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guy_nolan
= Cult of Ray =

United Kingdom
417 Posts

Posted - 08/22/2003 :  17:21:49  Show Profile  Click to see guy_nolan's MSN Messenger address
Ok so im pretty drunk right now, but I've just killed two files, one that was harmlessly resting on my tv and his buddy next to him, I dont't undersateand whthetr I've done worng or not. I took another creatures life just beacuse he was slightly annoying me by rwesting on my tv. Then I killed his friend next to him. I'm struggling with this dilemma, I killed him yet he was compleyely innocent of nogthing but slightly annyoing me. Then I held his little fly corpse up to the light and i dont know if i felt bad or not because well what has a fly got to live for??? any spirtitual gurus care to provide me with sdome help. I told the higher power to strike me down tonight if ive done wrong but somehow i dont feel he will. Can anyone else offer me spiritual guidance on this matter?? thanks guys :)

guy_nolan
= Cult of Ray =

United Kingdom
417 Posts

Posted - 08/22/2003 :  17:22:55  Show Profile  Click to see guy_nolan's MSN Messenger address
by the way i burned him with my lighter just to give you sdom,e background infromatuon
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guy_nolan
= Cult of Ray =

United Kingdom
417 Posts

Posted - 08/22/2003 :  17:23:27  Show Profile  Click to see guy_nolan's MSN Messenger address
wow ive just made cult of ray only just noticed that!!!
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guy_nolan
= Cult of Ray =

United Kingdom
417 Posts

Posted - 08/22/2003 :  17:24:52  Show Profile  Click to see guy_nolan's MSN Messenger address
hear the cult of ray and youll be enlighetyned well people there no fun
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guy_nolan
= Cult of Ray =

United Kingdom
417 Posts

Posted - 08/22/2003 :  17:27:35  Show Profile  Click to see guy_nolan's MSN Messenger address
what do flies eat anywat iom guessing dogshit but i dont know!!!
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guy_nolan
= Cult of Ray =

United Kingdom
417 Posts

Posted - 08/22/2003 :  17:29:18  Show Profile  Click to see guy_nolan's MSN Messenger address
sorry im not trying to dleiberatley rack up posts it just seems that way i hope evryone is having a good time i llove this site but why dosent it have a chatroom so i can talk to sll you toher frank black fans???
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ProverbialCereal
- FB TabMaster -

USA
2953 Posts

Posted - 08/22/2003 :  17:33:34  Show Profile
That fly could have been your great granddad if you believe in reincarnation. I don't.

-Derek
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Stuart
- The Clopser -

China
2291 Posts

Posted - 08/22/2003 :  18:13:50  Show Profile  Visit Stuart's Homepage
A while ago I was very flukey and did a Mr Miyagi by killing a fly with a pair of chopsticks..... I couldn't beleive it. Then Miyagi's words came back to me 'A man who catch fly with chopsticks can achieve anything.' So, I went out that night looking for a fight, and got the shit kicked out of me. Safe to say I'll never watch Karate Kid again.



Bacon....... Its not fantastic
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ProverbialCereal
- FB TabMaster -

USA
2953 Posts

Posted - 08/22/2003 :  18:43:18  Show Profile
I caught a fly with chopsticks one time. I was eating Chinese food with chopsticks and I see this fly. With one sudden snap of the chopsticks, I caught the fly in between them. I was quite amazed with my karate kid skills.

It might have helped that the fly was already lying dead in my fried rice before I caught it.



-Derek
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TRANSMARINE
* Dog in the Sand *

USA
2002 Posts

Posted - 08/22/2003 :  19:06:11  Show Profile
Guy Nolan...I too have reached the Cult of Ray status today! Yay!
As for your murderous ways...that is for you to decide between you and your higher power. I used to mindlessly kill small peopl...er...insects as well, however, I too went through a court of remorse much like you are...however you are partaking in a drop of the true as well ( or bottle of it, according to your spelling)...so who knows. Tomorrow you may extinguish ten more lives and not give a thought to it. As for me, I cringe as I see a loved one kill something...but I still love 'em. I've come to a decision. You will one day reach your own. Until then (or until you reach Dog in the Sand level) melt some rock into metal and see what you come up with.

