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Stuart
- The Clopser -
China
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 Posted - 10/17/2003 : 19:13:30
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I'm not sure if we have had a thread about this, I don't think we have and I'm too lazy to do a search. What I want to know is, what is the funniest / most disgraceful thing you have done when drunk???
A personal one to kick it off:
It was my best mates 21st birthday, so we all went out and purchased crap suits from a nearby charity shop. My mate came around to my house at 11:00am and we necked a bottle of voddie before we met up with the guys and headed off to Bristol for a all day drinking sesh. At about 10:00pm we decided to leave Bristol and go to a cricket club party, which was about three miles away from where we all lived (but in the countryside, in the middle of nowhere).
By this time we were pretty much paraletic, but it didn't stop the drinking. We got to the cricket club and for reasons unknown I started pounding shots of tequila with a friend. The rest of the night I cannot remember.... I woke up in the pouring rain at about 4:00am feeling absolutely awful, and realised that I had passed out whilst lying on a very sloppy cowshit. So I managed to stand up and head for the direction of home (3 miles away down a dark and secluded country lane).
Walking along the lane my hangover got progressively worse and I knew I was in no state to walk. I could see a light up ahead coming towards me, which I recognised as a car so as it came closer I stepped out in front of it to try and hail a lift. It turned out to be a police car....
For some reason I managed to convince the policeman that there was no way I was in a state to make it home by walking 3 miles in the pouring rain... and he gave me a lift on the assumption that I was likely to get killed by passing out in the middle of the road or something like that. I got into the car (forgetting that I had fallen asleep in a cowshit) and the policeman reversed the van and drove up the road towards my house. All of a sudden I felt the urge to puke due to motion sickness.... but it came so suddenly that there was no time to get my head out of the window. I ended up projectile vomitting over the dash board of the car as the policeman was driving..... to his and my horror.
Fortunately, and very surprisingly (as policemen in my hometown of Thornbury act as if they are the Equaliser) the policeman was unconcerned of the mess that I had caused and just wanted me to get home safely. He didn't have a go at me or anything, just dropped me off outside of my house and told me to go to bed..... a truly great guy!
Who's the man that won't cop out when there's danger all about? |
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Jayhawk
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Posted - 10/17/2003 : 21:26:02
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| I was completely drunk with a friend of mine one night in '88 when we decided to pull the reciever off of a payphone. We shut the cable in the door of his car and sped away not realizing that the entire payphone had come out of it's base and was dragging along the ground next to the car. He got a drunk-driving ticket that night. True story. What fools we were. |
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Little Black Francis
> Teenager of the Year <
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Posted - 10/18/2003 : 00:38:49
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I farted on your cake. : )
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ain't it funny how the goes |
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Itchload
= Cult of Ray =
USA
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Posted - 10/18/2003 : 08:34:07
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Stuart, that's a great story, no way I can top it.
One time when I might have been the drunkest I've ever been I was walking around my campus clueless and causing a rucus in one of the dorms, my friend had to walk me back to my room after I had bumped into some policemen and RA's (leaders of the dorm) and talked to them. But--I didn't get in trouble because I was so drunk I couldn't even speak properly and I was mistaken for an exchange student who didn't know English. I have no memory of the night, but supposedly it was very frightening. |
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