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the swimmer
* Dog in the Sand *
USA
1602 Posts |
 Posted - 09/11/2003 : 06:47:38
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Since we're all pouring our heart out on what we want to be when we grow the fuck up and then everyone responds with their insightful opinions, here's my wish...
I want to be the sexiest mother fucker on the planet.
As in when Prince says "You sexy mother fucker" I want it to be me that people think is being sung about.
I also want to be able to eat any pie in the world without gaining weight.
I also want to be a ceo for the "Keep my wallet filled with 100 dollar bills" Corporation.
I also want an electric toothbrush.
Waaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhh HELP ME WORSHIP ME PAY ATTENTION TO ME!!!!!!!!!!! |
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BLT
> Teenager of the Year <
South Sandwich Islands
4204 Posts |
Posted - 09/11/2003 : 08:10:36
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| I thought you had already achieved all this. Every woman I've ever had sex with has, at some point, squinted her eyes and screamed "The Swimmer!" The effect on my psyche has been catastrophic. |
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the swimmer
* Dog in the Sand *
USA
1602 Posts |
Posted - 09/11/2003 : 08:16:02
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Originally posted by BLT
I thought you had already achieved all this. Every woman I've ever had sex with has, at some point, squinted her eyes and screamed "The Swimmer!" The effect on my psyche has been catastrophic.
And you know what else is funny, every girl I ever had sex with wanted a BLT sandwich afterwards......'
curiouser and curiouser as down the rabbit hole we spiral.... |
Edited by - the swimmer on 09/11/2003 08:16:42 |
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Carolynanna
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Canada
6556 Posts |
Posted - 09/11/2003 : 08:19:31
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| Aw Jason, we all love ya, but please don't fuck my mother! |
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mun chien andalusia
= Quote Accumulator =
Italy
2139 Posts |
Posted - 09/11/2003 : 08:58:30
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Try this link... http://www.harmarsuperstar.com/ .The guy has achieved all that.Ask him for advice...
www.munchienandalusia.too.it |
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floop
= Wannabe Volunteer =
Mexico
15297 Posts |
Posted - 09/11/2003 : 09:28:18
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when i grow up i want to be like the Iron Shiek. that guy's cool
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the swimmer
* Dog in the Sand *
USA
1602 Posts |
Posted - 09/11/2003 : 10:48:12
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Originally posted by Carolynanna
Aw Jason, we all love ya, but please don't fuck my mother!
eeek. Don't even know how to respond to that. Besides, I wouldn't fuck your mother. I'd make love to her.
The Iron Shiek...HA...It's Jimmy "Superfly" Snooka for my money. |
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floop
= Wannabe Volunteer =
Mexico
15297 Posts |
Posted - 09/11/2003 : 10:50:59
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| snooka was cool, but ultimately a one trick pony.. Shiek had all the moves (and all the ladies).. not to mention fucking cool shoes! |
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Carolynanna
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Canada
6556 Posts |
Posted - 09/11/2003 : 11:48:00
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Originally posted by the swimmer
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Originally posted by Carolynanna
Aw Jason, we all love ya, but please don't fuck my mother!
eeek. Don't even know how to respond to that. Besides, I wouldn't fuck your mother. I'd make love to her.
The Iron Shiek...HA...It's Jimmy "Superfly" Snooka for my money.
eww, eww, ewwwwwwwwww!
Ya, thanks for the mental picture you motherlover. |
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Steak n Sabre
* Dog in the Sand *
Uzbekistan
1013 Posts |
Posted - 09/11/2003 : 12:29:48
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As long as Basedow is around, the rest of us have no chance....
...you can hypnotize me later... |
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noexx
= Cult of Ray =
361 Posts |
Posted - 09/11/2003 : 14:10:58
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Originally posted by mun chien andalusia
Try this link... http://www.harmarsuperstar.com/ .The guy has achieved all that.Ask him for advice...
www.munchienandalusia.too.it
sean is a nice guy.....and he puts on a good show. |
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the swimmer
* Dog in the Sand *
USA
1602 Posts |
Posted - 09/11/2003 : 15:45:30
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Originally posted by noexx
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Originally posted by mun chien andalusia
Try this link... http://www.harmarsuperstar.com/ .The guy has achieved all that.Ask him for advice...
www.munchienandalusia.too.it
sean is a nice guy.....and he puts on a good show.
Harmar is VERY VERY COOL! |
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Dave Noisy
Minister of Chaos
Canada
4496 Posts |
Posted - 09/11/2003 : 23:00:22
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| Um..the guy in that pic has really big, perky boobs. |
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glacial906
* Dog in the Sand *
USA
1738 Posts |
Posted - 09/11/2003 : 23:31:03
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 First thing your eyes wandered too, eh Dave?
