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the swimmer
* Dog in the Sand *
USA
1602 Posts |
 Posted - 09/26/2003 : 07:47:03
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Folks, right now for only $19.95, you can have a 16 month, Gals of Frank Black.net Calendar.
16 Pics of the Smartest, Prettiest, most Shin-Kickingest, Females of FB.Net posed with various pieces of Pixies and Frank Black Memoribilia, to set your heart to boom-chica-booming.
For example, For January, we have Brackish Girl in a cute little Eskimo coat and Thigh High mukluks leaning against the frozen eyeball wall from Trompe Le Monde....
July finds none other than our own Carolynanna recreating the Surfer Rosa album cover with a tattooed tit that says #13....and that's all.....
Steam up your Hot August Nights with Mereubu being carried like Fay Wray in the Arms of Dave Thomas from Pere Ubu, scantily clad of course (Dave Thomas, not Mere) hanging from the Eiffel Tower.
And more....much...much more.
Act now, don't delay. send a paypal payment of $19.95 plus $4,000.79 shipping and handling (and I do mean handling) to....
Hey! Been trying to Date you - The Gals of FrankBlack.Net
PO BOX 567
Thismonkeysgoneto, HVN
Hendersonville, TN
182621
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Cult_Of_Frank
= Black Noise Maker =
Canada
11687 Posts |
Posted - 09/26/2003 : 08:00:31
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Hey, I tried to order this calendar, but I couldn't figure out how to Paypal that street address. So, I tried to mail a cheque, but apparently I had insufficient postage to mail it to HVN - needed another 50 cents. And finally, I put the postage on, and got it back saying that the postal code was too short. Help me! I need to see February!
 "Join the Cult of Frank / And you'll be enlightened" |
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the swimmer
* Dog in the Sand *
USA
1602 Posts |
Posted - 09/26/2003 : 08:11:11
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February is Apl4Eris getting her skirt caught on a cactus tree.
Tres Magnifique! |
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Cult_Of_Frank
= Black Noise Maker =
Canada
11687 Posts |
Posted - 09/26/2003 : 08:38:16
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So you'll probably be seeing two cheques from Saskatoon, then. :)
"Join the Cult of Frank / And you'll be enlightened" |
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apl4eris
~ Abstract Brain ~
USA
4800 Posts |
Posted - 09/26/2003 : 09:07:44
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I would be the one that has to spill (her own) blood for art.....
"Toynbee ideas in Kubrick's 2001 resurrect dead on planet Jupiter"
-Unknown |
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mereubu
= FB QuizMistress =
USA
2677 Posts |
Posted - 09/26/2003 : 09:15:07
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Let's not forget ramona waiting tables at the Steak n Sabre. She can be the hostess w/the mostest.
"I joined the Cult of Frank / And all I got was this lousy icon" |
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the swimmer
* Dog in the Sand *
USA
1602 Posts |
Posted - 09/26/2003 : 09:54:03
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quote:
Originally posted by mereubu
Let's not forget ramona waiting tables at the Steak n Sabre. She can be the hostess w/the mostest.
"I joined the Cult of Frank / And all I got was this lousy icon"
undoubtedly!
She's April...spring has me sprung..... |
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Dave Noisy
Minister of Chaos
Canada
4496 Posts |
Posted - 09/26/2003 : 10:59:22
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You always leave out that Dave Noisy will be Ms April..i resent that.
The Cult of Frank - Two left feet, right where you don't need 'em. |
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gracie
= Cult of Ray =
United Kingdom
573 Posts |
Posted - 09/26/2003 : 11:40:30
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I think i speak for all the women on this forum when i say i'd be more than willing to strip for the sake of Frank and his art.
Maybe we could send Frank a copy. |
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the swimmer
* Dog in the Sand *
USA
1602 Posts |
Posted - 09/26/2003 : 11:56:56
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quote:
Originally posted by gracie
I think i speak for all the women on this forum when i say i'd be more than willing to strip for the sake of Frank and his art.
Maybe we could send Frank a copy.
Bingo.
Gracie, send a few jpegs to phelander@hotmail.com. I'll get back to you. |
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gracie
= Cult of Ray =
United Kingdom
573 Posts |
Posted - 09/26/2003 : 12:31:15
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Only if i can be August.
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the swimmer
* Dog in the Sand *
USA
1602 Posts |
Posted - 09/26/2003 : 12:48:59
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quote:
Originally posted by gracie
Only if i can be August.
Sure, whatever, just send em. |
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Dave Noisy
Minister of Chaos
Canada
4496 Posts |
Posted - 09/26/2003 : 14:40:18
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I think Gracie is really a guy.
The Cult of Frank - Two left feet, right where you don't need 'em. |
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the swimmer
* Dog in the Sand *
USA
1602 Posts |
Posted - 09/26/2003 : 22:38:58
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quote:
Originally posted by Dave Noisy
I think Gracie is really a guy.
The Cult of Frank - Two left feet, right where you don't need 'em.
Is that wishful thinking on your part Dave?
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Do you wanna touch me THEY-ER, WHEY-ER, THEY-ER |
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Brackish Girl
~ Soul Eater ~
Ireland
1750 Posts |
Posted - 09/27/2003 : 03:35:55
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i liked the buttons on the eskimo coat.
"In the Cult of Frank / i will eat you soul...heh." |
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misleadtheworld
* Dog in the Sand *
United Kingdom
1222 Posts |
Posted - 09/27/2003 : 04:22:05
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maybe you should make it like a musical card, when you open the calendar the holiday song plays.
