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Dallas
= Cult of Ray =
USA
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 Posted - 09/19/2003 : 15:13:44
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This is too easy, really...
Al Gore is coming into town to campaign with Gray Davis. That’s not an announcement, that’s a warning. Do not drive or operate heavy machinery after watching the two of them together – it could be fatal. (leno)
In an interview yesterday, Bill Clinton said he believes that New Yorkers would release Hillary from her commitment to serve six years in the senate if she wants to run for president. I’m shocked. A Clinton who doesn’t believe in commitments – you could have knocked me over with a feather. (leno)
This week Gray Davis and Bill Clinton made a joint appearance at an elementary school. Talk about embarrassing! Davis lost all the kids' lunch money while Clinton had sex with their teacher! (leno)
They are once again doing White House tours. After September 11 they stopped doing that for a while. Once again they are giving tours of the White House. There are some things different about the tours with the Bush administration. Unlike the Clinton administration the tour guides don’t have to knock on the doors: "Are you decent?" (Letterman)
Over the weekend President Clinton was out here in L.A. I guess he heard that J. Lo was single again (leno)
President Bush’s numbers seem to be slipping a bit. Right now he’s ahead of any unnamed Democrat by 4 points. Which is pretty accurate because not very many people can name any of the Democrats. (leno)
The owner of a famous New York City bookstore has stated that Hillary Clinton’s new book is flying off the shelves. Not because people are buying it but because Hillary is throwing the books at her husband. (COnan)
Actually, President Clinton’s cookbook comes out today. He wrote a cookbook, he got recipes from all these celebrities and stuff. And of course since it’s Clinton, every recipe features breasts and thighs (leno)
Bill Clinton is moving into his new office in Harlem. He's real excited, because he hasn't had good office sex in nearly six months! (letterman)
It was so hot today that Clinton got a Slurpee and then went to 7-Eleven! (letterman)
Clinton is crazy. When he moved out, you know, I mean, he — honest to God — they just, he took everything he hadn't nailed." —David Letterman
"How many of you remember President Clinton? You wouldn't have thought it looking at President Clinton that he liked art, but he and his wife Hillary stole about 70 pieces. In fact, the only still life he didn't take was Al Gore." —David Letterman
"In a New York Times column this past Sunday, Bill Clinton defended himself with his Marc Rich pardon, claiming there was no quid pro quo. You know, as opposed to his usual scandals where he claims there's no 'quid pro ho.'" —Jay Leno
"Remember President Clinton? He had to go to London over there to pick up another quarter of a million dollar speaking fee. And he had to fly commercial for the first time, and I am thinking 'Wait a minute? Isn't that a violation of his parole?'" —David Letterman
"It would be funny if it wasn't so sad — getting off the plane. See Clinton, he thinks that he is on Air Force One, so he gets off the plane and out of force of habit, he steals the pillows and the earphones and the chairs and the flight attendant and the landing gear and the cockpit and the lavatory and the in-flight movie and the flaps and the vertical stabilizers, the reverse thrusters." —David Letterman
"Clinton flew to Europe yesterday to give a series of lectures. Hey, wouldn't it be great for revenge if while the Clintons were out of town the Bushes snuck into their house in Chappaqua and stole all the furniture back?" —Jay Leno
"Dan Burton was so morally outraged about this pardon business, he almost forgot to send his love child a birthday card." —Jay Leno, on the Republican congressman leading the investigation into Clinton's pardons
"President Clinton is still in the news. The man who will not go away. In a new poll, 47 percent of New Yorkers said they would like former President Clinton to run for mayor of New York. Apparently, this is the same 47 percent of New Yorkers that were pardoned by him." —Conan O'Brien
"They say now that Clinton is stealing the spotlight from George Bush. I'm thinking 'Well, sure. He also stole the coffee maker, the fax machine, the computer..." —David Letterman
"Regarding the recent scandals President Clinton said today that the truth will prevail. Boy, he must be getting desperate if he is considering the truth." —Jay Leno
