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mereubu
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USA
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Posted - 11/10/2003 :  08:09:54  Show Profile  Visit mereubu's Homepage
My baby is the coolest person alive. One day she'll rule us all with a benevolent iron fist. Bow down to Zelda Mars!


"I joined the Cult of Frank / And all I got was this lousy icon"
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BLT
> Teenager of the Year <

South Sandwich Islands
4204 Posts

Posted - 11/10/2003 :  08:27:57  Show Profile
quote:
Originally posted by mereubu

My baby is the coolest person alive. One day she'll rule us all with a benevolent iron fist. Bow down to Zelda Mars!



But can she growl like Tom Waits? That would make her cool.
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Steak n Sabre
* Dog in the Sand *

Uzbekistan
1013 Posts

Posted - 11/10/2003 :  08:28:07  Show Profile  Visit Steak n Sabre's Homepage
quote:
Originally posted by ramona

quote:
Originally posted by Johnny Yen

Who the fuck is Keef?



Kiefer Sutherland? My friends and I call him "The Keef" but I thought he was kinda obscure for this game.



"Keef" to me has always been Keith Richards. That man, if not necessarily the coolest, will outliv us all. If he hasn't died by now, he never will. He will survive nuclear holocaust. I can see it now, there's all the rubble and the silence after the bombs drop. A rat scurries across the debris, and a few roaches scatter about. Then, from underneath the rubble, there's a stirring. A human form eventually rolls over and stands up. He reaches in his pocket, pulls out a cigarette, and sticks it in his mouth.
He reaches into his other pocket, and to his dismay, its empty. "Anybody got a light?" Richards asks.




The Cult of Frank: You've got questions, We've got answers
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KingOfSiam
- FB LinkMaster -

USA
460 Posts

Posted - 11/10/2003 :  09:12:54  Show Profile
"Terra Delui"

DAVID CROSS IS THE COOLEST AND FUNNIEST PERSON ON EARTH!
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Little Black Francis
> Teenager of the Year <

3648 Posts

Posted - 11/10/2003 :  11:38:48  Show Profile
How can you have more than one coolest person on the earth? For people who picked more than one person, I assume that 3 out of 4 of your selections are either in an airplane or on a boat at all times, and which ever one happens to be standing on the earth at that moment is the coolest?

How can there be more than one coolest?

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ain't it funny how the "don't fuck with me!" nooch
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Cheeseman1000
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<

Iceland
8201 Posts

Posted - 11/10/2003 :  11:41:32  Show Profile  Visit Cheeseman1000's Homepage
Hey, its my thread, I can pick as many people as I damn well like!
Praps we'll have a count-up in a bit to decide the winner. Or a 'survivor' style face-off.


"I have joined the Cult Of Frank/And I have dearly paid"


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Little Black Francis
> Teenager of the Year <

3648 Posts

Posted - 11/10/2003 :  11:47:01  Show Profile
maybe you have said the coolest people alive, or possible condidates for the coolest person alive : )

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Cheeseman1000
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<

Iceland
8201 Posts

Posted - 11/10/2003 :  11:49:13  Show Profile  Visit Cheeseman1000's Homepage
That would be far too grammatically correct and confusing. Technically speaking, technically speaking, it doesn't matter cos its my thread, so pffft to you.


"I have joined the Cult Of Frank/And I have dearly paid"


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mun chien andalusia
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Italy
2139 Posts

Posted - 11/10/2003 :  12:56:02  Show Profile  Visit mun chien andalusia's Homepage  Click to see mun chien andalusia's MSN Messenger address
quote:
Originally posted by billgoodman

I was only goofing around mun chien




"I joined the Culf of Frank/ And now I do not know what...to do"



i know you were but you can't goof around with "big".i love that film.


join the cult of errol\and you can have a beer\without having to quit smoking
www.munchienandalusia.too.it
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jbstevens
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United Kingdom
102 Posts

Posted - 11/10/2003 :  13:42:14  Show Profile  Click to see jbstevens's MSN Messenger address
My baby is definitely not the coolest person on earth, she just projectile vomited on me



"Yellow fifty-two / He's an undertaker bee"
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billgoodman
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<

Netherlands
6213 Posts

Posted - 11/10/2003 :  14:16:12  Show Profile  Click to see billgoodman's MSN Messenger address
my girlfriend vomited on my backpack last night




"I joined the Culf of Frank/ And now I do not know what...to do"
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ramona
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USA
3988 Posts

Posted - 11/10/2003 :  14:34:37  Show Profile  Visit ramona's Homepage
Better ON then IN, right? Maybe?
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BLT
> Teenager of the Year <

South Sandwich Islands
4204 Posts

Posted - 11/10/2003 :  15:14:37  Show Profile
quote:
Originally posted by ramona

Better ON then IN



That's what she said last night!

