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Stuart
- The Clopser -
China
2291 Posts |
 Posted - 08/16/2003 : 19:07:39
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They say that Pork is the meat of love, but this guy has taken that saying a little too far. What I don't understand is why this guy didn't just pay a little money and get a ugly pig-looking prostitute (probably easy to find in Essex), who for a little more cost would would 'oink' for him. Deary me, I know that this shit goes on in Wales with the sheep, but in England with pigs is porkin insane!
Pervert caught having sex with pig
15 August 2003
A man has been arrested after having sex with a pig.The pervert was caught in the act by a passer-by who spotted him abusing the animal at an inner-city farm.
Police arrived within ten minutes of receiving a 999 call and arrested the 72-year-old, who was naked from the waist down. Victim: police say the man picked a docile pig
Lynne Bennett, manager of Stepping Stones Farm in Stepney, East London, said the man appeared to have deliberately targeted their most passive pig.
She added: 'If he'd picked on one of the others, he would have been in serious trouble. 'They would have done him some damage.'
Police bailed the offender until next month and a vet gave the pig a clean bill of health.
Bacon....... Its not fantastic |
Edited by - Stuart on 08/16/2003 19:18:41 |
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bazza
* Dog in the Sand *
Ireland
1439 Posts |
Posted - 08/17/2003 : 02:13:40
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hmmm. gives a new meaning the the auld classic line from deliverance 'you squeal like a pig for m'boy' or 'makin' bacon.'
sunday morning smut. cant be beat
If there's one thing I've learned, it's that life is one crushing defeat after another until you just wish Flanders was dead.
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therewererumours
* Dog in the Sand *
Ireland
1240 Posts |
Posted - 08/17/2003 : 17:17:09
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I think the guy getting caught fucking a sheep by people going by on a train in England awhile ago has to be even funnier! Poor sheepy!
"Lets have a game of Go Johny, go, go, go , go. Everyboby knows, Go!, Johny, go, go, go, go" |
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Stuart
- The Clopser -
China
2291 Posts |
Posted - 08/17/2003 : 18:25:34
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Are you sure that you are not getting England mixed up with Wales.... it's the Welsh who have an unhealthy obsession with fucking sheep.
Bacon....... Its not fantastic |
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therewererumours
* Dog in the Sand *
Ireland
1240 Posts |
Posted - 08/17/2003 : 19:13:26
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Originally posted by Stuart
Are you sure that you are not getting England mixed up with Wales.... it's the Welsh who have an unhealthy obsession with fucking sheep.
Bacon....... Its not fantastic
Ha ha! you say that like it's a scientifically proven fact! Hope thiers no offended Welsh people on the forum! Dont underestimate the Irish for beastiality either! 
"Lets have a game of Go Johny, go, go, go , go. Everyboby knows, Go!, Johny, go, go, go, go" |
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Brackish Girl
~ Soul Eater ~
Ireland
1750 Posts |
Posted - 08/18/2003 : 06:09:44
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i had a teacher who (was thought to be) a sheep-shagger. ugh, and he smelt funny too.
-Jessie
'She picked up the phone,
the bombs were deployed,
the people they groaned,
the world was destroyed' |
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Stuart
- The Clopser -
China
2291 Posts |
Posted - 08/18/2003 : 07:53:00
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I actually knew a guy from Wales at Uni who claimed to have actually seen a guy buggering a lamb..... not sure if he was pissing about though.
Bacon....... Its not fantastic |
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Carolynanna
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Canada
6556 Posts |
Posted - 08/18/2003 : 08:32:39
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| Good lord we've degenerated to beastiality. |
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Erebus
* Dog in the Sand *
USA
1834 Posts |
Posted - 08/18/2003 : 09:39:41
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Originally posted by Carolynanna
Good lord we've degenerated to beastiality.
Nay, the level remains the same. Only the topic is new. |
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bazza
* Dog in the Sand *
Ireland
1439 Posts |
Posted - 08/18/2003 : 10:30:57
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there is a really bad irish joke about a farmer going into a bar and saying to another sheep farmer - get your welly - youve scored!
If there's one thing I've learned, it's that life is one crushing defeat after another until you just wish Flanders was dead.
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Carolynanna
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Canada
6556 Posts |
Posted - 08/18/2003 : 10:32:05
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| I don't get it. |
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Cult_Of_Frank
= Black Noise Maker =
Canada
11690 Posts |
Posted - 08/18/2003 : 10:59:32
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| Incidentally, Bazaa, I love the new quote. |
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bazza
* Dog in the Sand *
Ireland
1439 Posts |
Posted - 08/18/2003 : 11:02:01
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Originally posted by Carolynanna
I don't get it.
thanks dean. carolyanna - just think a horrible though of putting a sheeps hind legs in a welly - and thats all i am going to say. the sheep says something ala 'you are baaaad.' irish humour.
If there's one thing I've learned, it's that life is one crushing defeat after another until you just wish Flanders was dead.