"How many of you remember President Clinton? You wouldn't have thought it looking at President Clinton that he liked art, but he and his wife Hillary stole about 70 pieces. In fact, the only still life he didn't take was Al Gore." —David Letterman
"This pardon thing just gets worse and worse. The latest thing is that the Secret Service records show that Denise Rich and a female friend visited President Clinton in the White House the night he gave the pardon. Apparently somebody got secretly serviced." —Jay Leno
"James Carville — one of those guys you always see on CNN, which is of course now the Clinton News Network, he said he didn't worry about Bill Clinton because Bill is the Come-Back Kid. Here is my question; How can you make a comeback when you won't go away?" —Jay Leno
"Even when he dies, we better make sure the coffin's nailed shut." —Historian Douglas Brinkley, on Bill Clinton
"The National Enquirer, they claim that Denise Rich and Bill Clinton had an affair. Yeah, I'm shocked too. Cheating on his interns! That's awful." —Jay Leno
Bob Dole (to Late Night host Conan O'Brien): "I like your furniture. I've seen furniture like this in the White House. Has Hillary been here?" O'Brien: "Did they really take noticeable stuff from the White House?" Dole: "George Bush invited me to stay in the Lincoln Bedroom last week, and I got there and there wasn't any bed. I don't know what happened to it. It's probably up here somewhere."
"Senator Hillary Clinton was there. And it was the first time that she was at a presidential address as a member of congress. Of course Bill loved it, it was like having a Hillary cam. He knew where she was the whole time. He was keeping an eye on her from the motel. 'Trixy bring me another brew, will ya? She is going to be about another 20 minutes.'" —Jay Leno
"Did you know Bill and Hillary Clinton were born under the same sign? Know what sign? 'For Sale.'" —Jay Leno
"President Clinton was featured in a foreign documentary. He was nominated for an Academy Award. Did you hear this? I believe it is called 'Crouching Intern, Stolen Sofa.'" —David Letterman
"Hillary said today that she knew nothing about her brother's involvement (in Clinton's pardons). I believe her. This woman didn't even know who her husband was having sex with. How is she going to know what her brother is doing? Six months ago, she just suddenly found out she lived in New York!" —Jay Leno
"What is going on with those two? The Clintons have replaced the Sopranos as America's favorite TV crime family." —Jay Leno
"Hillary Clinton's brother Hugh Rodham allegedly took $400,000 in exchange for two pardons. This is the most embarrassing incident the Clintons have had all week. Of course, this is great news for Roger Clinton. Now, he is no longer the most embarrassing Presidential relative. ... Today, Hillary asked him to return the money. He said he couldn't because he spent the whole 400 grand at the Krispy Kreme doughnut store. ... That is one thing about the Bush family: Jeb didn't take any money for fixing the Florida election. He did it for free." —Jay Leno
"In a New York Times column this past Sunday, Bill Clinton defended himself with his Marc Rich pardon, claiming there was no quid pro quo. You know, as opposed to his usual scandals where he claims there's no 'quid pro ho.'" —Jay Leno
"They say now that Clinton is stealing the spotlight from George Bush. I'm thinking 'Well, sure. He also stole the coffee maker, the fax machine, the computer..." —David Letterman
"Clinton is now involved in so many scandals, you know, right now more than ever. He's involved in so many scandals. Nobody would notice. This is a great time for this guy because right now nobody would notice if he sneaked in a little sex." —David Letterman
"Roger Clinton was arrested for driving under the influence. Apparently, he was weaving and went off the road up onto somebody's lawn. Police wouldn't say what his blood alcohol level was but they did say it was somewhere between a Kennedy and a Yeltsin. Of course, being a typical Clinton, today he blamed the whole thing on a vast right-curb conspiracy." —Jay Leno
"This kind of thing could really tarnish the Clinton legacy, if you ask me. Brother Roger was also distraught saying, 'Oh God, now people are going to associate me with him again.'" —Craig Kilborn
"You know where Clinton is this week? He's in New Orleans. He made a speech there last night. Clinton is in New Orleans during Mardi Gras. Is this an accident waiting to happen now? ... You thought they called it 'the big easy' before. Oh, my God! ... Here's a married guy who had sex in the Oval Office with a teenager in the middle of the week. What the hell is he going to do at Mardi Gras?" —Jay Leno
