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glacial906
* Dog in the Sand *
USA
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 Posted - 10/31/2003 : 12:18:15
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Originally posted by the swimmer
Here's something scary for Halloween....
Wait for it.....
sorry.
Look at her. You know that she's thinking of how every guy she ever meets wants her. She knows that all guys secretly want heavy women, no matter how much they deny it. She knows that she is a goddess, and that all men stalk her, hence her clever t-shirt...
...when in the land of all things real she is a skanky fat whore.
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Carolynanna
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Canada
6556 Posts |
Posted - 10/31/2003 : 12:19:10
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Actually you should go back further,
pre-implant days, you'd be surprised. |
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apl4eris
~ Abstract Brain ~
USA
4800 Posts |
Posted - 10/31/2003 : 12:19:22
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| I guess her diet pills stopped working. And maybe the cadaver collagen injected in her lips started reproducing and took over the rest of her body. |
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glacial906
* Dog in the Sand *
USA
1738 Posts |
Posted - 10/31/2003 : 12:22:09
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| Jeezum crow this is a popular topic. |
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the swimmer
* Dog in the Sand *
USA
1602 Posts |
Posted - 10/31/2003 : 12:23:25
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Or this....
She coulda been a contendah.....
Glacial, that was funny, but you know what...if she called me right now, the way she looks now...I'd still go out with her. |
Edited by - the swimmer on 10/31/2003 15:42:59 |
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glacial906
* Dog in the Sand *
USA
1738 Posts |
Posted - 10/31/2003 : 12:25:25
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| What about Cher? Would you fuck her just so you could say you'd fucked Cher? (In this hypothetical situation she'd be her age now.) |
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the swimmer
* Dog in the Sand *
USA
1602 Posts |
Posted - 10/31/2003 : 12:25:49
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I have to say though...look at the size of that arm....jeezo Anna...honey....
Maybe some liposuction isn't that bad for some people. |
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the swimmer
* Dog in the Sand *
USA
1602 Posts |
Posted - 10/31/2003 : 12:27:04
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Originally posted by glacial906
What about Cher? Would you fuck her just so you could say you'd fucked Cher? (In this hypothetical situation she'd be her age now.)
Whatever's good enough for the Allman Bros is good enough for me, dig.
Yeah I'd fuck Cher and be the envy of every Gay man on the planet.
Maybe I oughta just do Liza Minelli at the same time. |
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apl4eris
~ Abstract Brain ~
USA
4800 Posts |
Posted - 10/31/2003 : 13:08:09
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| I'm afraid to ask, but what do the Allman Brothers have to do with Cher? |
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the swimmer
* Dog in the Sand *
USA
1602 Posts |
Posted - 10/31/2003 : 13:12:38
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Originally posted by apl4eris
I'm afraid to ask, but what do the Allman Brothers have to do with Cher?
She was married to Gregg Allman. Or Duane. Can't ever tell...the one who didn't die (physically).
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Do you wanna touch me THEY-ER, WHEY-ER, THEY-ER |
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apl4eris
~ Abstract Brain ~
USA
4800 Posts |
Posted - 10/31/2003 : 16:39:52
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| Oh. That's disturbing. I was just getting into them too. On with the thread, sorry. |
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Coldheartofstone
* Dog in the Sand *
Canada
2025 Posts |
Posted - 10/31/2003 : 17:12:07
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 C:\Documents and Settings\STATION2\My Documents\My Pictures\Soul_1.jpg
She was looking for some...place....to go.... |
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Cheeseman1000
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Iceland
8201 Posts |
Posted - 10/31/2003 : 17:15:02
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Somebody mentioned kids Tv presenters earlier on... mmm, Fearne Cotton...
 "I have joined the Cult Of Frank/And I have dearly paid"
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Coldheartofstone
* Dog in the Sand *
Canada
2025 Posts |
Posted - 10/31/2003 : 17:15:11
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She was looking for some...place....to go.... |
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Coldheartofstone
* Dog in the Sand *
Canada
2025 Posts |
Posted - 10/31/2003 : 17:42:44
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She was looking for some...place....to go.... |
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mereubu
= FB QuizMistress =
USA
2677 Posts |
Posted - 10/31/2003 : 18:25:45
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quote:
Originally posted by glacial906
[quote]Originally posted by the swimmer
Look at her. You know that she's thinking of how every guy she ever meets wants her. She knows that all guys secretly want heavy women, no matter how much they deny it. She knows that she is a goddess, and that all men stalk her, hence her clever t-shirt...