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Carolynanna
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Canada
6556 Posts |
Posted - 08/18/2003 : 11:11:18
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Its the welly, what's a welly?
Who said the dogs and bees thing so that when they bark they shoot bees at you thing? that's seriously funny.
another funny quote I heard was off everyone loves raymond where the brother was trying to convince his girlfriend's parents to let him marry her and he was trying to look all religious and he says "we're god fearing people, we're scared to death."
or last night's trailor park boyz when Ricky says to mr Lahey (sp?) "Why have just one shit stick when you can have the whole shit trolley" and Lahey says "nice shit analogy Rick" |
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therewererumours
* Dog in the Sand *
Ireland
1240 Posts |
Posted - 08/18/2003 : 11:37:15
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A welly! "Wellingtons; n (pl) waterproof boots up to the knee". Mostly the ware of farmers and such like!  Did you not have wellys when you were a kid Carolynanna?
"Lets have a game of Go Johny, go, go, go , go. Everyboby knows, Go!, Johny, go, go, go, go" |
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Carolynanna
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Canada
6556 Posts |
Posted - 08/18/2003 : 11:41:40
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We got wellys, mostly for fishing in streams but we call them hipwaders.
And I must be really stupid today b/c I still don't get the joke. Why would you put the sheeps hind legs in hipwaders? I'm sorry I guess you'll have to dumb it way down for me. |
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therewererumours
* Dog in the Sand *
Ireland
1240 Posts |
Posted - 08/18/2003 : 11:44:25
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Conveinence of entry?
"Lets have a game of Go Johny, go, go, go , go. Everyboby knows, Go!, Johny, go, go, go, go" |
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bazza
* Dog in the Sand *
Ireland
1439 Posts |
Posted - 08/18/2003 : 11:45:24
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so he wont run away. sheesh. am i the only mucksavage posting here?
If there's one thing I've learned, it's that life is one crushing defeat after another until you just wish Flanders was dead.
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Carolynanna
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Canada
6556 Posts |
Posted - 08/18/2003 : 11:50:14
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Okay wellys and hipwaders aren't the same I was getting ahead of myself, so welly's are just rubber boots.
Both back sheep legs in one welly?
Nope, nuthin.
I am dumb today, oh well I is what I is.
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therewererumours
* Dog in the Sand *
Ireland
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Posted - 08/18/2003 : 11:54:56
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Originally posted by bazza
so he wont run away. sheesh. am i the only mucksavage posting here?
If there's one thing I've learned, it's that life is one crushing defeat after another until you just wish Flanders was dead.
lol! Ye, I was prentdending like I got it, could he not just get his freind to hold it down for him!  God! I've stooped to a new low ha ha!
"Lets have a game of Go Johny, go, go, go , go. Everyboby knows, Go!, Johny, go, go, go, go" |
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Carolynanna
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Canada
6556 Posts |
Posted - 08/18/2003 : 11:57:39
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therewererumours
* Dog in the Sand *
Ireland
1240 Posts |
Posted - 08/18/2003 : 12:05:13
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My uncles a bacholar farmer, so this stuff disturbs me when I have to think about it, thats my last word on the topic!
"Lets have a game of Go Johny, go, go, go , go. Everyboby knows, Go!, Johny, go, go, go, go" |
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speedy_m
= Frankofile =
Canada
3581 Posts |
Posted - 08/18/2003 : 12:34:47
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| Why is every so done on pig lovin'? Where do you think the term "boinking" comes from..... |
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therewererumours
* Dog in the Sand *
Ireland
1240 Posts |
Posted - 08/18/2003 : 12:52:59
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"Look, straight, curly, straight ,curly, hee hee"!
"Lets have a game of Go Johny, go, go, go , go. Everyboby knows, Go!, Johny, go, go, go, go" |
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speedy_m
= Frankofile =
Canada
3581 Posts |
Posted - 08/18/2003 : 13:14:19
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Atheist4Catholics
= Cult of Ray =
USA
925 Posts |
Posted - 08/18/2003 : 21:09:13
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What's that joke about holding a sheep up over a cliff so it keeps backing up on you?
www.mp3.com/clootie |
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Stuart
- The Clopser -
China
2291 Posts |
Posted - 08/19/2003 : 00:45:24
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Are there any welsh people on this forum??? They'll be able to tell you that one.
Bacon....... Its not fantastic |
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Brackish Girl
~ Soul Eater ~
Ireland
1750 Posts |
Posted - 08/19/2003 : 08:23:09
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"So, one of the guys confessed that he'd had sex with a sheep. Hell, that was something of a conversation stopper. He even showed me how to do it. Wanna see? Right, you just stand up and stick the sheep's back legs into your boots, just like this, and you start pumping away" -Kim Deal
well, the welly thing happens here but this makes more sense(errrr,probably...)
-Jessie
'She picked up the phone,
the bombs were deployed,
the people they groaned,
the world was destroyed' |
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