"This kind of thing could really tarnish the Clinton legacy, if you ask me. Brother Roger was also distraught saying, 'Oh God, now people are going to associate me with him again.'" —Craig Kilborn
"Wednesday Bill and Hillary Clinton returned some $28,000 worth of furniture that they took with them when they left the White House. The ex-president stressed that the dollar amount was actually much lower as many of the items were 'stained.'" —Jimmy Fallon, on SNL's "Weekend Update"
"This week Clinton has proven why they call him 'the comeback kid.' You know? I mean every time people see him they go, 'Hey, come back with that table! Hey!'" —Jay Leno
"Last night, former President Clinton made his debut as a citizen speaker. Did quite well. His spokesman said he is getting over 100 requests a week for paid appearances. So far, he has turned pretty much everything down, though he is mulling over an appearance in the 'Vagina Monologues.'" —Bill Maher
"There is all this controversy over Clinton's office space. Here is my question; why does he even need an office? He doesn't have a job. Shouldn't you get a job first, then worry about an office? An office with no job? It is like he's vice president now." —Jay Leno
"Is it me or is Clinton in the paper more now than when he was president? Doesn't it seem that way? Isn't this whole thing with Clinton — it's like a big messy divorce, isn't it? We're arguing over who gets the furniture, which one's going to take the cat, how much is the rent on the new place. I mean, Clinton's like our national ex-wife. He keeps calling; he won't go away." —Jay Leno
"Today, (Ariel) Sharon got a congratulatory phone call from President Bush, and Ehud Barak got a phone call from former President Bill Clinton who said, 'Take the furniture.'" —David Letterman, on Israel's election
"The Clintons are being criticized for taking furnishings from the White House including sofas and tables. I don't know how much stuff they took, but I understand at their home in Chappaqua you can still sleep in the Lincoln bedroom. ... I guess that is two commandments that Clinton seems to have trouble following." —Jay Leno
"Bill Clinton made his first paid public appearance Monday at a corporate event in Florida. For his efforts, the ex-president took home a $100,000 speaking fee, four tables, a dozen folding chairs, the overhead projector and some couches." —Jimmy Fallon, on SNL's "Weekend Update"
"Apparently Clinton and Gore had a very mean little fight after Gore lost the election, and they blamed each other. Clinton blamed Gore for not running on the administration's record and Gore blamed Clinton for his integrity issues, which Clinton apparently really still does not understand because his last words to Al Gore were, 'Hey, give me a hand with this couch.'" —Politically Incorrect host Bill Maher
Yesterday at Barnes & Noble Hillary Clinton had a book signing and a lot of people showed up. 1,200 people showed up and statistically speaking that means 1 in 10 of those people slept with her husband." —David Letterman
"Hillary is everywhere. Last night she's on Barbara Walters, this morning she's on Katie Couric, and tomorrow she goes on Diane Sawyer. This is the first time Hillary has been on more women than Bill." —Jay Leno
"In her book Hillary Clinton said she could have divorced her husband for all of his infidelities, but decided to get counseling instead. In a related story Bill Clinton announced the name of his new book is 'What Does It Take To Get This Woman To Leave Me?'" —Craig Kilborn
"Hillary said that when she first set eyes on Bill Clinton back in college he had a beard and he reminded her of a Viking, which is perfect because she reminded him of Iceland. ... Like a Viking, he is still out conquering and exploring virgin territory." —Jay Leno
"According to USA Today, former President Clinton has already read his wife's new book five times. In fact, the former president has now spent more time in bed with the book than he has with Hillary." —Conan O'Brien
"The A&E network has announced they are making a two hour movie about Hillary Clinton's days in the White House. And of course they haven't come up with a title yet. These are some of the titles they are considering: 'She's too fat, I'm too furious,' 'Dude, Where's my husband?' 'Ken Starr Wars,' 'Bend it like Monica,' 'Crouching Monica, Hidden Cigar,' 'My husband spent Hanukkah in Monica.'" —Jay Leno
"Hillary also said in the book it was a challenge to forgive Bill, but she figured if Nelson Mandela could forgive, she could give it a try. Isn't that amazing? I didn't know Clinton hit on Mandela's wife." —Jay Leno
