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billgoodman
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Netherlands
6213 Posts |
 Posted - 10/13/2003 : 05:24:22
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Ok I'm getting tired of typing english
I'm making lot's of mistakes, it's driving me nuts
It's not fair either, you should have a change to make mistakes too
So I want to learn you how to write (not to speak, that would be impossible) a bit dutch.
I did some research on this forum and looked for the most used lines and translated them.
First lesson:
I love Frank Black = Ik hou van Frank Black
Last night's performace was great = het concert van gisteren was fantastisch
My girl can't get an orgasm = mijn vriendin kan geen orgasme krijgen
The Swimmer is a retard = De Zwemmer is een klootzak
Edit-Moved By El Barto = Veranderd-verplaatst door El Barto
''it's not a box, it's a submarine'' |
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billgoodman
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Netherlands
6213 Posts |
Posted - 10/13/2003 : 05:24:54
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I'm also doing request's off course
''it's not a box, it's a submarine'' |
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Scarla O
= Cult of Ray =
United Kingdom
947 Posts |
Posted - 10/13/2003 : 06:10:38
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Ik begrijp het niet Nederlandse taal...Ik hou van Mr Zwart...'De Slang' is fantastisch?
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the swimmer
* Dog in the Sand *
USA
1602 Posts |
Posted - 10/13/2003 : 06:52:46
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quote:
Originally posted by billgoodman
The Swimmer is a retard = De Zwemmer is een klootzak
Bill, De Zwemmer is not a fucking Klootzak.
I am suprised at you! |
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billgoodman
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Netherlands
6213 Posts |
Posted - 10/13/2003 : 07:40:31
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as said in my Angst topic:
haha sorry swimmer
I don't think you are a retard
a few weeks ago I even said you were one of my favourite boardies
I was just posting some popular lines on the forum in dutch
I thought you would like to know the ''De Zwemmer is een klootzak''-line
because you don't seem easily hurted and can appreciate a good joke
''it's not a box, it's a submarine'
''it's not a box, it's a submarine'' |
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the swimmer
* Dog in the Sand *
USA
1602 Posts |
Posted - 10/13/2003 : 07:43:23
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Well we can all be Klootzaks every once in a while.
I knew this kid who had to ride the short yellow Klootzak bus to a special Klootzak school.
His name was *bleep*. |
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billgoodman
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Netherlands
6213 Posts |
Posted - 10/13/2003 : 07:45:10
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Just to kiss and make up with ''de zwemmer''
The swimmer is a good friend = De zwemmer is een goeie vriend
That's better?
''it's not a box, it's a submarine'' |
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glacial906
* Dog in the Sand *
USA
1738 Posts |
Posted - 10/13/2003 : 09:29:05
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| I think the way you type in English is generally pretty good. It sounds odd, but kind of like poetry in a way. |
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billgoodman
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Netherlands
6213 Posts |
Posted - 10/13/2003 : 13:51:14
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dankjewel glacial
second lesson:
Britney Spears has a nice ass = Britney Spears heeft een mooie reet
Do you have an umbrella for me = Heeft U soms een paraplu voor mij
I can't believe that there will be a pixies reunion = Ik kan het niet geloven dat er een pixies reunie komt
Shut up, it's not gonna happen = Hou je bek, dat gaat echt niet gebeuren
''it's not a box, it's a submarine'' |
Edited by - billgoodman on 10/13/2003 13:51:55 |
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steveplymouthuk
= Cult of Ray =
United Kingdom
639 Posts |
Posted - 10/13/2003 : 14:09:52
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This is great stuff! I nearly feel ready to go on holiday to try out my newfound knowledge.
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glacial906
* Dog in the Sand *
USA
1738 Posts |
Posted - 10/13/2003 : 14:49:26
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Hou je bek, dat gaat echt niet gebeuren, steveplymouthuk.
(Just kidding, I just have to try out my new vocabulary.)
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chickenwithtwoheads
= Cult of Ray =
Netherlands
391 Posts |
Posted - 10/13/2003 : 15:11:17
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het is geen doos, het is een onderzeeboot
I'm bored with the valleys and bored by the peaks. So I bought a ticket to the freaks |
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Wowee_Zowee
- FB Fan -
Belgium
81 Posts |
Posted - 10/13/2003 : 15:40:39
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Hou je bek :)... gekke Nederlanders toch! Soit, Bill, wees blij dat je vriendin niet Engels is zoals de mijne... kan je uiteindelijk toch altijd Engels praten want ik ben te lui om haar Nederlands te leren. Is dat trouwens MIJN taak?
Even if you're Michael or Janet: it's a sad, sad planet. |
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steveplymouthuk
= Cult of Ray =
United Kingdom
639 Posts |
Posted - 10/13/2003 : 16:18:21
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misleadtheworld
* Dog in the Sand *
United Kingdom
1222 Posts |
Posted - 10/13/2003 : 16:29:18
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hey mrbill, im interesting in learning dutch....unless it is stupidly hard....is it?