Catchin' blue in his eyes that were brown

-bRIAN
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El Barto
= Song DB Master =

USA
4020 Posts

Posted - 08/22/2003 :  21:02:39  Show Profile  Visit El Barto's Homepage
I fucking HATE flies. They drive me insane...the way they fly around and land on you and fly in your face and shit. My GOD why are they on earth? I hate them, HATE HATE HATE them. I kill them as often as possible.

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FRANK BLACK SATAN WORKSHIP BLACK MASS
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Little Black Francis
> Teenager of the Year <

3648 Posts

Posted - 08/22/2003 :  21:09:22  Show Profile
Flys are fucking digusting, they eggs, and make maggots. I hate the summertime's bugs. I kill flys on the kitchen floor at work everyday. Thousands thrive on our back dock dumpsters. Flees have invaded my living quarters.

I am on my way to being drunk. I hope god doesn't think I am a fly tonight.

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ain't it funny how the goes
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Stuart
- The Clopser -

China
2291 Posts

Posted - 08/22/2003 :  21:12:01  Show Profile  Visit Stuart's Homepage
Flies are the shit.... like wasps, just annoying pests which are put here to test our patience. I once took a piss in a bush when I was a kid, only to find that I had accidently pissed on a wasps nest... safe to say loads of wasps flew out and stung me to shit (luckily none on 'The General')... since then I have had an unhealthy dislike for them.

Bee's on the other hand I have no problem with. Right, staring at the screen has got my hangover feeling very bad and has given me the need to chunder.

Bacon....... Its not fantastic
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Dave Noisy
Minister of Chaos

Canada
4496 Posts

Posted - 08/22/2003 :  23:19:36  Show Profile  Visit Dave Noisy's Homepage
Without flies there'd be a lot of really gross shit laying around a lot more. Flies and maggots are a good thing for the world.

As for wasps, the judge is out for me on that one, i can't really think of how they really fit into things, but other than stinging unobservant kids, i don't see the harm in them.

Humans..now there's a problem.
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Cult_Of_Frank
= Black Noise Maker =

Canada
11687 Posts

Posted - 08/23/2003 :  00:33:25  Show Profile  Visit Cult_Of_Frank's Homepage
I was just thinking today about how a body, absolutely sealed from the outside world, will still be eaten completely by bugs living within it, and how gross that is, and at the same time, how they must feel about losing their 'host' and stuff. Not in any empathatic sort of way (I'm just not nice enough to give a crap about bugs, sorry), just in a philosophical sort of way. And then I thought about us and Earth and how's it's kinda' the same thing with us eating away at it slowly and how it would be if the earth died. And how I shouldn't post when tired/with one too many beer in me.
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darwin
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<

USA
5454 Posts

Posted - 08/23/2003 :  00:36:00  Show Profile
There would be no figs if there weren't wasps. They (tiny fig wasps) pollinate them. Perhaps not a big loss.

In response to earlier question, I'm not sure if adult flies eat anything. They may get all the food they need when they are maggots.

Of course, none of us really has a purpose.
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Little Black Francis
> Teenager of the Year <

3648 Posts

Posted - 08/23/2003 :  05:06:26  Show Profile
Flys are essential.
I hate Flys.
Flys fuckin' suck nasty things.
Freaking Biology Masters think they are from the future.
Nonsense Isreal.
I am the Lizard Joker.
James Lipton is my surrogatte father.

Inside the Actors Psychodik Episode

or sew they tell me...

Let's get it the fuck on... or rumble at least

Logic? Illogic my friend, thus is the FB way.

I speak for zee zero.

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guy_nolan
= Cult of Ray =

United Kingdom
417 Posts

Posted - 08/23/2003 :  06:04:08  Show Profile  Click to see guy_nolan's MSN Messenger address
Lol, I can barely remember posting this :p As for wasps though, I really can't stand em. Anything that can fly and hurt me should be well avoided. I once cut one in half with a piece of paper and his body and head were squirming independantly for ages. It totally freaked me out.
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Dallas
= Cult of Ray =

USA
725 Posts

Posted - 08/23/2003 :  07:23:22  Show Profile
I used to sit by a kid in High School who would wait for a fly to land and then clap his hands about 6 inches above the fly. THe fly would always fly straight up into his clapping hands and fall back to the desk unconscious.