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Dave Noisy
Minister of Chaos
Canada
4496 Posts |
Posted - 09/27/2003 : 08:43:39
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| umm..maybe...who wants to know? |
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Brackish Girl
~ Soul Eater ~
Ireland
1750 Posts |
Posted - 09/27/2003 : 16:51:56
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"are you jimmy ray? who wants to know? who wants to know?"
anyone remember jimmy ray? wow, that guy was skinny.
doo doo doo... |
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speedy_m
= Frankofile =
Canada
3581 Posts |
Posted - 09/28/2003 : 01:12:22
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Wow, Jimmy Ray... thanks for bringing up that awful memory. I had filed him under "weaker, white version of Rico Suave", and totally forgotten him, but you had to bring it back.
"are you Fay Wray? who wants to know? who wants to know?"....
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floop
= Wannabe Volunteer =
Mexico
15297 Posts |
Posted - 09/28/2003 : 21:50:52
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swimmer, i hope you have a good laywer because it's common knowledge that i'm already in the process of putting together my own "ladies of fb.net swimsuit calendar"..
can you say "copyright infringement"?
sadly, it looks like you may be experiencing a taste of your own telletubby/prision-style punishment very soon. brace yourself. |
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the swimmer
* Dog in the Sand *
USA
1602 Posts |
Posted - 09/29/2003 : 07:44:56
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quote:
Originally posted by floop
swimmer, i hope you have a good laywer because it's common knowledge that i'm already in the process of putting together my own "ladies of fb.net swimsuit calendar"..
can you say "copyright infringement"?
sadly, it looks like you may be experiencing a taste of your own telletubby/prision-style punishment very soon. brace yourself.
Mine was just a joke.
It's very sad if you are doing this for real.
Can you say "Very sad" and shake your head condescendingly?
I can and I do, right at you. |
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the swimmer
* Dog in the Sand *
USA
1602 Posts |
Posted - 09/29/2003 : 07:46:53
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floop
= Wannabe Volunteer =
Mexico
15297 Posts |
Posted - 09/29/2003 : 09:19:24
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i assure you mine was not a joke. again, NOT a joke. it's very rare that that i joke period, and this is yet another of many instances when i'm fucking DEAD SERIOUS about something.. i take this calendar VERY seriously.. it's like my baby.. and if i have to take you to court for stealing my idea, then so be it..
[edited for spelling - i'm trying for you swimmer]
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the swimmer
* Dog in the Sand *
USA
1602 Posts |
Posted - 09/29/2003 : 10:28:26
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quote:
Originally posted by floop
i assure you mine was not a joke. again, NOT a joke. it's very rare that that i joke period, and this is yet another of many instances when i'm fucking DEAD SERIOUS about something.. i take this calendar VERY seriously.. it's like my baby.. and if i have to take you to court for stealing my idea, then so be it..
[edited for spelling - i'm trying for you swimmer]
You mean, The People's Court? (For all you Dead Milkmen Fans) |
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apl4eris
~ Abstract Brain ~
USA
4800 Posts |
Posted - 09/29/2003 : 10:36:32
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Hey everybody! Let's move to Portland!!!
...in my bitchin camaro!
"You finding Ling-Lings' head? Someone come into yard, kill dog, cut off head of dog. Ling-Ling very good dog. very much want head return. REWARD" |
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floop
= Wannabe Volunteer =
Mexico
15297 Posts |
Posted - 09/29/2003 : 10:49:46
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what is it with Portland? is portland really as cool as everyone says it is. i've heard nothing but good things about it, but then i'm not a fan of constant rain.. seem like a lot of people are moving there these days..
and a lot of cool people already live there.
Gus Van Sant, Todd Haynes.. (at least, cool filmmakers) |
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the swimmer
* Dog in the Sand *
USA
1602 Posts |
Posted - 09/29/2003 : 11:38:44
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quote:
Originally posted by apl4eris
"You finding Ling-Lings' head? Someone come into yard, kill dog, cut off head of dog. Ling-Ling very good dog. very much want head return. REWARD"
I peed my pants the first time I saw that poster. It was tres funny. |
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speedy_m
= Frankofile =
Canada
3581 Posts |
Posted - 09/29/2003 : 12:28:20
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Don't forget Stephen Malkmus and most of Sleater-Kinney!
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apl4eris
~ Abstract Brain ~
USA
4800 Posts |
Posted - 09/29/2003 : 12:46:54
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Swimmer, did you also see the found list of "things to do"?:
"Beat up a pillow
hide from yourself
brush hair wrong way
Run into a wall
Pretend you are on a talkshow
Tape mouth, spin
clean up"
Where did you see that poster, BTW?
entre psychose et serenite |
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the swimmer
* Dog in the Sand *
USA
1602 Posts |
Posted - 09/29/2003 : 12:50:39
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quote:
Originally posted by apl4eris
Where did you see that poster, BTW?
entre psychose et serenite
I saw it on the net with a pathetic picture of a poodle along with it. |
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apl4eris
~ Abstract Brain ~
USA
4800 Posts |
Posted - 09/29/2003 : 13:29:08
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Yeah, that's the one.
Did you see it at ubu.com, perhaps? "Found+insane" writings:
http://www.ubu.com/found.html
I particularly like the one that starts "Learn to say PENIS in Over 50 Languages!..."
"That's not what I ordered. I ordered an opera. This is a potato print." --Laurie Anderson |
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ramona
"FB Quote Mistress"
USA
3988 Posts |
Posted - 09/30/2003 : 07:00:41
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quote:
Originally posted by mereubu
Let's not forget ramona waiting tables at the Steak n Sabre. She can be the hostess w/the mostest.
"I joined the Cult of Frank / And all I got was this lousy icon"
Aw, I'm touched. Would you like fries with that shake?  |
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