FNAAR FNAAR!!!



"I joined the Cult of Alice / Because I find Goons attractive"
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apl4eris
~ Abstract Brain ~

USA
4800 Posts

Posted - 11/10/2003 :  15:20:14  Show Profile  Visit apl4eris's Homepage
What a delightful sig, BLT! Wassit mean?

"I partied with the Cult of Frank / Bob ate all the dip"
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BLT
> Teenager of the Year <

South Sandwich Islands
4204 Posts

Posted - 11/10/2003 :  16:04:37  Show Profile
quote:
Originally posted by apl4eris

What a delightful sig, BLT! Wassit mean?



A Popeye cartoon reference.

http://the-online-shop.com/Games/classic/Classic-Comic-Characters-42-Alice-the-Goon.htm
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IceCream
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USA
1850 Posts

Posted - 11/10/2003 :  17:20:07  Show Profile  Visit IceCream's Homepage
How is Sir Isaac Newton not the coolest person alive? I would think that a scientist who worked out the law of univeral gravitation, founded modern optics with his experiments on breaking up light into the colors of the electomagnetic spectrum, AND had a significant role in the development of calculus while still keeping a modest profile would earn some respect from you, but apparently you are more partial to David Cross: a flippant comedian who considers anyone that does not agree with him as "dilluted".

In my opinion, Cheeseman1000, Isaac Newton was the coolest person to walk the face of the earth. Thank you VERY MUCH for giving me the opportunity to express myself.
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BLT
> Teenager of the Year <

South Sandwich Islands
4204 Posts

Posted - 11/10/2003 :  20:46:07  Show Profile
quote:
Originally posted by IceCream

How is Sir Isaac Newton not the coolest person alive?


Wouldn't his death remove him from the list of eligible persons?



"I joined the Cult of Alice / Because I find Goons attractive"
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yellow
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13 Posts

Posted - 11/10/2003 :  21:21:10  Show Profile
quote:
Originally posted by IceCream

How is Sir Isaac Newton not the coolest person alive? I would think that a scientist who worked out the law of univeral gravitation, founded modern optics with his experiments on breaking up light into the colors of the electomagnetic spectrum, AND had a significant role in the development of calculus while still keeping a modest profile would earn some respect from you, but apparently you are more partial to David Cross: a flippant comedian who considers anyone that does not agree with him as "dilluted".

In my opinion, Cheeseman1000, Isaac Newton was the coolest person to walk the face of the earth. Thank you VERY MUCH for giving me the opportunity to express myself.




I second the notion for Sir Isaac Newton. He was a pivotal figure in understanding the uniqueness of certain colors, and recognizing our differences.. Without him, people wouldn't understand that, for instance, yellow is a primary color (impossible to create by combining other colors. a one of a kind if you will).. whereas orange, though a color in its own right, is (sadly) just a secondary color.
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Cheeseman1000
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<

Iceland
8201 Posts

Posted - 11/11/2003 :  01:21:55  Show Profile  Visit Cheeseman1000's Homepage
Alright then, I second the motion that he's dead and therefore disqualified from the Coolest Person ALIVE list!


"I have joined the Cult Of Frank/And I have dearly paid"


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Scarla O
= Cult of Ray =

United Kingdom
947 Posts

Posted - 11/11/2003 :  04:27:03  Show Profile  Visit Scarla O's Homepage

I bet ya didn't know that Newton was an alchemist?

I quote:

"Newton was not the first of the age of reason," Keynes announced. "He was the last of the magicians."

This was meant quite literally, as was a statement expressed by the poet Wordsworth that Newton had a mind "forever voyaging through strange seas of thought, alone." For the "secret writings" made it clear that during the crucial part of Newton's scientific career -- the two decades between his discovery of the law of gravity and the publication of his masterwork, the "Principia Mathematica" -- his consuming passion was alchemy. Bunkered in his solitary live-in lab at the edge of the fens near Cambridge, Newton indulged in occult literature and strove to cook up the legendary "philosopher's stone" that would convert base metals into gold.

And a penchant for the occult was not Newton's only quirk. He is reported to have laughed just once in his life-when someone asked him what use he saw in Euclid. He took to decorating his rooms in crimson. He stuck a knife behind his eyeball to induce optical effects, nearly blinding himself. He was a Catholic-hating Puritan who secretly subscribed to the Arian heresy, which denied the divinity of Christ. Newton was also given to endless feuding. He seems to have had only two romantic attachments, both with younger males, and suffered a paranoiac breakdown after the second came to rupture."


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your mamas a pretty thing
- FB Fan -

Canada
66 Posts

Posted - 11/11/2003 :  06:55:43  Show Profile
lou reed is amongst the livin.

my mom thinks i'm cool
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Danishboy
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Denmark
175 Posts

Posted - 11/11/2003 :  07:20:31  Show Profile
I always thought that Bill Gates was cool "moneyways" Pretty dahm smart guy. Actors well who`s more cool than Jackie Chan?

