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floop
= Wannabe Volunteer =

Mexico
15297 Posts

Posted - 10/06/2003 :  09:07:35  Show Profile
www.worldbeardchampionships.com

Brackish Girl
~ Soul Eater ~

Ireland
1750 Posts

Posted - 10/06/2003 :  09:14:16  Show Profile
good luck.


doo doo doo...
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Carolynanna
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<

Canada
6556 Posts

Posted - 10/06/2003 :  09:18:57  Show Profile
Ahahaha, that is not attractive though, really.
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steveplymouthuk
= Cult of Ray =

United Kingdom
639 Posts

Posted - 10/06/2003 :  09:20:16  Show Profile  Visit steveplymouthuk's Homepage
I'm impressed!
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floop
= Wannabe Volunteer =

Mexico
15297 Posts

Posted - 10/06/2003 :  09:37:49  Show Profile
quote:
Originally posted by Carolynanna

Ahahaha, that is not attractive though, really.



really? not even a nice Fu Manchu like this one?

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Carolynanna
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<

Canada
6556 Posts

Posted - 10/06/2003 :  09:46:14  Show Profile
I think I still have to say no to that one.
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floop
= Wannabe Volunteer =

Mexico
15297 Posts

Posted - 10/06/2003 :  10:05:17  Show Profile
i guess i won't be inviting you to the competition Carolynanna.. everyone else will receive a formal invite to come support me, when i'm finally ready for competition (i'm shooting for 2008)
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massif snake
= Cult of Ray =

United Kingdom
282 Posts

Posted - 10/06/2003 :  10:08:48  Show Profile  Visit massif snake's Homepage  Click to see massif snake's MSN Messenger address
they r pretty amazing, i guess......

have sex with the nuns at my school.
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ProverbialCereal
- FB TabMaster -

USA
2953 Posts

Posted - 10/06/2003 :  12:04:11  Show Profile
Some of those pictures are quite scary.


I didn't know Frank Black had a beard...


(yeah I know it's a sad attempt of an FB look-a-like candidate)


"I joined the Incredible Cult of Frank / Then I got pissed and turned green"
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mereubu
= FB QuizMistress =

USA
2677 Posts

Posted - 10/06/2003 :  12:10:45  Show Profile  Visit mereubu's Homepage
Oh my.

Entry in this competition should automatically earn each entrant a Certification of Official Un-date-ability. "Congratulations, hirsute sir! You are now 100% unfuckable by any woman on the planet! Take a bow!"


"I joined the Cult of Frank / And all I got was this lousy icon"

Edited by - mereubu on 10/06/2003 12:13:03
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floop
= Wannabe Volunteer =

Mexico
15297 Posts

Posted - 10/06/2003 :  12:13:19  Show Profile
you haven't seen me in my beard mereubu
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mereubu
= FB QuizMistress =

USA
2677 Posts

Posted - 10/06/2003 :  12:26:57  Show Profile  Visit mereubu's Homepage
Sometimes you have to suffer for art, dear.


"I joined the Cult of Frank / And all I got was this lousy icon"
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Cult_Of_Frank
= Black Noise Maker =

Canada
11687 Posts

Posted - 10/06/2003 :  12:43:18  Show Profile  Visit Cult_Of_Frank's Homepage
How does the dude (pictured above) walk through hallways and doors? I bet he has to strafe.


"Join the Cult of Frank / And you'll be enlightened"
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floop
= Wannabe Volunteer =

Mexico
15297 Posts

Posted - 10/06/2003 :  12:45:33  Show Profile
quote:
Originally posted by mereubu

Sometimes you have to suffer for art, dear.


"I joined the Cult of Frank / And all I got was this lousy icon"



my point being, even with my not-so-minimal strands, i'll still the mac.
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Cult_Of_Frank
= Black Noise Maker =

Canada
11687 Posts

Posted - 10/06/2003 :  12:48:09  Show Profile  Visit Cult_Of_Frank's Homepage
Alright floop, we demand photos. Your beard is part of this board's mythology and we at least need diagrams...


