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jimmy
= Cult of Ray =
USA
876 Posts |
 Posted - 08/09/2003 : 20:56:09
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Whether in newspapers or on talk radio, the people who give advice (with a few exceptions) are all wrong. It's frustrating to read or listen because I know that I have the right answer.
I'm not a do-gooder who likes to go around helping people; I just like taking a problem and giving the solution.
Post your problem or any question that's keeping you up at night and I'll answer. |
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paintmeister
= Cult of Ray =
USA
347 Posts |
Posted - 08/09/2003 : 22:25:07
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Dear Dr. Jimmy,
Whenever I want affection from my mate, I tell her that her breasts are talking to me. She doesn't believe me. How can I convince her that even if she doesn't want affection that her breasts do?
Please help me.
Signed, Mostly perplexed in Missouri |
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jimmy
= Cult of Ray =
USA
876 Posts |
Posted - 08/09/2003 : 23:41:33
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Dear Missouri,
How can someone refuse affection from someone that they are in love with?
It sounds like you've been a good sport about it, but it's time you told her there's a problem.
You shouldn't have to put up with her attitude. |
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Little Black Francis
> Teenager of the Year <
3648 Posts |
Posted - 08/10/2003 : 03:05:17
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reply to my new topic
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ain't it |
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glacial906
* Dog in the Sand *
USA
1738 Posts |
Posted - 08/11/2003 : 02:15:01
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Dear Jimmy,
I dream about you night and day. In my dreams, you appear to me in the form of the number "9" and try to molest me in the parking lot. (Of the Piggly-Wiggly.) I go in to report you to the police, but when I go in there you are at all the checkout counters, ready to "bag my groceries." Everywhere I turn, it's you, you, you, ready to "check me out," and the like. I wake up in a cold sweat screaming your name, thoroughly disturbing my wife and daughter from their slumber. I go down to the Piggly Wiggly all the time, to check and see if you are there, but my hopes are always dashed into a million pieces when I discover that only Raymond awaits me, holding the dish detergent expectantly in hand and smiling.
What should I do?
glacial |
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Dave Noisy
Minister of Chaos
Canada
4496 Posts |
Posted - 08/11/2003 : 10:09:43
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Dear Jimmy,
Will admitting to perspective dates that i have a hernia reduce my chances of getting said date?
Dave & Hernie, Victoria, BC |
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jimmy
= Cult of Ray =
USA
876 Posts |
Posted - 08/11/2003 : 19:54:10
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Dear Dave,
I'm sorry to hear about your hernia. I hope you get better soon. It shouldn't reduce your chances of getting dates like, say, herpes might. |
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Ebb Vicious
* Dog in the Sand *
USA
1162 Posts |
Posted - 08/11/2003 : 20:34:49
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i find that dan savage is usually spot on. |
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Dave Noisy
Minister of Chaos
Canada
4496 Posts |
Posted - 08/11/2003 : 22:46:57
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Hey, we're working with Dear Jimmy here..let him have a give 'er a try.. =P
I'm not gonna reply to Jimmy, 'cause the format is supposed to be Q's only... |
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