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apl4eris
~ Abstract Brain ~
USA
4800 Posts |
 Posted - 11/21/2003 : 08:41:09
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Some lady named Sarah interviewing kids about their reactions to songs she's playing.
"soma", the strokes
frances: could you turn this off?
sarah: you don't like it?
frances: no.
sarah: a lot of people think this is a great new band.
frances: who thinks that?
sarah: i don't know. music people.
frances: i think it sounds bad. it hurts my head like a hundred dogs.
More:
http://balgavy.com/music/sarah20020311.html
http://balgavy.com/music/sarah20020708.html
Yo La Tengo - "Autumn Sweater": Third Graders' review:
sarah: tell me what you think of this song.
carlos: what is this? this is a computer song.
amanda: yeah, this song sounds like "where in the world is carmen san diego." the game, not the tv show one.
carlos: no, it's the sound of a computer in your _head_.
devan: you are SO weird, carlos.
oscar: this is the craziest song i ever heard. the people sound like this: (bellows in a breathy voice...everyone laughs)
carlos: is this song about something?
sarah: what do you think?
carlos: yeah. it's about the ocean, when you're under water and there's dolphins. someday i'm going to do that thing where you swim with a dolphin.
amanda: no, it's about a boyfriend. i know because i listen to pink, and she has boyfriend songs.
devan: that's disgusting! miss allen, you should not be letting little kids listen to songs about a boyfriend. that's dirty.
amanda: it's not dirty! it's only dirty if they say the word "booty."
carlos: they did say 'booty'!
sarah: they did not!
carlos: yeah, i heard it! |
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bedrock_barney
= Cult of Ray =
United Kingdom
871 Posts |
Posted - 11/21/2003 : 08:52:09
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"it hurts my head like a hundred dogs."
That is a great line. Children are fantastic, they get right to the nub of it.
My youngest claims that she doesn't like any 'musics' at all.
 "I have been enslaved by the Cult of Ming / He is ever so merciless...unlike that nice Mr Black." |
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Little Black Francis
> Teenager of the Year <
3648 Posts |
Posted - 11/21/2003 : 11:38:30
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I agree with the 100 dogs = strokes.
Autumn Sweater... love that song... great for mix tapes for ex's |
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Carolynanna
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Canada
6556 Posts |
Posted - 11/21/2003 : 11:41:23
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I still think the best one was when mere mentioned that her daughter said that she likes Frank because he looks like he would like cookies.
Doesn't get much cuter than that. |
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Little Black Francis
> Teenager of the Year <
3648 Posts |
Posted - 11/21/2003 : 11:45:54
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apl4eris
~ Abstract Brain ~
USA
4800 Posts |
Posted - 11/21/2003 : 11:50:18
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Indeed. Oscar wins a close second to him in my book. Oh! but then there's Grover and his wiggly-arms goin' "NEAR!".....wiggly....wiggly-wiggly......"far!".... |
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the swimmer
* Dog in the Sand *
USA
1602 Posts |
Posted - 11/21/2003 : 12:23:05
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I love these.
This could be a TV show.
I'd watch it. |
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mereubu
= FB QuizMistress =
USA
2677 Posts |
Posted - 11/21/2003 : 15:43:33
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Originally posted by Carolynanna
I still think the best one was when mere mentioned that her daughter said that she likes Frank because he looks like he would like cookies.
Doesn't get much cuter than that.
Aw thanks.
I think this one is pretty good too:
"that summer feeling", jonathan richman
sarah: are you happy that it's almost summer?
lashiqa: yeah. sarah: what are you going to do this summer?
lashiqa: uh...eat somethin', fireworks, go to the beach, chinese food, play and stuff.
sarah: what do you think of this song? lashiqa: good. this song makes me want to jump in a big blue pool.
sarah: do you have a summer feeling?
lashiqa: no, i just have a feeling that i want some candy.
I know that feeling.
 "I joined the Cult of Frank / And all I got was this lousy icon" |
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Sir Rockabye
* Dog in the Sand *
USA
1158 Posts |
Posted - 11/21/2003 : 18:46:54
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This reminded me of something I had read a few months earlier. This article might have surfaced elsewhere here in this forum, but it seemed revelant to this post:
http://www.eastbayexpress.com/issues/2003-09-17/music.html/1/index.html
Some of the most disturbing pictures I have ever seen drawn by fifth graders.
"How many stars girl, can you both count, and then classify?" |
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Atheist4Catholics
= Cult of Ray =
USA
925 Posts |
Posted - 11/22/2003 : 09:51:32
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My wife played Yoshimi by The Flaming Lips for the 6 year old girl she nannies and the girl said, "It sounds like these guys push a lot of buttons"
 "Join the Cult of Clootie / and you'll get more booty!" www.mp3.com/clootie |
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Brackish Girl
~ Soul Eater ~
Ireland
1750 Posts |
Posted - 11/22/2003 : 10:20:03
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amanda: it's not dirty! it's only dirty if they say the word "booty."
carlos: they did say 'booty'!
sarah: they did not!
carlos: yeah, i heard it!
its funny cos sarah got mad.
