say, I see hotter women shopping at Target.
Turned everything black by spitting on the sun |
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the swimmer
* Dog in the Sand *
USA
1602 Posts |
Posted - 12/02/2003 : 11:12:39
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Happy Birthday Britney
I'd fuck you if you wore a Christina Aguilera mask. |
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billgoodman
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Netherlands
6214 Posts |
Posted - 12/02/2003 : 11:30:44
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just look at her eyes!
can the be more fake!
 "I joined the Culf of Frank/ And now I do not know what...to do" |
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floop
= Wannabe Volunteer =
Mexico
15297 Posts |
Posted - 12/02/2003 : 11:35:37
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who cares if it's fake. people who say "that's so fake" to pictures of supermodels and teenage pop stars are completely missing the point of these pictures..
you're the kind of people who would go see a sci-fi film and say "oh, like that could really happen!" |
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Carolynanna
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Canada
6556 Posts |
Posted - 12/02/2003 : 11:36:50
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I guess I'm missing the point then  |
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the swimmer
* Dog in the Sand *
USA
1602 Posts |
Posted - 12/02/2003 : 11:39:14
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Floop's talking about using them to masterbate.
He know's a lot about it. |
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Carolynanna
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Canada
6556 Posts |
Posted - 12/02/2003 : 11:40:15
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| Well I can't say I use them for that! |
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rockathon
- FB Fan -
241 Posts |
Posted - 12/02/2003 : 11:48:13
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floop
= Wannabe Volunteer =
Mexico
15297 Posts |
Posted - 12/02/2003 : 12:12:33
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i do know a lot about masterbation actually.. but that's not (exactly) what i'm talking about..
pictures like this are to be appreciated for the artwork they are.. as photographs. look at the composition of this piece. with the angular lines contrasting with the very very ROUND, uh, earrings she's wearing..
also, notice how the horizon line is a bit off kilter? what was the artist trying to say here?
if you look deep enough into her photoshop-altered eyes, you can almost read what she's thinking: "Floop, i'm sorry i'm not worthy of you." |
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El Barto
= Song DB Master =
USA
4020 Posts |
Posted - 12/02/2003 : 18:43:12
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Damn I can't wait till she poses nude...
 "I joined the Cult of Clops / If I were you, I'd sleep with one eye open." |
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apl4eris
~ Abstract Brain ~
USA
4800 Posts |
Posted - 12/02/2003 : 18:45:38
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| There's always photoshop until then El Barto ;) |
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ProverbialCereal
- FB TabMaster -
USA
2953 Posts |
Posted - 12/02/2003 : 19:28:02
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I found the unaltered picture on google.
 "Join the Cult of Mr. Potato Head / And You'll Have Buckets of Fun" |
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NO.13Girl
- FB Fan -
USA
78 Posts |
Posted - 12/02/2003 : 20:12:42
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ick...
 "I joined the Cult of Frank / Aren't I Special?"
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glacial906
* Dog in the Sand *
USA
1738 Posts |
Posted - 12/02/2003 : 20:14:52
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Britney looks like a koala bear in that picture.
If you want to make an apple pie from scratch, you must first create the universe.
Carl Sagan
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SpudBoy
= Cult of Ray =
Equatorial Guinea
649 Posts |
Posted - 12/02/2003 : 20:54:18
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I think she's a replicant. No human would ever get an extra inch of space surgically implanted between the eyes. AND get famous. AND be willing to be exploited by the media for every glitz-filled opportunity there is. She is pure evil, that one. The lone bimbo of the apocalypse.
 I looked for a cult to join, then decided to just play "Sink". Hey! I sank Toledo, Ohio! |
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Hordak
- FB Fan -
USA
180 Posts |
Posted - 12/02/2003 : 21:29:31
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| A replicant like in "Blade Runner?" |
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SpudBoy
= Cult of Ray =
Equatorial Guinea
649 Posts |
Posted - 12/05/2003 : 20:11:23
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I know of no other kind.
I looked for a cult to join, then decided to just play "Sink". Hey! I sank Toledo, Ohio! |
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ramona
"FB Quote Mistress"
USA
3988 Posts |
Posted - 12/06/2003 : 18:10:21
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I wish her another happy year of making out with older women and perfecting her stripping routine. What a great role model for us all. And P.S. it's all been done before!
Yawn. |
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Steak n Sabre
* Dog in the Sand *
Uzbekistan
1013 Posts |
Posted - 12/07/2003 : 00:03:30
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All I can say is that this pincushions birthday is way too close to mine, I feel soiled in some way...42 today for me!!
And I have whiskey in my shoes...........
Flexibility, Service, Expertise: The Cult of Frank |
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Steak n Sabre
* Dog in the Sand *
Uzbekistan
1013 Posts |
Posted - 12/07/2003 : 00:07:09
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And the clock on my computer is off........thought I had 3and a 1/2 more minutes of free booze..damn..
Flexibility, Service, Expertise: The Cult of Frank |
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apl4eris
~ Abstract Brain ~
USA
4800 Posts |
Posted - 12/07/2003 : 10:12:42
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Well, Happy Birthday to you, Steak n Sabre! In my opinion, waaaaaaay more important than BS's b'day, hands down. This is my little (why do I keep calling her that?) sister's birthday as well - I think she is 17 now?
 I joined the Cult of Carl / Lisening him do bass for our power ballad "Hypocrite of the Heart" is like lisening to angels play bass. |
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Brackish Girl
~ Soul Eater ~
Ireland
1750 Posts |
Posted - 12/07/2003 : 14:14:15
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ha! you're little sister is now the same age age as me. and i can't believe the OLsen twins are older than me.
Happy B-day SteaknSabre!
 "I joined the Cult of Trippy/...what was i singing again???" |
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apl4eris
~ Abstract Brain ~
USA
4800 Posts |
Posted - 12/07/2003 : 21:58:24
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Ooops, I flubbed - she is 18 now and legal. In her sarcastic words "Yeah, now I can go to titty bars" hahahahhaha!
I told her that she needs to start drinkin 40s, now that she can vote. heheh!
Actually, 18 does kinda suck. How did it get to be so long ago? eek.
Join the Cult of Carl / Lisening him do bass for our power ballad 'Hypocrite of the Heart' is like lisening to angels play bass. |
Edited by - apl4eris on 12/07/2003 21:59:58 |
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El Barto
= Song DB Master =
USA
4020 Posts |
Posted - 12/07/2003 : 22:55:41
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So...where's her picture? ;) 18 and legal, eh?
"I joined the Cult of Clops / If I were you, I'd sleep with one eye open." |
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Chip Away Boy
= Cult of Ray =
914 Posts |
Posted - 12/08/2003 : 00:32:39
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| what were monkey pox again? |
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apl4eris
~ Abstract Brain ~
USA
4800 Posts |
Posted - 12/08/2003 : 08:49:51
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Originally posted by El Barto
So...where's her picture? ;) 18 and legal, eh?
hahaha - sorry ol' chap - she has a boyfriend ;). It's funny - I took some candid pictures over the "Thanksgiving" holiday, and in every one of them her boyfriend has his hand on her shoulder or his arm around her - too funny! ahhh, puppy love. hhmmmm...I do however have another sister of legal status. I'm not sure if she is taken right now....
hahahah! j/k BTW! Lordy, I feel like a brothel madam ;)
<washes typing fingers (all two of them) vigorously>
Join the Cult of Carl / Lisening him do bass for our power ballad 'Hypocrite of the Heart' is like lisening to angels play bass. |
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