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Crispy Water
= Cult of Ray =
Canada
819 Posts |
 Posted - 09/03/2003 : 21:01:50
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Rented sportscar? No way, if she's hot you gotta buy one! It's one of those rules, something kinda like not holding a baby by the skull just to prove how powerful your grip is.
Nothing is ever something. |
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glacial906
* Dog in the Sand *
USA
1738 Posts |
Posted - 09/04/2003 : 00:48:38
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Originally posted by floop
ok, here is is:
this if foolproof (honestly)..
get your hands on a puppy or a kitten (preferrably a puppy).. take it in there with you and make sure she sees it.
the rest will be history, i assure you. (within days you'll have her baking you cookies and getting you free CD's).
chicks LOVE puppies.
You might not get to her, because the personnel working at BEST BUY, not PetSmart, might not want you to bring an animal into the store. Along the lines of ProverbialCereal's idea, you should borrow (or steal, or whatever you have to do; after all, taking her into some out-of-the-way area and having your way with her is paramount) a baby, and pretend to be a single dad. Tell her your wife is dead, maybe she got burned up in a fire, or choked to death on a Werther's Original or something. Chicks REALLY love babies. But, if this works, and you do go on a date with her, remember to return the baby, as I've heard Best Buy isn't a very good learning enviornment for infants. |
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mereubu
= FB QuizMistress =
USA
2677 Posts |
Posted - 09/04/2003 : 07:30:42
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| OK, informal poll: how many of the women posting on this forum have ever given a shit about what a man drives? That whole car thing totally mystifies me. |
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ramona
"FB Quote Mistress"
USA
3988 Posts |
Posted - 09/04/2003 : 07:36:58
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A few examples of cars guys I have dated have driven: a shitty old Honda, a Pontiac Grand Am, and a unicycle.
So I can't say it high on the list of things I care about. |
Edited by - ramona on 09/04/2003 07:37:23 |
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Carolynanna
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Canada
6556 Posts |
Posted - 09/04/2003 : 08:08:08
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| At least they had a car, it kinda sucks when your boyfriend doesn't have one. |
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ramona
"FB Quote Mistress"
USA
3988 Posts |
Posted - 09/04/2003 : 08:32:49
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Yeah, but I think the point is just that - do we care WHAT kind of car it is? I never do. It's just a pro - since I am a non-car girl.
I remember my old roommate saying the first three things she looked at on a guy were his watch, his belt, and his shoes. At the time, I had a huge crush on a guy who ALWAYS wore the same pants. I mean, to each her own, I guess.
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ProverbialCereal
- FB TabMaster -
USA
2953 Posts |
Posted - 09/04/2003 : 10:03:50
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I drive an 88 Toyota Camry and I can charm the ladies.
-Derek |
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Carolynanna
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Canada
6556 Posts |
Posted - 09/04/2003 : 10:32:31
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Scalzo,
just say hello I love you won't you tell me your name. |
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the swimmer
* Dog in the Sand *
USA
1602 Posts |
Posted - 09/04/2003 : 10:54:59
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Originally posted by Carolynanna
Scalzo,
just say hello I love you won't you tell me your name.
Just say, "Honey, you look like no one's ever eaten your pussy correctly. You have the morose look of a women who's never reached orgasm orally. Might I proceed to lay you down and show you how it's done?"
It works for me.
Well, 1 out of 78 times at least, but that ONE.....man oh man....fan-fucking-tastic.
Honestly though, don't waste your life, go up, introduce yourself, say I wonder if you'd like to have some coffee or a drink with me sometime, I'd like to get to know you.
She won't berate you or embarrass you or kick you in the nuts or call your parents and tell them what a dork you are if you just ask nicely, and if she is NOT interested or has a boyfriend or husband, then you know and you move on. It's amazing how quickly the "best looking girl in the world at Best Buy" will become persona non grata after a polite decline.
There are many women so don't get discouraged if she says "not interested". |
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Carolynanna
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Canada
6556 Posts |
Posted - 09/04/2003 : 10:57:52
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Jason!
U do not actually say that do you? |
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Cult_Of_Frank
= Black Noise Maker =
Canada
11687 Posts |
Posted - 09/04/2003 : 12:27:50
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You've got to figure he's used it at least 78 times.
Me, I'd just go up and say "Hey."
And if she says "Been trying to meet you" then right then and there I'd slip her the Sneaky Butcher. |
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Carolynanna
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Canada
6556 Posts |
Posted - 09/04/2003 : 12:45:02
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Right then and there hey.