THEN, he would pluck a hair from his head, or better a longer hair from a girl, and patiently tie it around the comatose flies 'neck' or body. Then he would wait. Everytime the fly would wake up and he would lead it around on his leash for the rest of class or whatever.

At the time it seemed like genius.
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El Barto
= Song DB Master =

USA
4020 Posts

Posted - 08/23/2003 :  07:30:28  Show Profile  Visit El Barto's Homepage
That's somewhat creepy...nay, very creepy.

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FRANK BLACK SATAN WORKSHIP BLACK MASS
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Dave Noisy
Minister of Chaos

Canada
4496 Posts

Posted - 08/24/2003 :  12:06:08  Show Profile  Visit Dave Noisy's Homepage
huh..more sorry little humans exerting their dominance on others..sad.
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noexx
= Cult of Ray =

361 Posts

Posted - 08/25/2003 :  12:36:13  Show Profile
if the fly was ted nugent i think it's okay to kill him. off topic: i imagine it's wrong to like ted nugent and be vegan?
ryan
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Dave Noisy
Minister of Chaos

Canada
4496 Posts

Posted - 08/25/2003 :  18:02:29  Show Profile  Visit Dave Noisy's Homepage
Yep Ryan..even Nugent.

He could always have an accident tho...

You know what i don't get about him? He's against factory farming (don't start cheering yet) so he thinks we should all hunt for meat.

Well...we'd prolly wipe every living critter out of all the forests in North America within' a week if we were to do that..?? Am i missing something?
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mereubu
= FB QuizMistress =

USA
2677 Posts

Posted - 08/25/2003 :  19:17:24  Show Profile  Visit mereubu's Homepage
I killed six mosquitoes in my car today. I feel no remorse. Useless West Nile-spreading little fuckers. Even my daughter, who has great respect for most forms of life, has already learned to say, "You picked the wrong car, Mosquito, and today you die!"
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Erebus
* Dog in the Sand *

USA
1834 Posts

Posted - 08/25/2003 :  20:34:51  Show Profile
quote:
Originally posted by Dave Noisy



Well...we'd prolly wipe every living critter out of all the forests in North America within' a week if we were to do that..?? Am i missing something?

The only caveat I would add is that the U.S. whitetail deer population is out of control, out of control of wolves, which we conveniently eliminated from the vast majority of their historic range. Bowhunting deer, which I believe is in part what Nugent advocates, would seem to be preferable to the available alternatives. By all means reintroduce wolves where possible.
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noexx
= Cult of Ray =

361 Posts

Posted - 08/25/2003 :  20:49:52  Show Profile
ted nugent is a crazy guy. but he has two thing going for him that gains points with me, and only TWO things. he is against junk food/fast food and he he doesn't like factory farming as noisy has previously stated.
he is also against tobacco and alcohol (so he says).
i don't smoke or like it but if someone wants to do it let them.
i still don't like nugent.
i am vegan but not a political vegan. if my friend wants to eat a steak and sit next to me that's quite alright. you eat what you want and i'll eat what i want. hehe.
ryan
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Brackish Girl
~ Soul Eater ~

Ireland
1750 Posts

Posted - 08/26/2003 :  12:53:10  Show Profile
whenever i open a cat food tin and don't use it all, the next day there are always a bunch of maggots in it. which is really gross. so now we have to buy pouches and the like which are more expensive for the amount of food compared to tins. and my grandmother was lookin after the cats when we went away and she totally spoilt them, giving them about 2 tins a day. now they won't eat dry food. which is annoying.