"Hillary said that one of the reasons she stayed with Bill so long is because no one can make her laugh like he does, especially when he says stuff like, 'I did not have sex with that woman.'" —Jay Leno
"In the book Hillary says she and President Clinton kept their marriage together through counseling. Yeah, that and living in different cities and never seeing each other." —Craig Kilborn
"Hillary Clinton kicked off her big thirty-city book tour to remind us what a private person she is. ... She had a big book signing party at Barnes & Noble and, listen to this, the first fifty people to show up got to sleep with Bill." —David letterman
"Hillary also said that she got advice from Jackie Kennedy. Jackie Kennedy warned her about the dangerous attractions around charismatic politicians. Jackie told her that Bill, like Jack Kennedy, had a personal magnetism that inspired strong feelings from people. Of course, Kennedy attracted good-looking women." —Jay Leno
"Hillary said during the Lewinsky scandal a lot of people reached out at her including the Dali Lama. The Dali Lama called her at the White House. He told her that Bill's ying and yang were out of balance. The Dali Lama told her Bill was spending too much time on his yang." —Jay Leno
"You know who should actually read this book, President Clinton. That way he can find out exactly what she doesn't know about so he can keep doing that." —Craig Kilborn
"Hillary's got this huge book, it's a memoir of her life and times at the White House. In the book she says when Bill told her he was having an affair, she said 'I could hardly breath, I was gulping for air.' No, I'm sorry, that's what Monica said." —David Letterman
"Hillary Clinton says that when President Clinton confessed to her about his affair, she wanted to, quote, 'Wring his neck.' Hillary decided against it when she realized choking Bill would only enhance his orgasm." —Conan O'Brien
"Hillary Clinton's book hits the stores this Monday. Oh boy, it took her a long time to write it. But in her defense, every time she tried to use the desk, Bill was always using it for a date." —Jay Leno
"Hillary told Barbara Walters that Clinton came to her bedside one morning, woke her up to confess and she said she was shocked. Not that he lied, but that Clinton even knew where her bedroom was." —Jay Leno
"Barbara said that she was surprised Hillary Clinton agreed to the interview because Barbara had done the interview with Monica Lewinsky. But Walters says that she believes that as far as Hillary Clinton is concerned Monica is behind her, as opposed to Bill who always felt that Monica was beneath him." —Jay Leno
"The A&E network is making a movie about Senator Hillary Clinton and they want Sharon Stone to play Hillary Clinton. Which explains why President Clinton has volunteered to play himself." —Conan O'Brien
"The word is that Bill Clinton is so distraught over Hillary's new book that he's been drinking. Sweet Lord, we've seen the chicks he hits on when he's sober!" —Craig Kilborn
"Hillary said that after Bill admitted the affair with Monica he would spend time alone with Buddy, the dog. He would spend all his time with Buddy the dog. At least that's how he told her he got those scratches on his back." —Jay Leno
"It's a fascinating book. Hillary said that after Clinton admitted to the affair she yelled at him. She said 'Why did you lie to me?' And he said 'You mean this time?'" —Jay Leno
"In her new book, Hillary said that for months she accepted Bill Clinton's story that Monica was just an intern who would come to him asking for help in finding a job. And of course, he wasted no time in finding a position for her." —Jay Leno
"Hillary Clinton's 506-page memoirs comes out next week. So much of her personality shines through, that in the end, you'll want to sleep with an intern." —Craig Kilborn
"In Hillary Clinton's new book 'Living History,' Hillary details what it was like meeting Bill Clinton, falling in love with him, getting married, and living a passionate, wonderful life as husband and wife. Then on page two, the trouble starts." —Jay Leno
"There is a cold front moving across the country. Yeah, it's Hillary starting her book tour." —Craig Kilborn
"The word is that when Bill read the book he wept when he finished it. The last chapter is titled 'The Castration.'" —Craig Kilborn
"Hillary Clinton has written a big book. It's her memoirs about her life in the White House. And she's going to be on the Barbara Walters show. They give Hillary a radical makeover and she's inadvertently hit on by Bill." —David Letterman