"Join the Cult of Frank / And you'll be enlightened"
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speedy_m
= Frankofile =

Canada
3581 Posts

Posted - 10/06/2003 :  12:49:04  Show Profile
That is easily the awesomest thing I have ever seen in my existence. floop, once again you have proven your value to this forum. Don't listen to mere, I bet those guys lay more chicks than mother goose.


ixies

Edited by - speedy_m on 10/06/2003 12:49:25
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mereubu
= FB QuizMistress =

USA
2677 Posts

Posted - 10/06/2003 :  12:56:15  Show Profile  Visit mereubu's Homepage
lol

Although Mother Goose, being a goose, would have goslings, my little metaphor mixologist.


"I joined the Cult of Frank / And all I got was this lousy icon"
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speedy_m
= Frankofile =

Canada
3581 Posts

Posted - 10/06/2003 :  13:04:25  Show Profile
See, here's the thing, you little metaphor minx, that's a quote from the seminal white-hop group "Organized Rhyme" feat. a young Tom Green. "Check the O.R.", the classic single, features the now famous mother goose line. I think you better check the O.R. mere. And then ya head.


ixies
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Carolynanna
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<

Canada
6556 Posts

Posted - 10/06/2003 :  13:05:40  Show Profile
You like it so far.
Oh hilarious, I totally remember that video!

Edited by - Carolynanna on 10/06/2003 13:06:13
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floop
= Wannabe Volunteer =

Mexico
15297 Posts

Posted - 10/06/2003 :  13:10:40  Show Profile
quote:
Originally posted by Cult_Of_Frank

Alright floop, we demand photos. Your beard is part of this board's mythology and we at least need diagrams...


"Join the Cult of Frank / And you'll be enlightened"



i don't actually have a beard at the moment. i'm a clean shaven baby face

i'm still in the planning phase.. but once things start coming together (circa 2007-2008) i'll consider posting a preview picture then..

i'm kind of anit- posting pictures of myself now because i don't want to suffer the same fate as El Barto - horiffically transformed into a Telletubby.
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Cult_Of_Frank
= Black Noise Maker =

Canada
11687 Posts

Posted - 10/06/2003 :  13:41:19  Show Profile  Visit Cult_Of_Frank's Homepage
I'd LIKE to see a bearded Teletubby. Probably it should be po.


"Join the Cult of Frank / And you'll be enlightened"
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floop
= Wannabe Volunteer =

Mexico
15297 Posts

Posted - 10/06/2003 :  13:42:40  Show Profile
quote:
Originally posted by Cult_Of_Frank

I'd LIKE to see a bearded Teletubby. Probably it should be po.


"Join the Cult of Frank / And you'll be enlightened"



derek?
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Thomas
* Dog in the Sand *

USA
1615 Posts

Posted - 10/06/2003 :  14:12:18  Show Profile  Click to see Thomas's MSN Messenger address
quote:
Originally posted by floop


i'm kind of anit- posting pictures of myself now because i don't want to suffer the same fate as El Barto - horiffically transformed into a Telletubby.


I'm glad I never posted that pic of you and I at the New York show. WHEW!

Thomas
"Our love is rice and beans and horses lard"
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BLT
> Teenager of the Year <

South Sandwich Islands
4204 Posts

Posted - 10/06/2003 :  14:41:21  Show Profile
"Among the distinguished judges will be ... Mark Twain."

Admittedly he's probably got more experience with moustaches than the other judges, but he's been dead for 93 years.

Also, where are all the North American entrants?
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Golly
- FB Fan -

Sweden
51 Posts

Posted - 10/06/2003 :  15:30:28  Show Profile
Wow!! That page has had 300 000 hits!! Thoose guys are almost famous. I wonder if the fact that Germany has, or will host 50% of theese Beard Championchips is a coinsidence?
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ProverbialCereal
- FB TabMaster -

USA
2953 Posts

Posted - 10/06/2003 :  17:51:24  Show Profile
Jim had a Go-T in that picture of the teletubby. But not like these massive beards. That might look funny on a teletubby...