-Jessie

"deep in ocean blues of absinthe..."
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Carolynanna
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<

Canada
6556 Posts

Posted - 08/26/2003 :  13:03:32  Show Profile
I don't know about flies but this year we have a million zillion crickets or grasshoppers, whatever the hell they are. Their dead corpses are completely covering our lake which makes it fairly gross to swim in. Cripes you'd think we were in Saskatchewan or something. They say it has something to do with the fact that we didn't get much precipiation last year, and global warming begins...
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This Is It
- FB Fan -

141 Posts

Posted - 08/26/2003 :  13:06:19  Show Profile
of course they can be annoying, but when a carcass lies on the ground, who's gonna pick it up? they play a crucial role in the circle of life by ridding the environment of decomposing organisms and the diseases they carry. they wouldn't have to be so aggressive if humans weren't so obnoxious with their dead. the flies got a job to do - get rid of the dead - and what do we do? we build virtually indestructible coffins, lock our dead bodies in them, then proceed to bury the coffins several meters underground. all because apparently the worst thing in the world is to have bugs crawling on you after you're dead. and if you really want to stick it to those intrusive bugs, then you can arrange to have your dead body burnt to ashes. Because I'll be DAMNED if anything gets to eat MY dead body. I'd rather have my dead body burned to a crisp, then let any bugs even THINK about eating me.
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Carolynanna
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<

Canada
6556 Posts

Posted - 08/26/2003 :  13:08:40  Show Profile
I could care less what happens to me when I'm dead cuz I'm dead.
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Cult_Of_Frank
= Black Noise Maker =

Canada
11687 Posts

Posted - 08/26/2003 :  13:09:44  Show Profile  Visit Cult_Of_Frank's Homepage
quote:
Originally posted by Carolynanna

I don't know about flies but this year we have a million zillion crickets or grasshoppers, whatever the hell they are. Their dead corpses are completely covering our lake which makes it fairly gross to swim in. Cripes you'd think we were in Saskatchewan or something. They say it has something to do with the fact that we didn't get much precipiation last year, and global warming begins...



Heh... funny you should say that. There's a picture in the paper of some truck parked on Clarence that's totally caked with grasshoppers like you wouldn't believe. Seriously, this truck would stand to atmospheric reentry without breaking a sweat.
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Brackish Girl
~ Soul Eater ~

Ireland
1750 Posts

Posted - 08/26/2003 :  13:26:01  Show Profile
quote:
Originally posted by Carolynanna

I could care less what happens to me when I'm dead cuz I'm dead.


i was having a discussion with someone a few days ago about how my grand-aunt-in-law had a trust fund set up for her burial, as she had no kids, her husband was dead, and she was poor. i thought that was a little dumb. if i was really poor and old(yes, sorry for being offensive) i would spend, spend, spand! who cares about my dead body? i mean, no ones just goin to let you rot in the street.
are they?

-Jessie

"deep in ocean blues of absinthe..."
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ivandivel
= Cult of Ray =

394 Posts

Posted - 08/26/2003 :  13:31:11  Show Profile
anyone seen the opening scene of falling down? the ultimate description of what bugs are able to set off.
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This Is It
- FB Fan -

141 Posts

Posted - 08/26/2003 :  13:33:24  Show Profile
quote:
Originally posted by Brackish Girl

quote:
Originally posted by Carolynanna

I could care less what happens to me when I'm dead cuz I'm dead.


i was having a discussion with someone a few days ago about how my grand-aunt-in-law had a trust fund set up for her burial, as she had no kids, her husband was dead, and she was poor. i thought that was a little dumb. if i was really poor and old(yes, sorry for being offensive) i would spend, spend, spand! who cares about my dead body? i mean, no ones just goin to let you rot in the street.
are they?

-Jessie

"deep in ocean blues of absinthe..."



at the life insurance company where i work, the surviving relatives often don't even see any of the money left to them. It goes directly to the funeral home. Often times the survivors have to pay the difference out of their own pocket because the life insurance didnt cover the funeral expenses. Basically the whole infrastructure of life insurance and funeral services depends solely on the fact that people are scared of bugs messing with their dead body.
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Brackish Girl
~ Soul Eater ~

Ireland
1750 Posts

Posted - 08/26/2003 :  13:39:18  Show Profile
stupid bugs.

-Jessie

"deep in ocean blues of absinthe..."
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Carolynanna
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<

Canada
6556 Posts

Posted - 08/26/2003 :  13:41:59  Show Profile
Correction, I'm donating my body to science or medical transplants or whatever, it says so on my driver's license, when their done then the bugs can have whatever's left.
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