Man of steel
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Coldheartofstone
* Dog in the Sand *

Canada
2025 Posts

Posted - 11/11/2003 :  07:40:40  Show Profile  Click to see Coldheartofstone's MSN Messenger address
Keith Richards...because he IS alive.


She was looking for some...place....to go....
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the swimmer
* Dog in the Sand *

USA
1602 Posts

Posted - 11/11/2003 :  07:47:01  Show Profile  Visit the swimmer's Homepage
quite frankly, I AM the coolest person.....alive.
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blarg007
= Cult of Ray =

USA
493 Posts

Posted - 11/11/2003 :  10:40:13  Show Profile
fer cryin' out loud THE COOLEST PERSON ALIVE ALREADY!...
not dead...i'll throw David Cross out there just for the hell
of it...schwimmer can take seconds

r

Edited by - blarg007 on 11/11/2003 10:40:41
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the swimmer
* Dog in the Sand *

USA
1602 Posts

Posted - 11/11/2003 :  10:42:48  Show Profile  Visit the swimmer's Homepage
quote:
Originally posted by blarg007

fer cryin' out loud THE COOLEST PERSON ALIVE ALREADY!...
not dead...i'll throw David Cross out there just for the hell
of it...schwimmer can take seconds

r



Oh fuck. I forgot about David.

I'm second.

Oh and Bob...yeah Bob.

Ok I'm third.


(remember the ranking monkey....one of my favorite sketches ever.)
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Coldheartofstone
* Dog in the Sand *

Canada
2025 Posts

Posted - 11/11/2003 :  10:52:57  Show Profile  Click to see Coldheartofstone's MSN Messenger address
I know this is a little off topic, but what to do when you realize the fool you are seeing turns out to be a complete idiot...
Is it mean to break up with someone because they are too stupid?


She was looking for some...place....to go....
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your mamas a pretty thing
- FB Fan -

Canada
66 Posts

Posted - 11/11/2003 :  11:33:28  Show Profile
quote:
Originally posted by Coldheartofstone


Is it mean to break up with someone because they are too stupid?






nope. Kick 'em to the curb

and did someone just say david schwimmer was the coolest person alive??
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BLT
> Teenager of the Year <

South Sandwich Islands
4204 Posts

Posted - 11/11/2003 :  11:51:22  Show Profile
quote:
Originally posted by Scarla O


I bet ya didn't know that Newton was an alchemist?



A dead alchemist.
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your mamas a pretty thing
- FB Fan -

Canada
66 Posts

Posted - 11/11/2003 :  11:58:40  Show Profile
quote:
Originally posted by IceCream

How is Sir Isaac Newton not the coolest person alive?




I LOVE this line
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Elcorazon
- FB Fan -

Italy
29 Posts

Posted - 11/11/2003 :  12:35:30  Show Profile
Mickey Mouse.

See you forever
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Cheeseman1000
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<

Iceland
8201 Posts

Posted - 11/11/2003 :  15:08:31  Show Profile  Visit Cheeseman1000's Homepage
quote:
Originally posted by your mamas a pretty thing


and did someone just say david schwimmer was the coolest person alive??


Um, no...

"So, what do you do in your spare time, young man?"
"I go on the internet and discuss whether Isaac Newton is the coolest person alive."


"I have joined the Cult Of Frank/And I have dearly paid"



Edited by - Cheeseman1000 on 11/11/2003 15:09:29
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Little Black Francis
> Teenager of the Year <

3648 Posts

Posted - 11/11/2003 :  16:21:47  Show Profile
I think your baby puking on you is cute.

Girlfriend spewing on your black back pack, not so cute.

What if David Shwimmer puked on your girlfriend and she used your black back pack to whipe it off? that would be awful.

I hate it when I puke and it comes out of nose too... : )

I have had a few girlfriends when there came a time that I realized they were stupid, those are the ones you break up with, as opposed to the ones who break up with you.

Edited by - Little Black Francis on 11/11/2003 16:22:59
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IceCream
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USA
1850 Posts

Posted - 11/11/2003 :  21:04:39  Show Profile  Visit IceCream's Homepage
quote:
Originally posted by Cheeseman1000

Alright then, I second the motion that he's dead and therefore disqualified from the Coolest Person ALIVE list!


"I have joined the Cult Of Frank/And I have dearly paid"



I got so carried away in my priase for Newton that I forgot about the fact that he is dead. I really feel really dumb now. Really foolish. But I won't delete my reply as I believe he still needs the recognition.

My apologies.
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MangyKid
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170 Posts

Posted - 11/11/2003 :  21:12:45  Show Profile
How do you measure someones worth as a human? Money! I'm better than 90% of those of you watching right now.
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