as i was picking up a gigantic bag of Iams dry kitten food the bag broke open. ALL of the cat food went spilling to the floor, sending tiny brown balls of kitten food rolling as far as 20 feet away.
not a way to pick up chicks. that's all i'm saying..
anyone else have any less-than-suave experiences so far this week?
This is one of my most embarassing stories although it did not happen this week. I had a work experience job in college at a huge cement plant in the human resources dept. They made me do all sorts of crap like filing and shredding paper. After a night of heavy boozin til about 4 or 5 I was at work at approximately 8. I was asked to shred a crapload of paper and I was pretty happy b/c it was perforated so all I had to do is put the first piece in and it would all go. Well being soooo hungover I rested my head on the edge and after awhile I woke up with a jerk as half my shirt had gone through the shredder. I couldn't reverse it out and I was stuck there until somebody came to cut me out. Well they had to tell everyone and then the copy room was full of people trying to figure out how to get me out of there and it was one of my favourite asian style silk shirts. They called me shredder for months.
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Posted - 08/18/2003 : 22:10:13