You can't slip anyone the sneaky butcher at a checkout counter, at least not nicely (if it can be done nicely);) And I don't think anybody else would want to see that shit. But that was sure good for a lol. |
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floop
= Wannabe Volunteer =
Mexico
15297 Posts |
Posted - 09/04/2003 : 12:47:21
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| i usually try to administer the Dirty Sanchez at the checkout counter.. and if that plan fails, The Stranger is always a sure fire backup plan, when i get home.. |
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speedy_m
= Frankofile =
Canada
3581 Posts |
Posted - 09/04/2003 : 12:47:57
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| Question is, anyone had the "hey" "been trying to meet you thing" actually work? Cause I know someone for whom it worked... |
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Carolynanna
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Canada
6556 Posts |
Posted - 09/04/2003 : 13:12:27
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| I know, I know I see the 3 dots but who? Was it you? And it worked? |
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Cult_Of_Frank
= Black Noise Maker =
Canada
11687 Posts |
Posted - 09/04/2003 : 13:16:02
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| Go on Mike, tell the tale... |
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Cult_Of_Frank
= Black Noise Maker =
Canada
11687 Posts |
Posted - 09/04/2003 : 13:18:53
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| The Stranger as a backup is brilliance, by the way, and I am glad that I was able to get an 'lol' out of Carolyn. Seriously, she laughs less than Estelle Costanza. :) Just kidding, don't punch me. |
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the swimmer
* Dog in the Sand *
USA
1602 Posts |
Posted - 09/04/2003 : 13:44:00
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Originally posted by Carolynanna
Jason!
U do not actually say that do you?
I wish i would one time. |
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Carolynanna
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Canada
6556 Posts |
Posted - 09/04/2003 : 13:52:51
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So you really never have.
Damnit, noone finishes their stories around here.
Dean, I won't punch you but I'm really into pegging, go look that one up. |
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Brackish Girl
~ Soul Eater ~
Ireland
1750 Posts |
Posted - 09/04/2003 : 13:58:26
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well, on the car issue, being the tender age i am i don't think i've ever gone out with anyone who owned a car. well, they may drive one but they usually never own it.
sad but true.
-Jessie
"deep in ocean blues of absinthe..." |
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Cult_Of_Frank
= Black Noise Maker =
Canada
11687 Posts |
Posted - 09/04/2003 : 14:32:29
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As in "pegging me off"?
ex:
PERSON 1: Hey, I pegged off Dean with that carrot. Right in the eye.
PERSON 2: I thought carrots were supposed to be good for your eyes.
PERSONS 1,2,... 942: AH HA HA HA.
Or do I still have to look it up. I could come up with some sexual innuendo for it, but I really don't like the sounds of it anymore then. |
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darwin
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
USA
5454 Posts |
Posted - 09/04/2003 : 15:53:47
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quote:
Originally posted by Brackish Girl
well, on the car issue, being the tender age i am i don't think i've ever gone out with anyone who owned a car. well, they may drive one but they usually never own it.
sad but true.
-Jessie
"deep in ocean blues of absinthe..."
It may be more of nationality thing than an age thing. In US you aren't a full citizen until you own a car. It's in the Constitution. |
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the swimmer
* Dog in the Sand *
USA
1602 Posts |
Posted - 09/04/2003 : 20:21:42
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Originally posted by Carolynanna
So you really never have.
Damnit, noone finishes their stories around here.
Dean, I won't punch you but I'm really into pegging, go look that one up.
Ha ha ...pegging.
Beware of santorum on your sheets. |
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Cult_Of_Frank
= Black Noise Maker =
Canada
11687 Posts |
Posted - 09/05/2003 : 08:04:46
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| I'm lost and lonesome/confused to the core. |
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Scarla O
= Cult of Ray =
United Kingdom
947 Posts |
Posted - 09/05/2003 : 08:15:57
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A wasted expense?
Naaa...not if he uses abit of tongue whilst administering the CPR - 'cause then if the girl isn't impressed by his charms maybe the old lady might be...
You see you will get to whizz round town in that snazzy car yet! |
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Scarla O
= Cult of Ray =
United Kingdom
947 Posts |
Posted - 09/05/2003 : 08:17:18
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Sorry, i posted my message in relation to floop's CPR suggestions...(previous page) |
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Carolynanna
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Canada
6556 Posts |
Posted - 09/05/2003 : 08:26:32
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Count on Jason to know what pegging is.
If anyone really looks it up I swear I was joking. |
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mereubu
= FB QuizMistress =
USA
2677 Posts |
Posted - 09/05/2003 : 08:47:05
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| Ahahahaa! Bend over, boyfriend! (Unless you're actually referring to cribbage, in which case, my humblest apologies.) |
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Carolynanna
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Canada
6556 Posts |
Posted - 09/05/2003 : 08:49:49
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| Um ya that's it, I love cribbage. I am the cribbage master. |
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blackpurse
= Cult of Ray =
USA
299 Posts |
Posted - 09/05/2003 : 09:08:36
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quote:
Originally posted by the swimmer
quote:
Originally posted by Carolynanna
So you really never have.
Damnit, noone finishes their stories around here.
Dean, I won't punch you but I'm really into pegging, go look that one up.
Ha ha ...pegging.
Beware of santorum on your sheets.
Yeah, I have to admit the only reason I knew what pegging is was this week's "Savage Love" in the Onion. And the Santorum reference confirms that!
I've been trying to do my part in making "santorum" a generally accepted term in the english language, but unfortunately (or actually, fortunately) I have scant opportunity to use it...
"Sacred cows make the best burgers!"
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Carolynanna
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Canada
6556 Posts |
Posted - 09/05/2003 : 09:33:42
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Now this reminds me of that jetboy/jetgirl song,cuz he says,
Jetboy jetgirl,
gonna take ya round the world.
Gonna break and penetrate,
I'm gonna make ya be a girl.
that cracks me up. |
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