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vilainde
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
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mereubu
= FB QuizMistress =
USA
2677 Posts |
 Posted - 09/11/2003 : 07:53:22
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Eww. Denis, how do you say, "I want to gouge my eyes out" in French?
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El Barto
= Song DB Master =
USA
4020 Posts |
Posted - 09/11/2003 : 10:38:54
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Someone get me a towel.
FRANK BLACK SATAN WORKSHIP BLACK MASS |
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Cult_Of_Frank
= Black Noise Maker =
Canada
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Posted - 09/11/2003 : 10:58:23
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I'll get you a towel... a tea-towel. <rimshot, please>
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El Barto
= Song DB Master =
USA
4020 Posts |
Posted - 09/11/2003 : 13:12:00
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I don't even know what that means.
FRANK BLACK SATAN WORKSHIP BLACK MASS |
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PixieSteve
> Teenager of the Year <
Poland
4698 Posts |
Posted - 09/11/2003 : 13:16:43
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Cult_Of_Frank
= Black Noise Maker =
Canada
11687 Posts |
Posted - 09/11/2003 : 13:46:47
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Heh... tea-towels are MUCH smaller. That should be enough to piece it together. Unless Derek wants to somehow lend a humourous pic with a teatowel?
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Carolynanna
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Canada
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Posted - 09/11/2003 : 13:49:43
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| I think he's joking, he knows what it means but he's trying to pretend like he has no idea, get it? |
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Cult_Of_Frank
= Black Noise Maker =
Canada
11687 Posts |
Posted - 09/11/2003 : 13:52:15
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Ahh... the denial phase. Yeah, you'we pwobabwy wight. Which reminds me, have you been to homestarrunner.com?
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Carolynanna
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Canada
6556 Posts |
Posted - 09/11/2003 : 14:02:08
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| nope sir, can't say I have. |
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ramona
"FB Quote Mistress"
USA
3988 Posts |
Posted - 09/11/2003 : 14:02:54
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| I'm afraid to look... |
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Cult_Of_Frank
= Black Noise Maker =
Canada
11687 Posts |
Posted - 09/11/2003 : 15:01:04
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To look at homestarrunner.com? I wouldn't look at work unless you have headphones and people are okay with you laughing for minutes on end, but it's a great little site otherwise. Or are you talking about seeing Derek's take on Jim and the tea-towel?
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Ebb Vicious
* Dog in the Sand *
USA
1162 Posts |
Posted - 09/11/2003 : 15:09:23
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| oh boy an airbrush painting, whoopie. |
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Cult_Of_Frank
= Black Noise Maker =
Canada
11687 Posts |
Posted - 09/11/2003 : 15:22:55
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They're always funny.
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ProverbialCereal
- FB TabMaster -
USA
2953 Posts |
Posted - 09/11/2003 : 18:21:46
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There will be no Jim/tea-towel images from me.
Someone else can do this one if they dare.
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El Barto
= Song DB Master =
USA
4020 Posts |
Posted - 09/11/2003 : 21:45:04
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So what, you're trying to say that I don't cum a lot or something? I mean, is that supposed to hurt? Like, yeah, after I cum twice I'm usually shooting blanks, but seriously...
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Dave Noisy
Minister of Chaos
Canada
4496 Posts |
Posted - 09/11/2003 : 22:58:15
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I think the funniest part of this is that Jim doesn't know what a tea-towel is..
Kinda reminds me of that stupid joke:
Grandpa says 'i found a condom under the veranda.'
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glacial906
* Dog in the Sand *
USA
1738 Posts |
Posted - 09/11/2003 : 23:34:37
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I fear this topic is going into the realm of the obscene, since now we all know, whether we wanted to or not, approximately how much Jim ejaculates. (Ugh...)
One of my friends told me that he always used to use a sock to...um...finish up in. I just hope he kept that one sock separate from all the others.
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Cult_Of_Frank
= Black Noise Maker =
Canada
11687 Posts |
Posted - 09/12/2003 : 07:49:29
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Yeah, nothing like putting your foot in a sock full of goo. I call this occurrence "getting your sea legs" since you've effectively got at least one foot full of semen. Actually, I just made that up. But if I ever hear about it happening, I will be sure to call it that.
Jim, it wasn't supposed to hurt, be a laugh is all. The implication was that a smaller "manufacturing plant" wouldn't produce as much...
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El Barto
= Song DB Master =
USA
4020 Posts |
Posted - 09/12/2003 : 10:27:06
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I'll just have to take a picture of my dick and post it online, but I'm afraid I don't have enough film *rimshot*
"I joined the Cult of Frank / But I don't post every 5 fucking minutes" |
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Dave Noisy
Minister of Chaos
Canada
4496 Posts |
Posted - 09/12/2003 : 12:14:13
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| A sock..wow..what a great idea, thanks guys!!!! |
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glacial906
* Dog in the Sand *
USA
1738 Posts |
Posted - 09/12/2003 : 12:35:31
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Why on God's green earth has this topic been so devoid of members of the feminine persuasion for the last few posts??!!
"...you can see here by my grin I don't give a fuck..." |
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mereubu
= FB QuizMistress =
USA
2677 Posts |
Posted - 09/12/2003 : 14:22:34
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Hmm, I wonder. I'll go ask some. . .
"I joined the Cult of Frank / And all I got was this lousy icon" |
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speedy_m
= Frankofile =
Canada
3581 Posts |
Posted - 09/12/2003 : 14:50:59
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| I say you're persuasively feminine mere. |
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mereubu
= FB QuizMistress =
USA
2677 Posts |
Posted - 09/12/2003 : 14:58:08
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Ah, base flattery. I like it!
"I joined the Cult of Frank / And all I got was this lousy icon" |
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speedy_m
= Frankofile =
Canada
3581 Posts |
Posted - 09/12/2003 : 15:00:54
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| I thought you would. It's a common feminine trait. |
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mereubu
= FB QuizMistress =
USA
2677 Posts |
Posted - 09/12/2003 : 15:03:30
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D'oh! Foiled again.
Darned femininity.
"I joined the Cult of Frank / And all I got was this lousy icon" |
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Dave Noisy
Minister of Chaos
Canada
4496 Posts |
Posted - 09/12/2003 : 23:21:41
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| Anyone here seen the Ali G skit on feminism? I'll let someone who's a little more eloquent spell it out..hehehe.. |
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El Barto
= Song DB Master =
USA
4020 Posts |
Posted - 09/12/2003 : 23:37:54
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Oh, and about socks, the idea seems all well and good...and yes, it does work well and good...until you notice your socks become stained after a while. Not good. Especially when you're a teenagers. And your parents do your laundry.
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