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Stuart
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China
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Posted - 10/16/2003 :  18:51:45  Show Profile  Visit Stuart's Homepage
My mate gave me some viagra the other day, as he had just bought some and wanted to know what it was like before he used it. So, being interested I took one to see what happened. I waited and waited and waited expecting to all of a sudden become a 'stiff as a post' sex maniac but to my dismay nothing happened. It could have had something to do with the large quantity of beer that I took, or it could have been the fact that it wasn't really viagra, or it could be the fact that I am a jaffa.

Has anyone ever had the pleasure of getting hold of viagra and having it work for you??

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glacial906
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USA
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Posted - 10/16/2003 :  19:44:45  Show Profile
Hopefully you were around a willing girl when you took it; otherwise I can imagine it would be very unsatisfying.

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Stuart
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China
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Posted - 10/16/2003 :  21:16:54  Show Profile  Visit Stuart's Homepage
I was just with a couple of mates, and then went home to the wife dreaming of a night to remember, but got diddly squat as 'the lad' wouldn't work.

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ProverbialCereal
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USA
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Posted - 10/16/2003 :  21:31:33  Show Profile
So it had reverse effects?


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Blackolyte
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USA
109 Posts

Posted - 10/16/2003 :  22:07:01  Show Profile
Hey Stuart,

You have a wife and a girl friend? Or would that be concubine? No wonder you need Viagra. ;)

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floop
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Mexico
15297 Posts

Posted - 10/16/2003 :  22:07:40  Show Profile
i've always been curious what it's like. not that i'm going to seek it out..

but it's comforting to know that thanks to modern science i'll be able to do the deed to my last dying breath..



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steveplymouthuk
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United Kingdom
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Posted - 10/17/2003 :  09:45:06  Show Profile  Visit steveplymouthuk's Homepage
quote:
Originally posted by Stuart

I waited and waited and waited expecting to all of a sudden become a 'stiff as a post' sex maniac but to my dismay nothing happened.



As far as I know the effect it produces isn't to make you excited, but to keep you 'at attention' once you have become excited as normal. So unless you're normally 'pleased to see' your friends it shouldn't do anything. So I hear.
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Stuart
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China
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Posted - 10/17/2003 :  10:56:15  Show Profile  Visit Stuart's Homepage
quote:
Originally posted by Blackolyte

Hey Stuart,

You have a wife and a girl friend? Or would that be concubine? No wonder you need Viagra. ;)

http://forum.frankblack.net/topic.asp?TOPIC_ID=3282


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When I say the wife I mean my bird... they are the same person. I might have to try it again sometime, but this time without any alcohol to see if I can produce something that rivals the Iraqi supergun.

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Blackolyte
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USA
109 Posts

Posted - 10/17/2003 :  11:33:55  Show Profile
Gottcha! I thought you probably meant that.


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Edited by - Blackolyte on 10/17/2003 11:34:47
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Carolynanna
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<

Canada
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Posted - 10/17/2003 :  11:36:15  Show Profile
Isn't Viagra super expensive though?
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Stuart
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China
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Posted - 10/17/2003 :  18:10:33  Show Profile  Visit Stuart's Homepage
Not in China..... then again it is probably not viagra.

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martha_promise
= Cult of Ray =

USA
398 Posts

Posted - 10/18/2003 :  17:08:28  Show Profile
I had a friend who took one once. He said it was the most miserable night of his life. I guess even after "relieving" himself two or three times, he was still "standing at attention", if you will. Then he got really sore and started to worry. I dunno, but until I really need it, I think I'll stick to drugs that don't directly mess with my nether regions.

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Stuart
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China
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Posted - 10/19/2003 :  21:29:18  Show Profile  Visit Stuart's Homepage
Probably a good piece of advice.

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billgoodman
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Netherlands
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Posted - 10/20/2003 :  00:21:21  Show Profile  Click to see billgoodman's MSN Messenger address
Viagra only works when you are excited
so there's got to be a sexual tension somewhere



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