C'mon, everybody, smilies are the wave of the future, and fun to boot!!!
"...you can see here by my grin I don't give a fuck..." |
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mun chien andalusia
= Quote Accumulator =
Italy
2139 Posts |
Posted - 09/12/2003 : 08:45:06
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Originally posted by the swimmer
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Originally posted by noexx
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Originally posted by mun chien andalusia
Try this link... http://www.harmarsuperstar.com/ .The guy has achieved all that.Ask him for advice...
www.munchienandalusia.too.it
sean is a nice guy.....and he puts on a good show.
Harmar is VERY VERY COOL!
That's what i said...
"Protect me from what i want" |
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PixieSteve
> Teenager of the Year <
Poland
4698 Posts |
Posted - 09/13/2003 : 05:39:36
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want to be just like...
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El Barto
= Song DB Master =
USA
4020 Posts |
Posted - 09/13/2003 : 10:32:50
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What the hell is that thing?
"I joined the Cult of Frank / But I don't post every 5 fucking minutes" |
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Dave Noisy
Minister of Chaos
Canada
4496 Posts |
Posted - 09/13/2003 : 22:32:38
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| I don't think they should sell those 'glasses holders' to anyone under 65yrs.. |
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BLT
> Teenager of the Year <
South Sandwich Islands
4204 Posts |
Posted - 09/13/2003 : 23:33:57
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| That kids glasses are only gonna get thicker sitting in front of that fucking computer all day long. |
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El Barto
= Song DB Master =
USA
4020 Posts |
Posted - 09/13/2003 : 23:48:59
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I think the swimmer would find it much easier if he changed "sexiest" with "biggest"...he's almost there.
"I joined the Cult of Frank / But I don't post every 5 fucking minutes" |
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the swimmer
* Dog in the Sand *
USA
1602 Posts |
Posted - 09/15/2003 : 06:39:11
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Originally posted by El Barto
I think the swimmer would find it much easier if he changed "sexiest" with "biggest"...he's almost there.
"I joined the Cult of Frank / But I don't post every 5 fucking minutes"
Either way it goes is fine with me.
You're still in the dictionary under fucktard. |
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glacial906
* Dog in the Sand *
USA
1738 Posts |
Posted - 09/15/2003 : 07:06:33
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Doesn't everybody know? PixieSteve sent that pitcher of himself! And he is very insulted that you guys all made fun of him!
"...you can see here by my grin I don't give a fuck..." |
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massif snake
= Cult of Ray =
United Kingdom
282 Posts |
Posted - 09/15/2003 : 08:43:52
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do u mean picture- illiteracy is obviously still a problem in the backward parts of america
have sex with the nuns at my school. |
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PixieSteve
> Teenager of the Year <
Poland
4698 Posts |
Posted - 09/15/2003 : 08:46:23
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Originally posted by BLT
That kids glasses are only gonna get thicker sitting in front of that fucking computer all day long.
Fuck you. My dead grandma gave me those, and I'm not always on the internet, i do go to school sometimes you know! |
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BLT
> Teenager of the Year <
South Sandwich Islands
4204 Posts |
Posted - 09/15/2003 : 08:50:19
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Count yourself lucky. All my dead grandma gave me was bad advice.
 "I joined the Cult of Abe / I grew a beard with no mustache" |
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massif snake
= Cult of Ray =
United Kingdom
282 Posts |
Posted - 09/15/2003 : 08:50:56
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ur lucky. my grandma aint even dead.
have sex with the nuns at my school. |
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the swimmer
* Dog in the Sand *
USA
1602 Posts |
Posted - 09/15/2003 : 13:14:37
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I want to be an El.
El Swimmer. |
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billgoodman
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Netherlands
6213 Posts |
Posted - 09/18/2003 : 13:44:15
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I was at a Jon Spencer Blues Explosion gig last night
and let me tell you
I'm straight
But that's the sexiest motherfucker on earth
''it's not a box, it's a submarine'' |
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ramona
"FB Quote Mistress"
USA
3988 Posts |
Posted - 09/18/2003 : 13:53:38
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| I love this topic, it makes me laugh. It also reminds of that part in PUSH IT by Salt-n-Pepa where the DJ guy says "not everyone, just the sexy people". It's so random! |
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the swimmer
* Dog in the Sand *
USA
1602 Posts |
Posted - 09/18/2003 : 13:58:41
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Originally posted by billgoodman
I was at a Jon Spencer Blues Explosion gig last night
and let me tell you
I'm straight
But that's the sexiest motherfucker on earth
''it's not a box, it's a submarine''
Get it girl!
snap snap snap |
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