So we have our Haiku thread but how about the good old limerick? You can make up your own or post some of your favourites. Here's my first effort (took several months to write, so please be kind):
There is a forum much frequented By fans of a man heaven-sented Haiku, orange and yellow Sit alongside posts that just say Hello! It's quite clear that the members are demented
Also found this one after a quick browse(with a nice Pixies reference!):
There once was a man from Madras Who's balls were constructed of brass When jangled together They played stormy weather And lightning shot out of his ass!
There once was a topic posted by Rich That he thought would go without a hitch Unfortunately it was ignored Got 'em all totally bored Just proves that life is a bitch
I've got a good limerick from 2-Live-Crew, but it's so obscene I don't know if it would be appropriate to post or not...usually swearing doesn't bother me at all but this one's disgusting...
If you want to make an apple pie from scratch, you must first create the universe. Carl Sagan
There once was a forum named Snitz Who Jim thinks it looks much like shitz It looks so old school I wish it were cool But unfortunately we're stuck with itz
"I joined the Cult of Clops / If I were you, I'd sleep with one eye open."
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Posted - 11/13/2003 : 03:20:59
"I joined the Cult of Clops / If I were you, I'd sleep with one eye open."