 "I joined the Cult of Trippy/...what was i singing again???" |
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Brackish Girl
~ Soul Eater ~
Ireland
1750 Posts |
Posted - 11/22/2003 : 10:30:45
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"theme", all girl summer fun band
sarah: what do you think of a band that is all girls?
alvin: i don't know what it's like to be a girl. but i think it's not that good.
sarah: why not? alvin: your mom puts pink nail polish on your foot and that smells nasty.
sarah: do you have friends who are girls?
alvin: i don't need no woman to take care of me.
priceless reaction.
"I joined the Cult of Trippy/...what was i singing again???" |
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Brackish Girl
~ Soul Eater ~
Ireland
1750 Posts |
Posted - 11/22/2003 : 10:37:56
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t-shirt weather" - the lucksmiths
Abigail: Oh, this is happy.
Arelis: It's a man.
Carlos: Ha ha! Miss Allen, this is your favorite song!
Miss Allen: What do you mean?
Carlos: Wait, wait--go back. (song is skimmed through)
Ok, ok...right there! Teacher!
Miss Allen: Teacher? (pause) Oh! Acutally, it's "'T-shirt' weather."
Carlos: (glumly) Well, I think it says 'teacher'.
Devan: What is t-shirt weather?
Arelis: Don't even ask me cause I don't KNOW.
Oscar: Miss Allen, what is t-shirt weather?
Miss Allen: It's really what _you_ think it is. You decide.
Abigail: I think it's like...when you buy a new shirt and you want to wear it and show it to your friends.
Arelis: You're just saying that because YOU have a new shirt.
Oscar: I think it's, um, how some places you can not go in unless you got a shirt. Like Friend's Pizza on 7th avenue.
Carlos: No, it's about diapers! Ha hahahahahahaha!
Arelis: (apologetically) Don't even worry about him, Miss Allen, cause he has always been like this since kindergarten and I know because he was in the same kindergarten as me and he was ALWAYS in trouble with the teacher.
Carlos: I am the genius of the world!
"Hello Hello Hi"
Juan: Is this Shakira?
Miss Allen: No.
Lisette: I think it IS Shakira cause I think I have this song at my house.
Miss Allen: This is a man singing.
All: WHAT?!
Dalia: I never heard a man like this.
Miss Allen: See, right here, his name is Mario Hernandez.
Juan: He's Puerto Rican! WOOHOOOO!
Miss Allen: I think he's Japanese and Philipino.
Juan: Aww.
Lisette: Phil-lip-pee-no?!
Miss Allen: From the country The Philipines.
Dalia: What is that, like France or something?
Miss Allen: It's in Asia.
Lisette: "France?" Haha!
Dalia: Shut up, Lisette, you didn't know either!
Juan: Does he like sushi?
Miss Allen: I don't know.
Juan: Does he like Chinese food?
Miss Allen: I don't know.
Juan: I like lo mein.
Miss Allen: Do you like the song?
Juan: It's ok.
Dalia: I like it.
Lisette: No, it reminds me how I always have to go to church.
well, i'm done.
"I joined the Cult of Trippy/...what was i singing again???" |
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apl4eris
~ Abstract Brain ~
USA
4800 Posts |
Posted - 11/22/2003 : 13:04:06
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"Lisette: No, it reminds me how I always have to go to church."
What zen! Too true, too true.....
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Coldheartofstone
* Dog in the Sand *
Canada
2025 Posts |
Posted - 11/22/2003 : 13:16:24
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Family guy -
(Stewie has gone on "kids say the darndest things", and this is how it went)
Bill Cosby: Now stewie, what do you think candy is made from?
Stewie: Sunshine and farts, what the hell kinda question is that...
one of my favorite parts...since we are on the subject of kids... heh...
I wanna rock and roll all night, and part of everyday... |
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Cheeseman1000
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Iceland
8201 Posts |
Posted - 11/24/2003 : 03:53:41
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Genius quote. I wish they showed Family Guy more on UK TV.
"I have joined the Cult Of Frank/And I have dearly paid"
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TheCroutonFuton
- Mr. Setlists -
USA
1728 Posts |
Posted - 11/24/2003 : 04:18:19
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Originally posted by apl4eris
Indeed. Oscar wins a close second to him in my book. Oh! but then there's Grover and his wiggly-arms goin' "NEAR!".....wiggly....wiggly-wiggly......"far!"....
hahahahahahahahaha
hahaha...I almost forgot about that...that's hilarious....Grover rocks. |
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