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Cult_Of_Frank
= Black Noise Maker =
Canada
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 Posted - 09/14/2003 : 11:59:50
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The RIAA has decided that it can't beat MP3 piracy. So, to cull their growing losses, they have started work on the perfect musician that will pay 100% of all monies earned directly to the RIAA. They can shape this musician to look, act, and 'feel' however they want; more so than they do currently. And it's all thanks to the magic of robotics
That's right, a robot is being developed that can play guitar. No more facades, pop music is being exposed for what it is. Soon, they'll be able to make attractive human finishings - the perfect woman playing guitar - and the stuff will sell. And the RIAA can get it to play whatever it wants, however long it wants, for nothing, and to sign contracts that entitle RIAA to 100% of profits.
http://www.lemurbots.org/audiovideo.html
Disclaimer: This actually has nothing to do with the RIAA and I think is sort of interesting, hence the link. But then again, it's not like these robots are any different than what you'd see if you could peel back Britney's skin...
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El Barto
= Song DB Master =
USA
4020 Posts |
Posted - 09/14/2003 : 12:07:39
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At least Britney has 3 input ports...
 "I joined the Cult of Frank / But I don't post every 5 fucking minutes" |
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Cult_Of_Frank
= Black Noise Maker =
Canada
11687 Posts |
Posted - 09/14/2003 : 12:19:06
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Input ports... nice. Or lol. Whatever works.
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miguel
- FB Fan -
USA
213 Posts |
Posted - 09/14/2003 : 23:29:33
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| It's weird watching that thing at work. |
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Dave Noisy
Minister of Chaos
Canada
4496 Posts |
Posted - 09/14/2003 : 23:35:46
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| Wow..this is pretty damn cool... |
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brank flack
- FB Fan -
USA
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Posted - 09/14/2003 : 23:57:52
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| I thought Devo were good. They are better than some guitar. |
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