"Joan my Clerk of Trompe / And You'll be chick-a-be enlightened" |
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glacial906
* Dog in the Sand *
USA
1738 Posts |
Posted - 10/14/2003 : 00:25:13
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Hou je bek, dat gaat echt niet gebeuren, misleadtheworld.
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misleadtheworld
* Dog in the Sand *
United Kingdom
1222 Posts |
Posted - 10/14/2003 : 03:33:33
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stroopwafel! lief boom glacial. ive no idea what i just said.
"Joan my Clerk of Trompe / And You'll be chick-a-be enlightened" |
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billgoodman
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Netherlands
6213 Posts |
Posted - 10/14/2003 : 05:42:08
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steveplymouthuk that was a really bad dutch sentence
''it's not a box, it's a submarine'' |
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billgoodman
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Netherlands
6213 Posts |
Posted - 10/14/2003 : 05:54:03
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third lesson (level 2-medium):
If these internet-translators are right, you people are crazy=
Indien deze internet vertalers gelijk hebben, zijn jullie allemaal gek!
no misleadtheworld, dutch isn't hard to learn, but you'll never be able to pronounce it right =nee hoor houdewereldvoordegek, nederlands is niet moeilijk te leren, maar je kan het nooit uitspreken
yes, wowee zowee, it's your task to learn your girl dutch, you do want to ask her to grab a ''pilsje'' for you, don't you?=Ja, Wowee Zowee, het is jouw taak om je vriendin nederlands te leren, je wil toch wel dat je aan haar een pilsje kan vragen?
I'm not a fucking dancing bear=Ik ben geen neukende dansbeer
it's not a box, it's a submarine =het is geen doos, het is een onderzeeboot |
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misleadtheworld
* Dog in the Sand *
United Kingdom
1222 Posts |
Posted - 10/14/2003 : 07:49:54
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ik zal kan het nooit uitspreken! (hmm, it looks right to me) *sniff*
"Joan my Clerk of Trompe / And You'll be chick-a-be enlightened" |
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billgoodman
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Netherlands
6213 Posts |
Posted - 10/14/2003 : 08:01:46
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Hey trompe le monde/misleadtheworld,
If you delete either ''zal'' or ''kan'' from the last sentence, your dutch will be in fact correct. Not sure it will say what you mean, but it will be a good dutch line.
''it's not a box, it's a submarine'' |
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Wowee_Zowee
- FB Fan -
Belgium
81 Posts |
Posted - 10/14/2003 : 09:53:32
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"Pintje" kan ze al zeggen hoor! Maar serieus, hoe begin je daar aan? (Iemand Nederlands leren, niet: een pint bestellen)
Even if you're Michael or Janet: it's a sad, sad planet. |
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billgoodman
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Netherlands
6213 Posts |
Posted - 10/14/2003 : 10:56:12
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Well Wowee Zowee,
isn't there a course in belgium (most likely not a free one)
were she can learn dutch
Do you know the wife of prins willem alexander? Maxima? she was from Argentina and within a year she could speak dutch fluent
Nou Wowee zowee,
is er geen cursus in belgie (waarschijnlijk geen gratis curcus) waar ze nederlands kan leren, ken je de vrouw van prins willem alexander? maxima? zij kwam uit argentinie en ze kon binnen een jaar vloeiend nederlands!
''it's not a box, it's a submarine'' |
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El Barto
= Song DB Master =
USA
4020 Posts |
Posted - 10/14/2003 : 21:08:21
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How would I go about saying:
Please baby, just tickle my balls while you enjoy my rod. Don't worry, I'll get you a towel.
I might be making a trip to whereever the hell they speak Dutch soon.
 "I joined the Cult of Clops / If I were you, I'd sleep with one eye open." |
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Wowee_Zowee
- FB Fan -
Belgium
81 Posts |
Posted - 10/16/2003 : 14:45:38
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- Maxima heeft een representatieve functie
- Maxima heeft geld
Even if you're Michael or Janet: it's a sad, sad planet. |
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billgoodman
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Netherlands
6213 Posts |
Posted - 10/18/2003 : 05:20:37
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Ok Wowee Zowee you right about that maxima thing
But I'm sure you could teach here dutch yourself
just buy her a studybook and start teaching.
for El Barto:
Alsjeblieft schatje, kietel mijn ballen terwijl je geniet van mijn pik. Wees niet bang, ik haal een handoek voor je
''it's not a box, it's a submarine'' |
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The Holiday Son
= Quote Accumulator =
France
2010 Posts |
Posted - 10/18/2003 : 13:46:59
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billgoodman
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Netherlands
6213 Posts |
Posted - 10/18/2003 : 15:00:11
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nou de vakantie zoon, we eten meestal om 18.00 uur
well the holiday son, we usually eat at six pm
''it's not a box, it's a submarine'' |
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Wowee_Zowee
- FB Fan -
Belgium
81 Posts |
Posted - 10/19/2003 : 12:42:15
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Ja het magische woord is "studybook". Want zonder wist ik gewoon niet waar te beginnen... maar volgende week is het vakantie! We vliegen erin! We fly in it!
Even if you're Michael or Janet: it's a sad, sad planet. |
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