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Brackish Girl
~ Soul Eater ~

Ireland
1750 Posts

Posted - 09/24/2003 :  11:44:07  Show Profile
quote:
Originally posted by Stuart

Happy 1000 Speedo!


speedo! i like it. congrats speedo.
...eww, gross, thank gos i don't know what you look like.
*hands mere some alpine milk chocolate("with cream!")* enjoy miss god, sir. i mean madam.


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speedy_m
= Frankofile =

Canada
3581 Posts

Posted - 09/24/2003 :  11:49:35  Show Profile
I rarely wear speedos Jessie, but when I do, I assure, everyone loves it. Especially my top two harem girls, who are suddenly now opposed to the idea of being in my harem. But that's alright, I live to give, so mere will receive many chocotastic treats, and Carolyn will receive a large hug. Jessie, you will receive a cold, deathly stare. Enjoy!


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Carolynanna
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<

Canada
6556 Posts

Posted - 09/24/2003 :  12:03:18  Show Profile
Why can't chicks have harems? What's the deal with that?
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speedy_m
= Frankofile =

Canada
3581 Posts

Posted - 09/24/2003 :  12:06:01  Show Profile
Who says they can't? You can be the first Carolyn, and I can think of at least one person who sign up right away.


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Carolynanna
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<

Canada
6556 Posts

Posted - 09/24/2003 :  12:08:14  Show Profile
Alright, I like grapes.
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speedy_m
= Frankofile =

Canada
3581 Posts

Posted - 09/24/2003 :  12:12:14  Show Profile
Why is it always grapes? Big leaves and grapes. Let's update the traditional harem milieu for the Oh-oh's. This town needs an enema! (Enema's do not necessarily have to be part of the new harem, or "Harem 03", as it's being called).


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speedy_m
= Frankofile =

Canada
3581 Posts

Posted - 09/24/2003 :  12:15:25  Show Profile
Perhaps the very word "harem" is the problem, as it's not the most egalitarian term out there. Harem's by definition cannot contain men, so perhaps we need a new term all together.


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speedy_m
= Frankofile =

Canada
3581 Posts

Posted - 09/24/2003 :  12:19:18  Show Profile
Okay, here's the T-shirt for Carolyn/Mere to wear to announce their intentions:




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Brackish Girl
~ Soul Eater ~

Ireland
1750 Posts

Posted - 09/24/2003 :  12:20:58  Show Profile
quote:
Originally posted by speedy_m

I rarely wear speedos Jessie, but when I do, I assure, everyone loves it. Especially my top two harem girls, who are suddenly now opposed to the idea of being in my harem. But that's alright, I live to give, so mere will receive many chocotastic treats, and Carolyn will receive a large hug. Jessie, you will receive a cold, deathly stare. Enjoy!


ixies


i love cold deathly stares! how did you know?
and as my friend luke would say 'i am now going to eat your soul.'
oh gosh, that has to be my signature.


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speedy_m
= Frankofile =

Canada
3581 Posts

Posted - 09/24/2003 :  12:22:16  Show Profile
I know everything about you Jessie....


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Brackish Girl
~ Soul Eater ~

Ireland
1750 Posts

Posted - 09/24/2003 :  12:29:27  Show Profile
i figured that out a long time ago.
you dont think i see you reading my mind mike? cos i see you, boy, i do.



"In the Cult of Frank/i will eat you soul...heh."
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speedy_m
= Frankofile =

Canada
3581 Posts

Posted - 09/24/2003 :  12:30:46  Show Profile
Very well young Jessie. Do not taunt the lion...


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Brackish Girl
~ Soul Eater ~

Ireland
1750 Posts

Posted - 09/24/2003 :  12:36:48  Show Profile
what lion? where? and stop taunting my youngness. or i'll 'un-healthyify' you.


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Dave Noisy
Minister of Chaos

Canada
4496 Posts

Posted - 09/24/2003 :  14:02:35  Show Profile  Visit Dave Noisy's Homepage
Grapes don't give you pimples.


The Cult of Frank - Your Metaphysical Diaper
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Carolynanna
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<

Canada
6556 Posts

Posted - 09/24/2003 :  14:05:34  Show Profile
Grapeseed extract is supposed to be pretty good for you too.
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Brackish Girl
~ Soul Eater ~

Ireland
1750 Posts

Posted - 09/24/2003 :  14:25:51  Show Profile
but it does not compare, to your cold deathly stare.
gee, i'm so quick witted.


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Carolynanna
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<

Canada
6556 Posts

Posted - 09/24/2003 :  14:27:35  Show Profile
That was good Jessie.
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mereubu
= FB QuizMistress =

USA
2677 Posts

Posted - 09/24/2003 :  16:00:48  Show Profile  Visit mereubu's Homepage
quote:
Originally posted by Dave Noisy

Grapes don't give you pimples.


The Cult of Frank - Your Metaphysical Diaper



Neither does chocolate--that's a nasty, nasty rumour. Chocolate is full of happy endorphin-producing goodness. You can just keep those grapes, and there will be more chocolate for me!


"I joined the Cult of Frank / And all I got was this lousy icon"
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Dave Noisy
Minister of Chaos

Canada
4496 Posts

Posted - 09/24/2003 :  16:59:15  Show Profile  Visit Dave Noisy's Homepage
Methinks is the (milk's) saturated and/or hydrogenated oils.. I've been really careful to cut them out lately (TFA's that is) and although i have very few pimples to start with, it's been even more noticeable..

