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TarTar
* Dog in the Sand *

1965 Posts

Posted - 11/15/2003 :  21:51:28  Show Profile
This is me attempting to do super avant garde literature.

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realmeanmotorscutor
* Dog in the Sand *

USA
1764 Posts

Posted - 11/16/2003 :  11:40:22  Show Profile
it's been done.


"I joined the Cult of Popeye / The CoF required my good eye"
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Hordak
- FB Fan -

USA
180 Posts

Posted - 11/16/2003 :  12:21:01  Show Profile
In the astutely remote northern areas of Northumbria and Carrington, the Isles of the Four Heavens did await the trillage-inspired hordes of the mountainous !non tk tk! region peasant-serfs to proudly display their knowledge of superior firepower and artillery. Along into this melee rose the mycelia of the genus "Crotelius Botswalerious" mushroom, which, in effect, blinded the minions of the !non tk tk! and produced an air of hallucination all around for miles. The nearby village of Tyrelonon, recently and surrepticiously having recovered from !non tk tk! attack, secretly aided and abbeted the opposing force -- stealing weapons and ammunition, and intercepting the trade routes of the !non tk tk! and their partners. There were spies everywhere -- so much so that the previous incarnations of the Botsawrelli infantry had all it could do to prevent further death and suffering! But this it did, and with flying colors. There were 5.4736339% fewer deaths that day than any day since the world began! The tide began to turn in the Botsawrelli's favour with the arrival of the Habberdashits, an ancient and virile enemy of the !non tk tk! who wanted nothing more than to be a factor in the resulting spoils of the conflict -- a sort of self-serving, disloyal attitude to be sure -- but one that afforded the Botsawrelli's consequent time and fortitude against the invaders.

My wife has a split personality, and I hate both of them.
-- Anon
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Cult_Of_Frank
= Black Noise Maker =

Canada
11687 Posts

Posted - 11/16/2003 :  14:05:38  Show Profile  Visit Cult_Of_Frank's Homepage
This looks like the garbage that would appear on my terminal if someone picked up the phone while I was on the 2400 back in the old country.


"Join the Cult of Frank / And you'll be enlightened"
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El Barto
= Song DB Master =

USA
4020 Posts

Posted - 11/16/2003 :  19:13:33  Show Profile  Visit El Barto's Homepage
You're the kind of girl that fits into my world. I'll give you anything everything if you want things.


"I joined the Cult of Clops / If I were you, I'd sleep with one eye open."
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miguel
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USA
213 Posts

Posted - 11/17/2003 :  15:30:54  Show Profile  Visit miguel's Homepage
Ahem, and I look to the Great Skull Zero for guidance:
The hollow wooden tiki-sentries at the four corners of the quadrangle silently hummed, animistic voyeurs, surveillance idols. The day had moved in, squatted in a shocked blue, becoming an all-consuming horizontality of awakening cloud and been blown away by night's onslaught of black carapace and lunar madness. In fact, the lupine night was a black beaver hair top-hat, a resonant article of universe, an object of secret dreams and the cruel theatre of flesh. In our island circus, a ring-leader is ken to shaman and we need one, wearing panther tuxedo, green face paint, and beads of glowing purple resin, eyes glowing hyena red from behind a gentleman's mask, gloves gone neon in the river of time. Roentgen paused at the tent flap feeling for a cigar at an inside pocket and reaching for the remote control to raise the perimeter laser barrier. It often reminded him of a blank musical notation when the red lines lept across space, perhaps to be filled with the "notes" of confused animals, human or otherwise, making random compositions with their screams had they accidentally stumbled through. The tiki scanned the jungle with infrared video.

"... it's a pill, that gives worms... to exgirlfriends.. you just don't get it"
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BrendanT
= Cult of Ray =

Canada
907 Posts

Posted - 11/17/2003 :  16:09:41  Show Profile
Miguel,
Nice tag from Brain Candy!
I think I know what I am going to renting next. It has been a while.


Strummer-man
I had me a vision!

It's step, hip, step, pivot! Are you trying to piss-off the volcano?!
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TarTar
* Dog in the Sand *

1965 Posts

Posted - 11/18/2003 :  08:31:04  Show Profile
Brain Candy had a great Pavement song in it, Painted Soldiers. Almost ridiculously poppy.
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Coldheartofstone
* Dog in the Sand *

Canada
2025 Posts

Posted - 11/18/2003 :  08:49:07  Show Profile  Click to see Coldheartofstone's MSN Messenger address
Great Soundtrack as well...
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rockathon
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241 Posts

Posted - 11/18/2003 :  08:53:46  Show Profile
great GBV tune on there too
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