"Congratulations to New York Senator Hillary Clinton. She is publishing her book of memoirs of her years in the White House. You know she was there for eight years. It's quite a volume, 600-pages, that's an enormous book. I mean, the thing weighs almost enough for her husband to date." —David Letterman
"Hillary Clinton has finished writing her book where she says her marriage couldn't be stronger, and Bill just finished his book titled 'Chicks I Nailed While Hillary was Writing Her Book.'" —Craig Kilborn
"Word has it that Hillary Clinton will finish her memoirs much earlier than Bill. Hillary's book is called 'Get Off Of Her and Start Writing.'" —Craig Kilborn
"The publisher of Hillary Clinton's memoirs, in which she received the largest book advance in history, are worried she is way behind. It's suppose to go to printers next month, she hasn't sent them a manuscript or even given them the title yet. But in her defense, fiction is a lot harder to write. ... To give you an idea of how far behind she is, she's only up to Clinton's 25th affair." —Jay Leno
"You may think you have a stressful job, but since she's been a Senator, Hillary Clinton, they say, put on 30 pounds. In fact, she has gotten so heavy that today Bill hit on her." —David Letterman
"Hillary Clinton has finished her memoirs for publication next year, while Bill has barely finished the first chapter. Well, in all fairness, fiction is a lot harder to write." —Jay Leno
"I have said that I'm not running and I'm having a great time being pres — being a first-term senator." —Hillary Clinton, commenting on whether she has presidential ambitions
"Senator Hillary Clinton had an embarrassing slip of the tongue the other day. After saying she had no intention of running for President, she said 'I'm having a great time being the Pres, I mean Senator from New York.' Later when she was asked about President Bill Clinton, she said, 'You know I've been married to that son of, I mean that wonderful man.'" —Jay Leno
"According to New York publishers, Bill Clinton will get more money for his book than Hillary Clinton got for hers. Well, duh. At least his book has some sex in it." —Jay Leno
"There was talk this week that Hillary Clinton was going to run for vice president. Now, I didn't know that you could run for vice president. But people were saying, 'Oh no, if it can be done, she's going to do it.' So now, Hillary is very busy denying that she wants to be vice president. I'm just thinking, doesn't it feel good to have a Clinton denying things again." —David Letterman
"We Republicans were almost out of people to hate in the Senate. Teddy Kennedy is just too old and fat to pick on" —P.J. O'Rourke, on why Hillary's Clinton's election victory was a good thing, in his new book, The Ceo of the Sofa
"Hillary Clinton, our junior senator from New York, announced that she has no intentions of ever, ever running for office of the President of the United States. Her husband, Bill Clinton, is bitterly disappointed. He is crushed. There go his dreams of becoming a two-impeachment family." —David Letterman
"My day breaks up like this: 10 minutes doing Senator stuff, 9 hours Sony Playstation." —Sen. Hillary Clinton (D-N.Y.), from the "Top Ten Things Never Before Said By A United States Senator," as heard on the Late Show with David Letterman
"Vanity Fair magazine reports that former President Clinton and Al Gore haven't spoken to each other since George W. Bush's inauguration. Not only that, Bill and his wife, Hillary, haven't spoken since Richard Nixon's inauguration." —Conan O'Brien
"Last night, Senator Hillary Clinton hosted her first party in her new home in Washington. People said it was a lot like the parties she used to host at the White House. In fact, even the furniture was the same." —Jay Leno
"To Pretty Hillary. Welcome to the Senate." —Sen. Strom Thurmond to Sen. Hillary Clinton, on a copy of a cartoon from New York magazine depicting the exuberant embrace he gave her when she was sworn in
"A student from the University of Washington has sold his soul on eBay for $400. He's a law student, so he probably doesn't need it, but still, that's not very much. Today, Hillary Clinton said, 'Hey, at least I got some furniture and a Senate seat for mine." —Jay Leno
"It was reported today that a week ago Hillary Clinton officiated at the wedding of one of her long-time aides. There was one awkward moment. When they got to the point where they asked if anyone had a reason to object, Hillary got out her wedding album." —Conan O'Brien
"If we have an accident it will be 49-49." —Sen. Hillary Clinton (D-N.Y.) on taking a Harley ride with Sen. Ben Nighthorse Campbell (R-Co.)