Quality fats..it's all about the quality fats. I'm only using cold-pressed extra virgin olive oil and non-hydrogenated / non-GMO Earth Balance margerine now..and not cooking anything over 350 C (the magic temp that fats go TFA..)
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apl4eris
~ Abstract Brain ~

USA
4800 Posts

Posted - 09/24/2003 :  17:44:04  Show Profile  Visit apl4eris's Homepage
Wow - fun with science!

Dave, how is that margerine? My husband's got high cholesterol (the bad kind) and he uses Smart Balance (albeit less often than he should), but non-GMO Organic is always the way to go, if they successfully married it with good taste....

350 C? Poor wee American in a Metric/Celsius world...I never could remember my conversion tables. argh!

Mere? ditto! chocolate rocks the block! heheh

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ProverbialCereal
- FB TabMaster -

USA
2953 Posts

Posted - 09/24/2003 :  18:39:10  Show Profile
Fareinheit = 1.8 x (C) + 32

So multiply 1.8 by 382 and you'll get your answer.


"I joined the Incredible Cult of Frank / Then I got pissed and turned green"
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speedy_m
= Frankofile =

Canada
3581 Posts

Posted - 09/24/2003 :  19:14:49  Show Profile
"Un-healthify"? What's with all the attitude lately Jessie? You been giving me the shit now for a while, what's going on? .... I like it.


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ProverbialCereal
- FB TabMaster -

USA
2953 Posts

Posted - 09/24/2003 :  19:18:53  Show Profile
Oh would you two get a thread.


"I joined the Incredible Cult of Frank / Then I got pissed and turned green"
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speedy_m
= Frankofile =

Canada
3581 Posts

Posted - 09/24/2003 :  19:26:39  Show Profile
Ha! Easily THE catcphrase of the year. The whole bit above is something I've been trying out lately, and the ladies seem to like it. (They're less enthused with the groping and low moaning). It's a classic little swerve. "What's up with the attitude lately (in semi-disgusted/unhappy tone).... I like it". Besides, "get a thread", what are we, C & D?


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apl4eris
~ Abstract Brain ~

USA
4800 Posts

Posted - 09/24/2003 :  19:43:44  Show Profile  Visit apl4eris's Homepage
quote:
Originally posted by ProverbialCereal

Fareinheit = 1.8 x (C) + 32

So multiply 1.8 by 382 and you'll get your answer.


"I joined the Incredible Cult of Frank / Then I got pissed and turned green"


Thanks!
...
662 degrees fahrenheit?! Jumpin jesus on a pogo stick, who the hell cooks their food to that temp? I gotta get me one of those fusion ovens.

"Toynbee ideas in Kubrick's 2001 resurrect dead on planet Jupiter"
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ProverbialCereal
- FB TabMaster -

USA
2953 Posts

Posted - 09/24/2003 :  19:47:27  Show Profile
That does seem high. Did I do that formula right? I'm pretty sure it is. Maybe Dave meant Farenheit in the first place?

If he meant 350 F, that would be like 176 C


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Stuart
- The Clopser -

China
2291 Posts

Posted - 09/24/2003 :  21:01:30  Show Profile  Visit Stuart's Homepage
Speedo's rule!

Who's the man that won't cop out when there's danger all about?
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apl4eris
~ Abstract Brain ~

USA
4800 Posts

Posted - 09/24/2003 :  21:12:32  Show Profile  Visit apl4eris's Homepage
Yep, you did get it right, I had to double check. I think the formula will now be indelibly singed into my brain. :)

spee - do! spee - do!

Maybe you needs you some harem master speedo pants, Mr. Speedo sir?

"Toynbee ideas in Kubrick's 2001 resurrect dead on planet Jupiter"
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speedy_m
= Frankofile =

Canada
3581 Posts

Posted - 09/24/2003 :  21:45:08  Show Profile
I just need you to keep calling me sir... whew...

Anyway, I think I have my fill of speedo pants. Why, I still have a whole closet of parachute pants I've never worn. I really should go through those first.


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Dave Noisy
Minister of Chaos

Canada
4496 Posts

Posted - 09/25/2003 :  00:56:44  Show Profile  Visit Dave Noisy's Homepage
Holy Lucifer, i guess i meant F. =)

Dunno what Smart Balance is like.. Earth Balance isn't Organic, fyi, just no GMO.

I think it's tasty, but other than that, i haven't eaten margerine in years. Others love it tho, whatever that's worth.
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Brackish Girl
~ Soul Eater ~

Ireland
1750 Posts

Posted - 09/25/2003 :  12:26:16  Show Profile
quote:
Originally posted by speedy_m

"get a thread", what are we, C & D?


ha ha! burn! oh wait, you were replying to derek. it would have been so much funnier if it was dean or car-girl.


"In the Cult of Frank / i will eat you soul...heh."
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Cult_Of_Frank
= Black Noise Maker =

Canada
11687 Posts

Posted - 09/25/2003 :  12:40:50  Show Profile  Visit Cult_Of_Frank's Homepage
You guys are welcome to use our thread for your inane blabberings. Think of it as a party room. Mingle, my pretties!


"Join the Cult of Frank / And you'll be enlightened"
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speedy_m
= Frankofile =

Canada
3581 Posts

Posted - 09/25/2003 :  12:49:10  Show Profile
You're just sad because people are using my special thread for the party. Well fi on you! They're my pretties!


ixies
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Brackish Girl
~ Soul Eater ~

Ireland
1750 Posts

Posted - 09/25/2003 :  13:51:12  Show Profile
who's your pretties??? goddamnit mike, you better write something respectable...


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Dave Noisy
Minister of Chaos

Canada
4496 Posts

Posted - 09/25/2003 :  16:28:03  Show Profile  Visit Dave Noisy's Homepage
Hey, i'm no man's pretty.


The Cult of Frank - Two left feet, right where you don't need 'em.
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