Mw husband told me that during a martini-bender lunch with some alcoholic engineers and traders, he had -way- too much, and puked in a wide and long stream in the middle of a restaurant, on his way to the bathroom. He said he heard a bunch af forks drop and a guy about 20 feet away started vomiting.
Yes, the Rooty Tooty Fresh 'n' Fruity is a real menu item at IHOP. They used to have commercials where some guy wore a mask (or maybe just fake glasses; I don't remember exactly) to order it.