(... = I might be tempted to make a picture right now)


"I joined the Incredible Cult of Frank / Then I got pissed and turned green"
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ProverbialCereal
- FB TabMaster -

USA
2953 Posts

Posted - 10/06/2003 :  18:20:20  Show Profile
this might be pretty stupid...




"I joined the Incredible Cult of Frank / Then I got pissed and turned green"
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mereubu
= FB QuizMistress =

USA
2677 Posts

Posted - 10/06/2003 :  18:42:26  Show Profile  Visit mereubu's Homepage
I like Dipsy the best. He looks like Karl Marx.


"I joined the Cult of Frank / And all I got was this lousy icon"
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speedy_m
= Frankofile =

Canada
3581 Posts

Posted - 10/06/2003 :  18:42:58  Show Profile
It might be. But it's not. It's art. F&*k you Picasso, D-Rock is in the hizzy. Fa shizzle.


ixies
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floop
= Wannabe Volunteer =

Mexico
15297 Posts

Posted - 10/06/2003 :  18:48:36  Show Profile
i don't know what i'd do without you Derek. this is ALMOST as good as your rendering of El Barto..

i've never actually dropped acid myself (although i have taken mushrooms), but i'm guessing this wouldn't be the kind of thing you'd want to stare at if you were in the grips of a hardcore trip..

just conjecture.. (the green one is freaking me out, but also making me laugh..)

man, the possibilites with telletubbies are endless. who would have known?
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mereubu
= FB QuizMistress =

USA
2677 Posts

Posted - 10/06/2003 :  18:53:04  Show Profile  Visit mereubu's Homepage
I was so sad when my kid quit watching Teletubbies. (She loved it but then developed a morbid fear of a tam o' shanter-wearing puppet that they would occasionally show.) It's completely hypnotic, and they do everything twice. So that you never forget.

Tinky Winky's almost got some kind of Manson thing going there. He's starting to weird me out.


"I joined the Cult of Frank / And all I got was this lousy icon"

Edited by - mereubu on 10/06/2003 18:54:59
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ProverbialCereal
- FB TabMaster -

USA
2953 Posts

Posted - 10/06/2003 :  21:08:53  Show Profile
Well thank you for liking my picture (all three of you).

I like how you are saying their actual names, mere. lol. I'd be like "The blue one, the green one..." But since you say they resemble Marx and Manson I can use process of elimination to figure which ones you are talking about.

I kind of like the pink one (name?) because the beard looks like it's causing him to lose his balance.


"I joined the Incredible Cult of Frank / Then I got pissed and turned green"
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VoVat
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<

USA
9168 Posts

Posted - 10/07/2003 :  12:32:43  Show Profile  Visit VoVat's Homepage  Click to see VoVat's MSN Messenger address
quote:
I was so sad when my kid quit watching Teletubbies. (She loved it but then developed a morbid fear of a tam o' shanter-wearing puppet that they would occasionally show.) It's completely hypnotic, and they do everything twice. So that you never forget.


Or because they only have fifteen minutes of material for a half-hour show...

-Nathan
And how does lemur's skin reflect the sea?
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speedy_m
= Frankofile =

Canada
3581 Posts

Posted - 10/07/2003 :  12:35:10  Show Profile
quote:
Originally posted by ProverbialCereal

I kind of like the pink one (name?) because the beard looks like it's causing him to lose his balance.


"I joined the Incredible Cult of Frank / Then I got pissed and turned green"




That would be Po. The most diabolical 'tubbie of them all.


ixies
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Brackish Girl
~ Soul Eater ~

Ireland
1750 Posts

Posted - 10/07/2003 :  12:44:39  Show Profile
its strange, the fact they all own a toy each, and they get pissed off if any of the others plays with it. i guess they don't agree with sharing and caring.


doo doo doo...
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VoVat
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<

USA
9168 Posts

Posted - 10/07/2003 :  14:27:39  Show Profile  Visit VoVat's Homepage  Click to see VoVat's MSN Messenger address
No, it's just that the toys are intimately linked to the Teletubbies themselves, and if any one lost his or her toy, it would cause that baby-faced sun to come down and destroy their entire world.

-Nathan
And how does lemur's skin reflect the sea?
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