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Dave Noisy
Minister of Chaos
Canada
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ramona
"FB Quote Mistress"
USA
3988 Posts |
 Posted - 11/09/2003 : 11:10:22
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| He's too dumb to eat pretzels. Heh - that's fabulous. |
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BLT
> Teenager of the Year <
South Sandwich Islands
4204 Posts |
Posted - 11/09/2003 : 12:45:28
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| Nice singalong! |
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bumblebeeboy2
> Teenager of the Year <
United Kingdom
2638 Posts |
Posted - 11/09/2003 : 15:24:49
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you guys may have seen this site like a million times, but always worth a visit!
http://www.rathergood.com/
unfortunately not updated for ages, think they're doing some ads over here or something, http://www.rathergood.com/gaybar/ is my favourite!
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Cheeseman1000
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Iceland
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Posted - 11/10/2003 : 03:57:45
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Check this one out, its almost like stand-up:
http://slate.msn.com/id/76886/
 "I have joined the Cult Of Frank/And I have dearly paid"
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Cheeseman1000
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Iceland
8201 Posts |
Posted - 11/10/2003 : 12:15:52
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While visiting England, George W. Bush is invited to tea with the Queen. He asks her what her leadership philosophy is. She says that it is to surround herself with intelligent people. He asks how she knows if they're intelligent.
"I do so by asking them the right questions," says the Queen. "Allow me to demonstrate."
She phones Tony Blair and says, "Mr. Prime Minister. Please answer this question: Your mother has a child, and your father has a child, and this child is not your brother or sister. Who is it?"
Tony Blair responds, "It's me, ma'am."
"Correct. Thank you and good-bye, sir," says the Queen. She hangs up and says, "Did you get that, Mr. Bush?"
"Yes ma'am. Thanks a lot. I'll definitely be using that!"
Upon returning to Washington, he decides he'd better put the Chairman of the Senate Foreign Relations Committee to the test. He summons Jesse Helms to the White House and says, "Senator Helms, I wonder if you can answer a question for me."
"Why, of course, sir. What's on your mind?"
"Uh, your mother has a child, and your father has a child, and this child is not your brother or your sister. Who is it?"
Helms hems and haws and finally asks, "Can I think about it and get back to you?" Bush agrees, and Helms leaves. He immediately calls a meeting of other senior senators, and they puzzle over the question for several hours, but nobody can come up with an answer. Finally, in desperation, Helms calls Colin Powell at the State Department and explains his problem.
"Now look here Colin Powell, your mother has a child, and your father has a child, and this child is not your brother, or your sister. Who is it?" Powell answers immediately, "It's me, of course, you dumb ass."
Much relieved, Helms rushes back to the White House and exclaims, "I know the answer, sir! I know who it is! It's Colin Powell!" And Bush replies in disgust, "Wrong, you dumb ass, It's Tony Blair!"
"I have joined the Cult Of Frank/And I have dearly paid"
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BrendanT
= Cult of Ray =
Canada
907 Posts |
Posted - 11/10/2003 : 12:38:25
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Thanks. Made my day.
Strummer-man
I had me a vision!
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Dave Noisy
Minister of Chaos
Canada
4496 Posts |
Posted - 11/10/2003 : 18:33:54
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| Wow..lotsa quotes there! |
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mun chien andalusia
= Quote Accumulator =
Italy
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Posted - 11/11/2003 : 05:00:49
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if taking naps is what it takes to become president of the usa i am the most qualified person in the world.since i'm not born in the us i suppose i could accept to become governor of a state.
 join the cult of errol\and you can have a beer\without having to quit smoking
www.munchienandalusia.too.it
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