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This Is It
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Posted - 08/27/2003 :  14:07:03  Show Profile
my mom sent me this article:

http://www.click2houston.com/news/2412223/detail.html

El Barto
= Song DB Master =

USA
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Posted - 08/27/2003 :  14:31:13  Show Profile  Visit El Barto's Homepage
jesus fucking SHIT that's nasty.

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Cult_Of_Frank
= Black Noise Maker =

Canada
11687 Posts

Posted - 08/27/2003 :  14:31:30  Show Profile  Visit Cult_Of_Frank's Homepage
Eeeee... I'd hate to be trapped in an elevator 20 mins with a head, nevermind witnessing the thing. Still, beats having your head taken off.
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therewererumours
* Dog in the Sand *

Ireland
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Posted - 08/27/2003 :  14:46:48  Show Profile  Visit therewererumours's Homepage
Eeeehyuk! The Omen, anyone? At lest it was quick and painless, unless his head was renched off slowly, then that would hurt!

"Lets have a game of Go Johny, go, go, go , go. Everyboby knows, Go!, Johny, go, go, go, go"
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Carolynanna
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<

Canada
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Posted - 08/27/2003 :  14:49:04  Show Profile
I'm guessing it would've just been squished beyond recognition.

Don't you guys see nastier shit in your FPS games.
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Cult_Of_Frank
= Black Noise Maker =

Canada
11687 Posts

Posted - 08/27/2003 :  14:52:51  Show Profile  Visit Cult_Of_Frank's Homepage
Well, the doors take about 2 seconds to close, there's a bit of a delay to make sure that they're closed (although the close detection mechanism is obviously where the failure was, it probably still would've had to timeout), and then the elevator starts moving up taking another 1-2 seconds to clear the doors since they accelerate slowly. The guy probably had about 6 seconds of being trapped and realizing he was going to die by a severe uppercut all the while being compressed by the door hydraulics. I wouldn't say quick or painless, exactly. But scary. Glad to work in a single storie building.
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Erebus
* Dog in the Sand *

USA
1834 Posts

Posted - 08/27/2003 :  15:36:27  Show Profile
quote:
Originally posted by This Is It

my mom sent me this article:

http://www.click2houston.com/news/2412223/detail.html

Now, about your mom ....
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the swimmer
* Dog in the Sand *

USA
1602 Posts

Posted - 08/27/2003 :  19:44:12  Show Profile  Visit the swimmer's Homepage
I wonder if he was the head surgeon?

That's one way to get a head in the medical field.

They said he graduated Head of his class.

When I said it was always a fantasy to get a little head in the elevator, I meant something totally different....
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El Barto
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USA
4020 Posts

Posted - 08/27/2003 :  20:36:18  Show Profile  Visit El Barto's Homepage
quote:
Don't you guys see nastier shit in your FPS games.


Oh, of course...shooting peoples' heads off in GTA, blowing people to pieces with rockets, you name it. But the thing is, those are video games. My brain can tell the difference between reality and virtual reality. Whereas I could shoot someone's head off in a video game without blinking, I can't even handle more than the average amount of blood in real life.

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Dave Noisy
Minister of Chaos

Canada
4496 Posts

Posted - 08/28/2003 :  00:13:09  Show Profile  Visit Dave Noisy's Homepage
Ew. What a crappy way to go.


"Tell the barber that you're sick of looking like an asshole" - Wes Willis 'Cut The Mullet' ('63-'03)
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Brackish Girl
~ Soul Eater ~

Ireland
1750 Posts

Posted - 08/28/2003 :  06:40:24  Show Profile
"Elevators and escalators kill about 30 and injure about 17,100 people each year in the United States, according to data from the U.S. Bureau of Labor Statistics' Census of Fatal Occupational Injuries 1992-1998 and the Consumer Product Safety Commission."
ugh. homicidal machines.

-Jessie

"deep in ocean blues of absinthe..."
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Dave Noisy
Minister of Chaos

Canada
4496 Posts

Posted - 08/28/2003 :  14:21:01  Show Profile  Visit Dave Noisy's Homepage
heh - good research skills!


"Tell the barber that you're sick of looking like an asshole" - Wes Willis 'Cut The Mullet' ('63-'03)
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Brackish Girl
~ Soul Eater ~

Ireland
1750 Posts

Posted - 08/28/2003 :  14:24:34  Show Profile
yes...i reseached that...
am i the only one who reads things in their entirity(what the hell? how do you say/spell that?) dave?

-Jessie

"deep in ocean blues of absinthe..."
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El Barto
= Song DB Master =

USA
4020 Posts

Posted - 08/28/2003 :  20:37:32  Show Profile  Visit El Barto's Homepage
I have a short attention span, only on rare occassions do I read full articles online. Magazines are another story...I subscribe to way too many of them.

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Dave Noisy
Minister of Chaos

Canada
4496 Posts

Posted - 08/29/2003 :  00:37:21  Show Profile  Visit Dave Noisy's Homepage
Entirety.

www.m-w.com is prolly my most-used URL. =)

Keep on riding that researching train..


"Tell the barber that you're sick of looking like an asshole" - Wes Willis 'Cut The Mullet' ('63-'03)
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glacial906
* Dog in the Sand *

USA
1738 Posts

Posted - 08/29/2003 :  07:24:14  Show Profile
anybody see "Final Destination 2?" That movie had a part where some lady got decaptitated by an elevator too. Those movies, although kind of stupid, are somewhat disturbing because all of the horrible ways that people in them die could actually happen.

Quantum nonlocality does not prove that "signals" travel "faster than light." Rather, it shows that at a deep level of reality the speed of light as a limiting factor is irrelevant because phenomena are instantaneously connected regardless of distance.
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ObfuscateByWill
* Dog in the Sand *

USA
1887 Posts

Posted - 08/29/2003 :  17:14:42  Show Profile  Visit ObfuscateByWill's Homepage
Same thing happened in "the Shaft"

Awful movie. About a homocidal biocomputer elevator.

*Shka-pow!
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