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Kirk
= Cult of Ray =

USA
633 Posts

Posted - 09/20/2003 :  11:49:35  Show Profile
Here's something i've been working on for a while.


I’ve been playing bass for “F_cking Awesome!” for several years now. Also there’s our two guitarists, the singer, and our drummer who moronically lost both of his legs in a trolley accident while touring San Francisco that night. The trolley wasn’t in an accident, nor was he actually riding on one. A trolley ran over his legs while walking in the middle of the street. We were so freakin’ drunk, it was awesome, but not really. Thank the gods for technology, because I sold his government-issued wheel chair and got him one of them drum machines as a surprise gift. It’s powerfully awesome, and he’s really good at programming the thing. We go through singers like no other and I rather not talk about that. So if you’re ever in Cali., LA specifically, then come and see us. We guarantee you’ll convert to F_cking Awesomism!
http://artconspiracy.com/conspiracy_sound_gallery_list.asp?id=-202034084



-Kirk

Chris Knight
= Cult of Ray =

USA
899 Posts

Posted - 09/20/2003 :  16:07:50  Show Profile  Visit Chris Knight's Homepage
"The drummer wanted to kick his ass so badly, but unfortunately couldn't." Hilarious. Is that a picture of Anton LaVey?

When the hell is CBS gonna do a Murphy Brown reunion?

Edited by - Chris Knight on 09/20/2003 16:09:45
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Chris Knight
= Cult of Ray =

USA
899 Posts

Posted - 09/20/2003 :  16:10:47  Show Profile  Visit Chris Knight's Homepage
The second singer, I mean.
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El Barto
= Song DB Master =

USA
4020 Posts

Posted - 09/20/2003 :  22:41:58  Show Profile  Visit El Barto's Homepage
That's great...didn't listen to the songs, but I love the concept. I was actually thinking of doing something like this a year or two ago.


"I joined the Cult of Frank / Did anyone else have to give up their first born?"
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