...when in the land of all things real she is a skanky fat whore.
Yeah, how dare she have any self-esteem. Fat people don't deserve to feel sexy. She should be home crying with her head in a bag and thinking of how she was worth so much more as a human being when she was thinner.
Feh.
I think she's a sad, pea-brained idiot, but as far as I'm concerned, she can be just as large-and-in-charge as she wants to be. Big girls have just as much of a right to feel that they're cute as some cadaverous, hollow-eyed, airbrushed coke-addicted model. I would hope that by the time women are in their thirties, they're over all that shit and able to love themselves for whatever shape they may be in.
 "I joined the Cult of Frank / And all I got was this lousy icon" |
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glacial906
* Dog in the Sand *
USA
1738 Posts |
Posted - 10/31/2003 : 20:30:51
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I have nothing against fat women, or fat people in particular. Good for her that she has this unrealistic, twisted vision of herself that all guys want her.
I guess I SHOULD have the self-esteem to know that I'm as desirable as some outgoing, tall, muscular guy, but due to my track record with girls -- who are, just so you know, as superficial in many instances as guys -- I just don't feel like proclaiming that ALL women want me. Maybe I'm just bitter, or have been in too many fucked up situations where some guy that I KNOW to be a total dickhead gets a girl over me just because he is more attractive or muscular, but I just can't bring myself to be that way.
Sorry if any of my flippant remarks offended you, anyway. |
Edited by - glacial906 on 10/31/2003 20:33:39 |
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the swimmer
* Dog in the Sand *
USA
1602 Posts |
Posted - 10/31/2003 : 22:14:28
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Yeah, really.
Glacial was not generally saying anything about Fat people.
He was saying ANS is a fat skanky whore.
Let's break it down...
Yes. She's fat. That's not a bad thing. It's just an observation.
Now, honey, y'all know...the bitch is skanky and a whore.
She married a 99 million year old man attached to an Iron lung and said it was love than slid off to the bank when he kicked this mortal coil.
But in all seriousness, there are plenty of "fat" women who look great. No one here is making fun of fat.
I love a thick girl just as much as a Gisele type. I love to cuddle. |
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billgoodman
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Netherlands
6118 Posts |
Posted - 11/01/2003 : 01:09:37
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one for david lovering
 "I joined the Culf of Frank/ And now I do not know what...to do" |
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realmeanmotorscutor
* Dog in the Sand *
USA
1764 Posts |
Posted - 11/01/2003 : 05:32:52
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You know glacial I've had the same problem. Actually before I started dating my now girlfriend of some years, I knew of a crush she had on this complete asshole. I said something like, "How come all the assholes get all the nice and pretty girls?" Apparently that was what won her over :) Go Skinny boy!
 "I joined the Cult of Popeye / The CoF required my good eye" |
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mereubu
= FB QuizMistress =
USA
2677 Posts |
Posted - 11/01/2003 : 08:37:46
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Aw, that's sweet. And lest anyone think that I've been neglecting the skinny boys in my posts, here's my fave:
"I joined the Cult of Frank / And all I got was this lousy icon" |
Edited by - mereubu on 11/01/2003 08:40:29 |
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realmeanmotorscutor
* Dog in the Sand *
USA
1764 Posts |
Posted - 11/01/2003 : 09:12:56
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hehe, thanks mere. At last a realistic image of what a man looks like, no airbrushing. j/k.
"I joined the Cult of Popeye / The CoF required my good eye" |
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gary13th
= Cult of Ray =
United Kingdom
632 Posts |
Posted - 11/01/2003 : 14:31:25
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scary anna nicole ! whats even scarier is that i've seen her show ! 
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They are about, dressed to deceive, architect David Vincent |
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anazgnos
= Cult of Ray =
USA
383 Posts |
Posted - 11/01/2003 : 19:20:47
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Originally posted by gary13th
scary anna nicole ! whats even scarier is that i've seen her show !
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They are about, dressed to deceive, architect David Vincent
and even scarier is that now you can buy the first season on DVD to watch again and again
 "the Cult of Eric: / where a man feels like a king / and a king feels like some kinda crazy super king" |
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