Bob Dole (to Late Night host Conan O'Brien): "I like your furniture. I've seen furniture like this in the White House. Has Hillary been here?" O'Brien: "Did they really take noticeable stuff from the White House?" Dole: "George Bush invited me to stay in the Lincoln Bedroom last week, and I got there and there wasn't any bed. I don't know what happened to it. It's probably up here somewhere."
"Senator Hillary Rodham Clinton is now facing a kind of personal dilemma. She can't decide whether to drop the name Clinton from her name, or drop the name Rodham. They can't figure out which one is more embarrassing." —Jay Leno
"Hillary Clinton is getting a little bit of controversy because she has the most expensive hometown office rent — over $500,000 a year. She's in a one-year lease in the office, as opposed to her marriage, which is on a month-to-month." —Jay Leno
"Senator Hillary Clinton is attacking President Bush for breaking his campaign promise to cut carbon dioxide emissions, saying a promise made, a promise broken. And then out of habit, she demanded that Bush spend the night on the couch." —Late, Late Show host Craig Kilborn
"Hillary said today that she knew nothing about her brother's involvement (in Clinton's pardons). I believe her. This woman didn't even know who her husband was having sex with. How is she going to know what her brother is doing? Six months ago, she just suddenly found out she lived in New York!" —Jay Leno
"Hillary Clinton's brother Hugh Rodham allegedly took $400,000 in exchange for two pardons. This is the most embarrassing incident the Clintons have had all week. Of course, this is great news for Roger Clinton. Now, he is no longer the most embarrassing Presidential relative. ... Today, Hillary asked him to return the money. He said he couldn't because he spent the whole 400 grand at the Krispy Kreme doughnut store. ... That is one thing about the Bush family: Jeb didn't take any money for fixing the Florida election. He did it for free." —Jay Leno
"Senator Hillary Clinton was (at Bush's speech).. And it was the first time that she was at a presidential address as a member of congress. Of course Bill loved it, it was like having a Hillary cam. He knew where she was the whole time. He was keeping an eye on her from the motel. 'Trixy bring me another brew, will ya? She is going to be about another 20 minutes.'" —Jay Leno
"Did you know Bill and Hillary Clinton were born under the same sign? Know what sign? 'For Sale.'" —Jay Leno
"Senator Hillary Clinton was there. And it was the first time that she was at a presidential address as a member of congress. Of course Bill loved it, it was like having a Hillary cam. He knew where she was the whole time. He was keeping an eye on her from the motel. 'Trixy bring me another brew, will ya? She is going to be about another 20 minutes.'" —Jay Leno
"President Clinton, this guy is sharp. Boy, he gave Hillary the most romantic Valentine's gift today, a huge rose garden. Where would he get that?" —Jay Leno
"Hillary Clinton is the junior senator from the great state of New York. When they swore her in, she used the Clinton family Bible. You know, the one with only seven commandments." —David Letterman
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speedy_m
= Frankofile =
Canada
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Posted - 09/19/2003 : 15:16:36
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Conclusion? Your two party system sucks because both your parties are awful. Nader in 2004!
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Dallas
= Cult of Ray =
USA
725 Posts |
Posted - 09/19/2003 : 15:21:02
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Uh no, the conclusion is that late night comics make fun of those in power.
Some may judge a government by late night jokes, others by the last time a province tried to secede... |
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speedy_m
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Canada
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Posted - 09/19/2003 : 15:33:12
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Hey now friend, keeps those barbs in check. No one said Canada is the bastion of governmental purity. Yes, late night comics make fun of those in power pretty much without prejudice. Which is good. But as far as I'm concerned, the Democrats and Republicans are flipsides of the same dirty coin. And no, the government in my country isn't much better, specifically a few power hungry Franco-centrics in Quebec.
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Dallas
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USA
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Posted - 09/19/2003 : 15:38:10
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| fair enough speedy, although I thought my response was pretty tame... |
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Cult_Of_Frank
= Black Noise Maker =
Canada
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Posted - 09/19/2003 : 16:00:28
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I don't see how Dallas' post really says anything about a two party system except that only one side may be made made fun of. In that whole barrage, there's not a single joke at Bush's expense. I really don't care, I don't like Clinton much either, but I find it interesting that there's not a one joke in there about the other side.
I tend to agree that comics make fun of those in power without exception, but then why has the commentary of the other side been removed? <twilight zone theme>
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speedy_m
= Frankofile =
Canada
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Posted - 09/19/2003 : 16:05:04
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Oh, I didn't really mean that you were being rude, that was just a joke. Becuase the Quebec thing isn't really a big deal anymore. (Not to the rest of Canada, at least). So flame on!
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speedy_m
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Posted - 09/19/2003 : 16:06:36
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Dave posted a bunch of Bush jokes from late night comedians. This was Dallas's response. His point was that comedians make fun of everyone. Mine was that both the Democrats and the Rebulicans suck.
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Cult_Of_Frank
= Black Noise Maker =
Canada
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Posted - 09/20/2003 : 02:36:10
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Ahh... so I concede that this is all fair, then. :)
I did not see the other thread.
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Dave Noisy
Minister of Chaos
Canada
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Posted - 09/20/2003 : 09:18:49
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The reason mine had a glimmer of humor is due to the relativetivity of Bush. And that it was a relatively small number of quotes.
This is....well, this isn't that. ;)
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El Barto
= Song DB Master =
USA
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Posted - 09/20/2003 : 09:28:38
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"It's a two party system. You'll have to vote for one of us!"
"He's right! It's a two party system."
"Well, I'll vote for a third party candidate!"
"Go ahead, throw your vote away! <laughter>"
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Cult_Of_Frank
= Black Noise Maker =
Canada
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Posted - 09/20/2003 : 09:47:09
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I would have voted for Kronos.
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Dallas
= Cult of Ray =
USA
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Posted - 09/20/2003 : 11:43:52
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Oh Dave give me a break. You posted those jokes because they fit the agenda that you press here. Gray Davis, Hillary, Bill Clinton aren't 'relativetivity' but Bush jokes are? Its the same reason that you think posting a completely false 'resume' and furthering a misinformation campaign is "neat". Even the thinking liberals on this forum rejected that post.
The common thread is that they fit your idealogy. I on the otherhand am simply a counter-puncher. I wouldnt start any of this garbage on a music forum. Actually I find your transparant motives to have more than a glimmer of humor, thanks! |
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Dave Noisy
Minister of Chaos
Canada
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Posted - 09/20/2003 : 19:24:35
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I dunno, i prolly woulda laughed at the Clinton jokes a few years ago. I'm not that impressed with him either.
I didn't read through them (too many!) i just skimmed and they seemed mainly targetted at Clinton, so my bad. I'll take a peek for some of the Davis ones later. |
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El Barto
= Song DB Master =
USA
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Posted - 09/20/2003 : 22:40:48
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Kronos? Surely you mean Kang or Kodos.
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Cult_Of_Frank
= Black Noise Maker =
Canada
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Posted - 09/21/2003 : 02:06:37
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Ummm.... see, the thing about that is.... run!
Kronos is the third "master" alien who actually orchestrates Kang & Kodos. He's behind the scenes and not many people know of him, but he's the real power. Until Xeus comes along and kicks his #@5.
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